Your first thought is "eat the gun and throw him over my shoulder". I'm not sure I want to know more of what's in your head dude.

#Monsterdon

That's what the cops really want: more regular people taking the law into their own hands!

...nah, he just wants someone else to risk their life, presumably

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

What a terrifying earth-moving machine. #Monsterdon

Yup this cop sure is a bastard

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I don't think they teach how to disarm drunk doctors at geology school
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This deputy acts like he learned out to hold a gun from watching cartoons.

#Monsterdon

HEY BERT

#Monsterdon

Hey Bert! #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Oh I also missed that the main character is Canadian. He is wearing their national tuxedo.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

hey bert!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

#monsterdon this is the dramatic yelling scene they both submitted for Oscar consideration

🤣 I just got home in the middle of tonight’s #monsterdon and asked @paco to catch me up on what’s happening.

He said “It’s invasion of the bodysnatchers. But right now it’s a bunch of white dudes who are annoyed at each other for various reasons.”

I’ve been watching for about five minutes now, and, well, he’s about covered it.

"I did think of something! I thought of not gettin' shot!"

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Police guy who didn't go to college thinks it's someone else's job to apprehend an armed suspect.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Oh it's an anti-intellectual thing! Because it really reads like homoerotic tension, Brad. #Monsterdon

@apLundell yup, you and me both, just goin' senile like ol' Doc here

#monsterdon

are these two gonna kiss? or...

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#seedpeople

all these men's pants are terrible terrible pants

Is doc talking about plant sex?
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#monsterdon The loser dude trying to hit on the blond lady, even the writers on this turkey's staff knowing that shit can't fly but having no idea how to shut him down. They then have her just say his name and then bring in a cop car from stage left to save everybody from the scene.

Maybe he wants the ultimate fruit to brew into an alcoholic drink

#Monsterdon

That's right. Just point it right at the other dude while you check to see if it's loaded. Oh good! It _was_ loaded. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SEEDY TRIVIA 🌱🌰

Do the creature effects appear campy? They were designed that way by John Carl Buechler.

You’ve seen his work in horror and sci-fi, including Troll (1986) and Friday the 13th: The New Blood (1988). His background was in practical effects, so he focused on tangible, physical transformations rather than CGI.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

so, he told the cop that the guy the cop's looking for is in the garage, and with a gun. what did he think was gonna happen?

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@amyfou Circular fluorescent tube?

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Thank you distraction lap cat for making me miss the hitting on the 20something teen girl scene.
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@ax6761 I've been assuming all the seedpeople are taking over human bodies and can shape-shift in and out of those bodies, until something makes me think otherwise

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

How did he get a Valve Steam Frame?
#monsterdon

guys just kiss

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Is that a balloon animal crown?

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Brad has been waiting his whole life to have a reason to go in guns blazing. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Doc Roller has a gun, he's gonna paint the other one, in spooooooge…

What’s going on here lacks clarity.
Not a mysterious suspense-filled movie, just …what???

Maybe I’m not paying close enough attention though.
#Monsterdon

And you too can rock this look with a few pool noodles of your own.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

#monsterdon If I ever go senile, I hope I go senile like a character named "Doc" in a B movie.

Propagator emeritus?
Put down the thesaurus, you're too drunk.
#monsterdon

Oh, it's a hatchet. That could work.
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Honestly Unhinged Alcoholic Doc is the only character I remotely like in this

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #seedpeople

Where there is testa, there is a seed!!

Everyone backs up..

@amyfou It's like an inflatable swimming ring, but too small.

#monsterdon

@diazona @nazokiyoubinbou or, failing that, give them different haircuts or different colored shirts or something you can't just stick ted ron and dan on the driveway and expect me to know who they are #monsterdon

Testa the Vesta #Monsterdon

The sub station needs a dom not a Tom.

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"Propagator Emeritus of Planet Earth"

…
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the actual fuck does that mean?

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

So the daughter was right, may be, about Santiago (scene implied that she either knows|cooperates|controls the not-Critter, or can change to one)?

#Seedpeople_1992 #monsterdon

Ultimate Fruit? Are we going to the goblin market :blobaww:

#Monsterdon

The Propagator Emeritus of Earth seems like it should have come w/ an honorarium. #Monsterdon

now he's got purple cellophane on his light-hat. the very peak of fashion.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

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#seedpeople

I think that's a baloon animal on his head

Othering is the problem here...

#monsterdon
#Seedpeople1992

#monsterdon lol are the seedpeople trying to send Tom a message about how no one will believe him? Why did fake Mrs. Santiago reveal her true self

#monsterdon #seedpeople

Are you on the side of Science?

They see her rollin', they hatin' #monsterdon #seedpeople

so you SAY NOTHING about the mutant plant that just attacked you? which dad is that, is that a new dad? the unnecessarily withholding dad? #monsterdon

@Violinknitter :big_mood: it’s like every scene adds more indistinguishable characters #Monsterdon

What if the X-Files were bad is certainly *a* movie premise. #Monsterdon

Doc remains my problematic fav
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Tom, you should really knock first.
#Monsterdon

This is why you always knock first. #Monsterdon

Mrs Santiago basing her performance on Mrs Danvers from Rebecca, despite the director's protests

#monsterdon

Something strange...

...in your neighborhood, who you gonna call.

#monsterdon

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#seedpeople

welp now we know who Mrs Santiago really is

Poor woman seems unwell. Someone needs to get her in for a Carrot-id artery scan. #monsterdon

Kinda want a horror movie about a katamari to be honest

#Monsterdon

OK, so I guess the roller *is* the big guy.

And they can assume human form?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

THE CHICKEN SCULPTURE!

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the only one who seems like they are uncompromised by the plants or not vulnerable to them is the housekeeper??? is that why she is in the movie? we have no protagonists #monsterdon

So I think the brunette dude is supposed to be like a pod person now, but his zombie-like line delivery is the same as everyone else's.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

the seeds are coming from inside the house!

#monsterdon

NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII

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No, not the porcelain chicken! #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

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#seedpeople

oh no don't break the goose!

so far, there's brad, tom, doc roller, thurmy, heidi, uh... yeah, i couldn't match a face to a name, but i guess if i made up one of those names, none of us would know, huh.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

@cocaine_owlbear mmmm “she looked 18” has gotten far too many folks in trouble… I wouldn’t count on that holding up as a defense. #monsterdon

"slide-show" had a very different meaning back then

#monsterdon
#Seedpeople

Bad acting or pod person? Both.
#monsterdon

Oh right. This is a Podpeople remake.
Err Invasion of the Bodysnatchers.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SEEDY TRIVIA 🌱🌰

The “seedpeople” were created using practical makeup and prosthetics. This involved latex, foam, and possibly puppetry to give the aliens a humanoid but alien appearance.

The practical makeup allowed for close-ups and physical interaction.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

A slide carousel? Now he's into the hard stuff. #Monsterdon

@socketwench Rocking the Canadian tuxedo #monsterdon #seedpeople

They're a seed person!

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The slides.... of DOOOM!!!!

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I am so lost. There are seven men total in this valley, and I literally cannot keep any of them straight

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"No Tom, let me handle the sub station" #Monsterdon

Wow, all denim huh? This is definitely the early 90s.

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Flirting with your crush through her niece is pretty hekkin' Next Level Creepy #Monsterdon

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#seedpeople

hubcabs like salad bowls

what in the fuck are there TWO cop dads? there are THREE dads in the driveway right now #monsterdon

#monsterdon #seedpeople

HUBCAP ID SQUAD!!

That's not what I was expecting from "seed people". I was expecting an Invasion of the Body Snatchers situation

#Monsterdon

"Please let me flirt with you after I have tried and failed several times so far"

#Monsterdon

Are Heidi and Kimmy supposed to be the same age? #Monsterdon

Kimmy’s like a 26-year-old playing a 15-year-old.

#Monsterdon

Sheriff killjoy is here again.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

I'd call the guy a creepy pedophile for hitting on the kid, except the kid is obviously at least 25 years old.

Which, as we have established, is a tough age.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

I was KIDDING About a second-chance romance focus on the little creatures please

#Monsterdon

WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH HER GOD DAUGHTER TEENAGER

WHILE SHE IS RIGHT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#monsterdon

A large critter the size of a small critter #monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@JoeWynne 😹 #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

Honestly, I need a lesson on what even are the monsters #monsterdon