sure she murdered our friend and ate him but she seems like good people

#monsterdon

Did you say DAYS? Look pal, that won't do, we've got like 10 minutes to wrap this bad boy up. #Monsterdon

blood! yes! #monsterdon

She killed someone- let's just stare at her! #Monsterdon

@ryan honestly you could just as easily have started here, so far the only plot development in this movie has been finding the blood queen #monsterdon

That's just the sound I want to hear when it's time to SLEEP #monsterdon

@trixter honestly the most realistic part of this movie. #monsterdon

"She has.... very pointy hair" #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Oh THAT's who her hair reminds me of. #Monsterdon

maybe she doesn't know what the needle is, you dicks #monsterdon

I don't think that is a good ship design, but I like the mood lighting. Very 70s despite being from the 60s about the 90s.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

“OhOH yes yes, of course, a blood sample, I was thinking the same thing sir” #Monsterdon

Coneheads (1993)
#Monsterdon

I love the complete lack of attempt to start at linguistic basics. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood the astronauts pass the time by playing battleship, which is more interesting than the boring movie they're in.

Meanwhile a boy astronaut teaches the alien lady how to suck... I mean water through a straw.

When I worked at a museum giving Astrobiology tours, that was the first thing we taught kids: Alien women hate human women. #Monsterdon

is Dennis Hopper gonna teach her how to suck??? this movie's been relatively non-horny so far... #monsterdon

she's an astronaut, jerry, I think she knows how to drink water if she wants to #monsterdon

“Doesn’t get along with members of her own sex.” Ha, LADIES, am I right #Monsterdon

@brion odds of bechdel pass reduced to 2% #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🚀#QueenOfBlood That theremin is going into overdrive...

I wonder if our green lady inspired the look of the Martian girl from Mars Strikes Back #monsterdon

Significant Glances: The Movie #Monsterdon

Oh that Tony, always with his samples that guy.
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YOU GUYS are we getting Dangerous Feminine Wiles AND Mind Control/Hypnosis in the same scene? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Girl, that lipstick does NOT go with your skin tone.

Not sure what would, honestly.

idk she seems sketchy. she's probably after their moon money

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now we’re in “The Martian” somehow.

I was ignoring you, but you said you had important news. #Monsterdon

BING BONG Thank you for calling spaceship Meteor, all our astronauts are busy right now... #Monsterdon

What's the problem? It took like five minutes to get to Phobos, the return trip should be easy. #Monsterdon

Give me practical effects for special effects over crappy CGI for my B movies every day
#Monsterdon

Space Helmet purpose built for steampunks #monsterdon

The second ship wasn't a rescue ship, it wasn't intended for this kind of mission, but a couple astronauts figured they could at least get themselves over to render technical assistance. They'd be stuck, but they might be able to help.

That's why it could only fit two people and couldn't land on Mars. Kind of foolish, but internally consistent.

Or am I missing something?
#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

@LilyDoe It's a sporty little roadster of a rescue ship #monsterdon

#Monsterdon hive mind when a movie mentions paper moon money: *feral noises*

Tired: Iraqi Dinar
Wired: Moon Money
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"paper moon money" is what i'm going to call cryptocurrency from now on #monsterdon

it's only a paper moon

sailing over a cardboard set

#monsterdon

Send the rescue ship! Now it has no room to actually rescue anyone, but that's not going to be an issue, I'm sure!!
#Monsterdon

only 90s kids remember paper moon money

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"Fancy meeting you here!" The 'main' ship is right here!

People seem pretty non-plussed about what ought to be some absolutely amazing space events.

#monsterdon

"What is that?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_Gd623HJo

#monsterdon

"martian girls are dying to meet you" raises the odds of a bechdel pass to 10%, but not the good kind of bechdel pass #monsterdon

"The Martian girls are dying to meet you" ermm

#monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

#Monsterdon Phobos does not look like that!!!

all these red orbs remind me of hemorrhoids

#Monsterdon
#QueenOfBlood
#PlanetOfBlood

Wait, go back to the newspaper, I want to read about the social safety group! Has there been a new petition against tax!? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Well, that was a wimpy headline, considering.

Oh no!. Not the traffic safety plans!
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

@joewynne@mindly.social I recall the host of _I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue_ saying that he managed to be serious simply by refusing to see anything funny about what was going on. That sounds hard, though.
#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

#Monsterdon. Apparently a sunburst is something rather more biologically damaging than your typical solar flare.

Also, how do you make a UV protection shield?

(This is why my spouse won’t watch SciFi movies with me anymore…)

Look at this poster
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It’s so cool how women don’t need helmets in space #Monsterdon

so far not much queen nor blood #monsterdon

"Take these they'll make you feel better" Oops. Guess he's drugged up in this one too. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Good thing they emergency controlled it that was close

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I've always wanted an oscilloscope. I don't need one. I just think they're neat. #Monsterdon

is…is that a book? #monsterdon #queenofblood

Pew pew pew! #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

You DID remember to bring your anti-sunburst helmet to the meal period, right? #Monsterdon

Oh no! THe oscilloscope isn't calibrated! #Monsterdon

This is one of the straightest performances I've seen out of Hopper. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Ah yes. The average podcast of the 90s. Just two bland white guys and one cheap mic.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

MEAL PERIOD.
FOOD WILL NOW COMMENCE

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Why didn’t we design our tech to look like this, I wanna press that dome down like it’s a Trouble board game #Monsterdon

"Just keep going!" Someone come get ya department head #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @WhiskeySailor
Independendent Film Channel used to play Soviet kids' cartoons in the early 2000s. They were ... intense. #Monsterdon

"if you look through this porthole you can see another movie" #monsterdon

everything will be silver in 1990 #monsterdon

I wanna know what Russian movie this thing stole its intercut scenes from, they're a million times better than the John Saxon stuff. #Monsterdon

This is making me want to watch the USSR films...
#Monsterdon

These people REALLY need cellphones.

#monsterdon

Took too long to make this #Monsterdon. That was how big an #iPod was in 1955. It held two songs that you could listen to on repeat.

@jonny soylent emergency supplies ... it's made with *generals*!
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#Monsterdon. OMG, an interplanetary switchboard?!?

Human shaped aliens|robots never gets old🙄
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I love how in this future there are absolutely zero meddling generals getting in the way of the scientists and diplomats sending a shitload of supplies to aliens that crash landed on the moon as naturally as calling AAA #monsterdon

This new ant man is going in a weird direction

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“Haha shut up silly woman!” #Monsterdon

Ok, would someone here take pity on this old lady? What the hell is #Monsterdon all about? Peace out! ;-)

It took us three days to figure out we were sent an SOS.

#monsterdon

"highly evolved technology"
ah. yes. highly evolved.
#monsterdon

This movie has an astonishing number of sphere shaped objects so far tbh
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Oh wow, the headgear on these aliens. I bet it has a VR game where you move a 3d rendered coin into a funnel on a chess board.
#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Turns out the secret to space travel is Simon. #Monsterdon

They have those beer can hats! #monsterdon

In the future (1990) we will travel through space in backyard grills #monsterdon

Neon powers the alien spaceships of the future! #monsterdon

I like it that the moon people invest in public art. Very optimistic #monsterdon

Oh Basil Rathbone is introduced by titanic statuary matte painting.
And a breast shaped dome. As you do.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

The aliens are very enigmatic. I approve.

#monsterdon

They are trying _so hard_ honestly

so many orbs

SO MANY

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Meanwhile, on Planet Blur #Monsterdon

Why is Sherlock Holmes the boss of the Space Institute of Space? #monsterdon

Hi, I'm not David Niven! #monsterdon

"No idea, probably about the quilting on our jackets." #monsterdon

judging by the costumes and initial dialogue calling the sole woman character "mata hari", i give the odds of a bechdel pass at approximately 5% #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood god damn these 60s media and their optimistic projection of near future space travel. Space stations and moon bases everywhere my face. We can barely get a little tin can or two floating in orbit.

Also, the 90s looks like the 60s, which matches my impression of the UFO TV series, which was set in the 80s but just looked like... the 60s only more so.

just imagine U Cant Touch This or Madonna's Vogue playing in the bg of every scene for that real 1990 feel

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