The muppet then exploded into pixie dust and its sparkly remains rained down on the ruins of an civilization from awhile ago. This evaporated the acid-spitting starfish clinging to Mothra and unlocked a new skin. The fairies held out their hands in awe as bits of muppet fell down over them. Then Mothra split the ocean so a few people could run to shore. The lesson here is to stop littering.

Also, four-finwinged fishmoth.

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ty for joining, everyone!

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nobody tell the people at funko that there's a #pride verson of mothra

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Gorgo died on his way back to his home planet #monsterdon

so much fun just inflating a raft. Just wait until they're actually out on the...oh yeah, acid-spitting starfish. Hm.

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did you nerds trick me into watching pokemon, what the hell #monsterdon

And that's why cats shouldn't smoke. #Monsterdon

Drop a caterpillar down their shorts #monsterdon

Don't be sad. Imagine Mothra is Gorgo.

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-the city crumbled
-it burned
-it turned into water and got taller
-it splashed back down into the ocean

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this?

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wait wtf am I watching

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@Taweret they got everything squared away before the streetlights came on so it's all good #Monsterdon

The Earth is in our children's hands

Thus concludes this week's #Monsterdon sermon!

Thank you @Taweret for gathering us all for the fun and frivolity!

@Taweret That was something, but I'm not sure what #monsterdon

Got it. Gorgo turd #monsterdon

Now, somebody is going to come around looking for the boat they stole and lost in the city... #Monsterdon

I can't put my finger on precisely why, but this music is just so terrible and generic compared to the usual kaiju score #monsterdon

What happened to Belvira? Is she at the bottom of the sea now too with her dragon? #monsterdon

how long have these kids been gone? have their parents filed police reports?

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X gon give it to ya #monsterdon

Wait, is Dagarla Jewish now? #monsterdon

Now it's an inner-space battle. #Monsterdon

"We made a kaiju, but had regrets, so we had our scientists make a furby muppet with healing piss. Then the earth and the ocean swallowed our entire city. Let this be a lesson to you. Now the furby muppet will decide your fates."

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this is so much

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Mothra X Wing Edition™️ #Monsterdon

I think Mothra is some kind of laser-spitting flying fish now #monsterdon

Now it's Mothra... missile? Torpedo? #Monsterdon

wtf

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Gorgo ascending to heaven is some extremely Tim and Eric visuals #monsterdon

Cecil B. DeMille wants his cut of the royalties for that scene #monsterdon

Holy Moses Mothra! #Monsterdon

She's 100% that moth #monsterdon

#HealingPiss "water spirit" I see what they did there #Monsterdon

Gorgo was set to "overload" #monsterdon

Yay, we're outside! ... and in the middle of a kaiju battle... #Monsterdon

Oakland Hthlbt

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@Taweret Is the idea that Gorgo has to save Mothra with a golden shower? #monsterdon

Wow, super jump followed by super throw... They really should have just left dumb and dumber behind. #monsterdon

#HealingPiss FTW #Monsterdon

ah yes, you forgot about the healing muppet pee, didn't you?

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@msh @Taweret But the stone eggs were just something they picked up at the mall #monsterdon

@Taweret we spent a fortune on the Mayan Death Star set we have to get as much mileage out of it as we can you see
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just let that guy die. its fine

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the pacing here feels very drawn out

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C'mon, Dagarla ain't doing diddly-squat right now #monsterdon

The Force is strong in this one #Monsterdon

It's a Force Ghost #monsterdon

The VFX Department let loose the interns with a bunch of Commodore Amigas and Video Toasters and here we are now and it's delightful #Monsterdon

they actually built a lot of sets for this

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Got yer nose! #Monsterdon

Time to warm up another moth egg, I think #monsterdon

wait wait what did the muppet bite him with

it's got no mouth

#Monsterdon

To save the ocean from pollutants, Mothra electrocuted every fish. Now there are no fish left to be harmed by pollution.

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OHNOOOO Smol Ladies keep singing Mothra needs your healing vibes! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

I'm calling that an unforced error flying into the Mayan tower, Mothra #monsterdon

those guys prying jewels out of the wall nothing good can come of that haven't they seen Indiana Jones movies SMDH #Monsterdon

the underside of Degarla looks like it was inspired by an oyster shell
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that um, that is not a good special effect lol

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#monsterdon ooh, Mothra plasma defense!

their having such a good time
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why is this ancient pyramid suddenly the death star?

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Oakland A's fan has trust issues #monsterdon

Then the police ordered Degarla to leave and it turned around and went back to the sea.

#Monsterdon

Wow, Top Gun has nothing on this aerial combat. #Monsterdon

ya know i think the police ordering people to leave immediately was completely unnecessary #Monsterdon

This sucks #monsterdon

"hey look, it's mothra"

thanks kid

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@Taweret the Mayans also had hipsters who built homes out of old shipping containers who knew? #Monsterdon

this Dagarla just looks like a mess of a monster #monsterdon

Dagarla is mad the pyramid fought back, so he's going for pizza. #Monsterdon

Degarla is doing the butterfly stroke. Showoff.

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wait. is the inside of this ancient mystical pyramid made out of shipping containers?

#monsterdon

Dagarla looks cool

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good thing our larger than average moth has laser eyes!

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Mothra Song (Bjork remix) #monsterdon

they could probably get out of the canoe at that point

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The minions are getting extremely tiresome #monsterdon

"where on earth are we?"
"in a pyramid"

That doesn't really answer the question in a helpful way #monsterdon

the Mayans knew how to make proper masers it's truly a lost art #Monsterdon

effervescent muppet

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back in those days, parents would just let kids travel with fairies and muppets into ancinet undersea pyramids

not like the overprotective parents of nowadays

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Mayans travelled to Japan and worshipped Godzilla who knew? #Monsterdon

the cat got so upset it flipped it's picture vertically

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Designer 1: So, we're going to suck the kids down through a crazy wormhole thingy - THEN raise the city to the surface? Why? Are we just doing this to scare kids?
Designer 2: Yes. #Monsterdon

"The currents there are so dangerous, even the fishermen don't go there."

And then they tried anyway, and they died.
#Monsterdon

@Taweret oftentimes grownups look right past what's right in front of kids' faces #Monsterdon

ah yes, the scene that was the inspiration for rebirth of mothra ii: the ride #monsterdon

so the kids were able to discover previously undiscovered ancient ruins by paddling out a little ways from the shore

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"Is this where you live?"
"No that's a book."

#Monsterdon

fairies didn't believe in muppets

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well, now i want a burger. thanks, kid

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Oh god, these oafish hunter characters have got to get lost #monsterdon

That poor cat just can't get a break. #Monsterdon

healing piss

it has healing piss

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environmental message again. let's try not to fuck it up this time

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Yeah whatever. Isn't it time for a song? #monsterdon

her dragon has jet engines
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does it guard the treasure with its urine? #monsterdon

LOL! Urine - not just for jellyfish stings anymore. #Monsterdon