so rodan is a mach >1 GLIDER? #monsterdon

rodan looks way hotter from the back

rodan got that .... well it's not exactly a booty... but rodan got that... what is it...

#monsterdong

#monsterdon

the plural of rodan is rodan

they're like pokemon

#monsterdon

Why is there a big cross up on the edge of teh volcano? Was Ultraman stuck up there previously?
A blurry photo of... a giant flipper! The monster is the Loch Ness monster... of the sky?
#MONSTERDON

Oh wow, that shot with the jeep flipping was unexpectedly graphic! Nice job :D #monsterdon

rodan's flying sound effects like "what if jets were whistles"
#monsterdon

Oh that shot is *very* Reptilicus. #monsterdon

@apLundell oh god i didn't notice that's hilarious #monsterdon

Jeep just got fuckin owned #monsterdon

Her name was Rodan
And she came from the ocean near Japaaannn... #monsterdon

Tire screech? They played a tire screech for this crash!
#monsterdon

I didn't remember there being two of them. It really has been a while since I've seen this. #monsterdon #rodan.

It has! A mate!

#Monsterdon

OH and the jeep botched the landing, the judges will count off for that! #monsterdon

Death! Death to the Doctor Who quarry! #monsterdon

Oh NOW it's a bird #Monsterdon

Why is every other location reporting the news a mat painting? Didn't they have any color photographs or b roll available?
Oooh that's a nice old powder blue convertable.
#MONSTERDON

random splosions always make the populace safe #monsterdon

distinct lack of bubble-cockpit helicopters in the movie, rodan, i am disappoint #monsterdon

@coriander It is the Japanese Harrison Ford narration. #MonsterDon

These planes are being very rude to the boy :grr:​

#Monsterdon

@moira @CactuarJoe I knooooooow... It makes sense in context but it's very odd to hear in modern times. #Monsterdon

people ending up consistently in hospitals #monsterdon

Oh, that's a big egg. #monsterdon

And yes. That is Paul Free as Police Chief Nishimura. Man that's been bugging me. #monsterdon #rodan. "I am your cheif. Your Police Chief."

The terrible pteradon pregamed too hard.
#MONSTERDON

sorry i got distracted for a bit. how did they decide on the name rodan? #monsterdon

@trixter It appears to be covered in fondant #monsterdon

I’m almost positive I’ve heard this horn sampled somewhere #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Pedal-powered. #Monsterdon

"Electronic computer"? ...As opposed to what? Abacus? #monsterdon

wow I really DID overdo it last night #monsterdon

"If this thing you call Rodan is extinct, how is it still alive?"

CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS

#Monsterdon

Did Rodan just sky write an infinity symbol?
Ooh bloody helmet is all that's left. That's dark.
#MONSTERDON

Late Cretaceous cell structure. Just love it when they throw buzzwords around. #Monsterdon

>Late Cretaceous

>20 million years old

PICK ONE #Monsterdon

“you were left-handed before, honey” #monsterdon

Reptle? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon My favorite flying kaiju is still..

"electronic computer"

#Monsterdon

"this object you call an egg"

#monsterdon

Totally egg and not styrofoam at all. #Monsterdon

You can’t use carbon 14 for 20 million years dude. #MonsterDon

scroll past the sex photos… #monsterdon

This narrator would go on to battle against G-Force as Zoltar in the American dubbed "Battle of The Planets" #monsterdon #rodan

"Somewhere there ought to be some sort of shell."

"Yeh"

#Monsterdon

We were born to be bureaucrats! #monsterdon

Literally "dug too greedily and too deep" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Who uses a camera and a shoe to commit suicide?

"Not the mama!"
#MONSTERDON

hey @strangefour it's like that cave under Griffin Rock #Monsterdon

I don't remember much about the Japanese version but I am almost positive this narration that just explains what's happening on screen was NOT part of it

#Monsterdon

I don't think there were pteranodon's two million years ago. You must be thinking of someone else #monsterdon

oh no joel more rock climbing! #monsterdon

now we're watching slash fiction? #monsterdon

I’m gonna have to go back and GIF that radio tuner shot #monsterdon

Poor guy, his hair grease melted down onto his face. #Monsterdon

yessssss narrator voice we are omniscient again #monsterdon

Don’t just hate it when you wake up from a bender and you’re find you’re in a cave surrounded by monsters. #MonsterDon

Rodan's photobombing #monsterdon

Are the baby birds ok???? #monsterdon

the thing that traumatized you was watching an adorable muppet hatch? dude

#monsterdon

nothing like the juxtaposition of cheery music with Rodan brutally killing a man on-screen #monsterdon

NOT THE MOMMA! #monsterdon

Baby bird just wants their parent!
#Monsterdon

Lmao Rodan is making almost exactly the yowling panther noise from Italian Spiderman #monsterdon

Got some big cat sounds in there for sure

#Monsterdon

SUCH A CHUBBY LITTLE KIDDO #Monsterdon

i love him

#Monsterdon

Rodan's scream isn't quite as good as Godzilla's, but it's still really good

#Monsterdon

He just wants to eat grubs. Giant rubber grubs. #monsterdon #rodan

#Monsterdon Maverick can do loops at supersonic.

in retrospect, i have gotta hand it to the foley artist for really nailing how extremely confused we both are about whether or not these things are ants or birds #monsterdon

Cool, that sounds like it's actually in Tagalog #monsterdon

AW IT'S A BABY RODAN #Monsterdon

THERE HE IS, THERE'S THE BOY!!!!

#Monsterdon

aweh. rodan is a muppet baby!

#monsterdon

Cool flashback sequence with the bird eggs #Monsterdon

He should be looking around for a ring. #Monsterdon #rodan

Man, Big Bird looked _scary_ as a kid. #monsterdon

The big secret has been revealed. #MonsterDon

base…base…check out my sick trails #monsterdon

BIG EGG

#monsterdon

Animal skeletons on shelves courtesy of Jo-Ann's Halloween display... #Monsterdon

his ant brain knows the true enemy is the birds! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon They got research centers for everything in Japan.

Oh yaaay we’re arguing about whether it’s a bird or not!! #monsterdon

@smileodonicthys Instagram is a cruel taskmaster #monsterdon

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Rodan!
#Monsterdon

maybe if we say his name a few hundred more times… #monsterdon

Oh, we went over both bird and plane, that means it must be superman

#Monsterdon

Guys not everything is a bird.

#monsterdon

Cinderella! #monsterdon

enhance! #monsterdon

They found the engineer who was lost in the cave-in saving the miners and soldiers, in the pit that opened, but he's not really there. #monsterdon

The best time to visit a volcano is when it’s about to erupt #monsterdon

"we'll be careful" And yet they still get themselves eaten.

smh

#monsterdon

did men in the 50s just comb fistfulls of crisco into their hair or what?

#monsterdon

vibes? suddenly killed #monsterdon