I gotta respect the fireball breath that spears right through one building and hits the next

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Okay, the bike cop is part of the LAPD

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

I've not been drinking! I shan't abide this slander!

#Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's hilarious. #Monsterdon

So is this city Seoul, or?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

Reptilian drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "what the hell"

Die of alcohol poisoning five minutes in.

#Monsterdon

is that motocycle cop 12?
#reptilian1999 #monsterdon

"Yonggury screaming"

Buddy we feel you. #Monsterdon

Gotta love a wobbly pay phone. #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

That giant monster is doing a great job of just blending inconspicuously into the background sky. #Monsterdon

This CG makes me want to rewatch Beast Wars.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Can't get over how the aliens are shitty puppets...

#Monsterdon

hiding behind the moon, oldest trick in the book #monsterdon

#monsterdon The people in this control room talk like highschool students watching a football game.

OH, the twist here is a teleporting Godzilla-like monster

#Monsterdon

Why do they need to count down to turn on the TV

#Monsterdon

telling my boss that there’s particles hitting the atmosphere #monsterdon

@Lazarou yeah he was good! Honestly even though he was all gruff and gravely I liked his character, he seemed determined rather than angry.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"Electronic particles!"

They're shooting LEDs at us, sir! #Monsterdon

Budget cuts hit the Stargate program hard when the Kaiju showed up.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

look I love the spaceships, even the CG with them is just :chefkiss:

#monsterdon

"Directly above the city..." Which city? Any city. The city. It's right there...

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

We're taking these mothers out... to dinner. Happy Mothers Day!
#Monsterdon

taking the mothers out for mothers day 😄
#monsterdon

This is a level 5 Linda organization

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

OK, now the National Space Investigation Agency (NSIA) is finally involved!

So, monster and aliens, heed my warning:

Your doom is imminent!

#Monsterdon

Happy Mother's Day!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Why is he out of breath? He just got out of a chair, he's winded. Must be a chain-smoker maybe?

No, again, *nothing* in this movie is realistic, you can't be it here #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

"How do we stop it?"

Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon

Honestly props to the aliens' project managers for maintaining the "reanimate Yonggary" Jira ticket for 200 million years

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon there's a special kind of thrill to watching a movie so bad you know you could do better

Folks, we could make a movie better than this

I come from the office down UNDA

#monsterdon

Maybe we should show a good Korean monster movie like The Host. #Monsterdon

This 200 Mya chronicle is on a need to know basis because it takes a long time to explain it. #Monsterdon

@arrjay

Nah, Neo Geo's graphics were better than that

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

this guy really wants to be Christopher Lloyd.

#monsterdon

Everyone could be an alien in disguise in this movie and I'd have no idea, the acting is so strange #monsterdon

never trust american kaiju movie remakes

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"level 5 classified government agency" and just flashing that badge everywhere

you need to take a lesson from the Men In Black

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

It’s like they asked the bottom of the barrel from community theatre wannabes to write, direct, and act in this.

#Monsterdon

Sweater vest guy is really struggling to deliver his lines. Wow.

#Monsterdon

Was this agency in those UFO leaks that just dropped?
#Monsterdon

to be fair, there are quite a few things the White House doesn't know about, so...

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Holly is apparently an expert on things that smell old, she says standing over the oldest actor in the movie. #monsterdon

I'm speechless against this movie. Unfortunately, I can't say the movie is speechless too.
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

Ah ok, the aliens are beaming the monster around. Makes more sense than Hollow Earth tunnels at least. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sensible explanation! Not plaids with paisleys! I WANT SENSIBLE! MATCHING STRIPES AT LEAST!

They stab it with their steely choppers, yet they still can't kill the beast #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

It’s nice the monster from Flesh Gordon got another gig

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

It's an Man In Black wearing grey-blue!

#Monsterdon

we join this Red Alert DLC already in progress #monsterdon

just vworpped on outta there

BYE YOUNG GARY

#monsterdon

Oops, that's my Xevious arcade game, not the monitor...
#Monsterdon

@Bluedepth

Maybe a cultural thing in South Korea.

#Monsterdon

"Spread out guys, watch out for the fireball!" #Monsterdon

At least the helicopters are causing less collateral damage than in Emmerich's Godzilla

#Monsterdon

They are shooting the monster CGI with bad CGI.
#Monsterdon

I’m just laughing at how objectively bad this movie is. I think it’s the worst so far, this year. Not bad in terms of boring or anything like that. Just bad because it’s so horribly written, directed, and acted. I can’t believe someone spent money on sending this to theaters.

#Monsterdon

Holly's actor, sensing a flop, has decided to use this film as a portfolio showcase for her range of accents

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Those choppers are absolute drone bait these days...

#Monsterdon

@peribotsarah And better acting wouldn’t have helped this movie tbh #Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew

Who is the cover fire covering for?

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

honestly, I think it's...

yeah, it's the lighting mismatch. the overlay is far too bright and they should have tried fighting in the day.

#monsterdon

Hey now, the CGI artist is trying their best! You only gave them a Mac Quadra covered in peanut butter and a pirated copy of Ray Dream!

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

I really don't think they performed well enough to warrant a "bravo"

#Monsterdon

Half of the dialogue in this film is just meaningless incidental nothing. The other half is cliche. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Fun fact: in 1999, the United States Military didn't use Jeeps. #Monsterdon

That didn't workout too well.

#Monsterdon

He's not 200 million years old. He's 200 million years *young*... gary

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

I hope those chompers can stomp it?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Definitely the last in the Miss Universe pageant. That... ugly…

More like YAWN-gary at this point.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

"I said he's DAMN UGLY"

oooh burrrrnnnnnnn

#monsterdon

Yeah yeah, cue Godzilla (1999) chopper scene. #Monsterdon

200 million year old man cologne smell
#monsterdon

Even for Hollywood that is the most shaky aiming of a handgun I've ever seen

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

"Radio words?"

"Radio words, radio words."

#Monsterdon

@trixter "It smells... old.'

"Oh that's just my aftershave, young lady."

#monsterdon

Of course its vision is based on motion.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

"smells so...old"

yeah cause you're standing next to an old guy 🥴

#monsterdon

do you think they used Real Arcade Footage for those helicopters?

#monsterdon

So Yonggari smells like moth balls and Coty perfume? #Monsterdon

“It smells so… old” #Monsterdon

"Do you smell it Doctor, it smells so old.
Like my faculty advisor's bedroom, back when I was doing my dissertation."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

I love idiots firing small arms at large monsters basically using a noisemaker to attract attention to yourself. #Monsterdon

"It smells so old" no Holly that's the doctor #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon Pointing a waggling gun, your aim is going to be... sketchy at best bub…

"It smells so ... old" Okay that's just the professor you're picking up on. #Monsterdon

Tedious situation room scene is GO
#monsterdon

"Do you smell it, Doctor?" 😐

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

No Holly, that's me. I am very very old and so I smell that way too. <-- the doctor

#monsterdon
🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱

Holly, what an amazing SMELL you've discovered!

It smells so old
oh that's you doctor
#Monsterdon

Do you smell what he Yonggary is cook'n?

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

yeah, it smells like Terrible Movie.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@MatthewTitus88

Holly only did two more things

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

The creature animation is reminiscent of Jim Danforth's work on "Laserblast", "Flesh Gordon", and better things.

#monsterdon
#Reptilian1999
#Yonggary1999

#monsterdon Yonggary's erotic interpretive dance