How many emergency plans do they have to deal with dead bodies? #Monsterdon

I've seen this before! The guy wanting to bring her back is a synthetic.
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lady : we brought an alien aboard and it ate Paul

farraday: cool, cool. everything else on schedule?

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(Getting eaten) “No no it’s all right, it’s her culture” #Monsterdon

Betty Davis eyes. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, the English-speakers conviction that if you speak slowly and loudly, they’ll understand no matter their native language.

None of these guys are catching on to how incredibly smug she looks. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

#Monsterdon 🚀Maybe the #QueenOfBlood can also slap Captain Hypodermic

She definitely seems very okay and trustworthy and not like she's about to eat them all. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood the alien queen's helmet looks like a squash someone put windows in.

#Monsterdon did Tony go for a walk without his helmet?

that booty moment was like... yes, baby, am a single lady....

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#QueenOfBlood
#PlanetOfBlood

We can fly through space and land on Mars, but WIND?! No one planned for that!

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Luckily I have a quarter AND no gloves on this spacesuit...

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Ohhh is this like one of those riddles where you need to ferry a fox and chickens across a river #Monsterdon

@dogwelder most of the cargo space is taken up by plot devices #monsterdon

I wonder if they made those space suits to match the suits in the Russian footage. If so they're goofy but damn accurate. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

That's a pretty elaborate side plot just so the guy can go visit his girlfriend for the aforepromised 'dancing on Mars.'

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Fireflies orbiting Mars!? #Monsterdon

OH OK so these guys get his full attention right away and no interruptions #Monsterdon

how is it she doesn't have a helmet?!?!

she's the Blood Queen????

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#QueenOfBlood
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#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood The first act minutes had a strong start by introducing mysterious orb aliens to distract us. The next act was boring filler but in space.

It’s efficient design that their spacesuits can also be used for deep sea diving in case of a watery planet landing #Monsterdon

We're just going to get a ship with constant acceleration and no one is even going to mention "atomic motors"??

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He's dead, Jim. #Monsterdon

Miniature rockets being launched! That's the Toho like special effects I want out of a Monsterdon.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

#Monsterdon. Whoop! My favorite 50s rocket shape! And the Hugo goes to….

i want to see the soviet scifi movies all this footage came from

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I think they need to replace the smoke detector batteries on that door
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#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood I'm kind of impressed with the sets in this movie to be honest. The human facilities are impressive at least, if a little stark.

How much hairspray did she bring to Mars? #Monsterdon

@Doreen32128 At 6pm Pacific time on Sundays a bunch of us watch an old moldy monster movie on free streaming and make random comments. That's what gets #monsterdon trending

Hmm. This is probably a different 1990s.
#Monsterdon

i am also enjoying pathecolour #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood the orb planet gives birth to a smaller orb, which is loaded by a tiny whirling people tray. the smaller orb turns out to be a spaceship and not a hot air balloon.

Fun Fact: Special effects for this movie were taken from a soviet movie based on same story. Not based on, actually same footage used.

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#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood well that was quick. The orb aliens are like "hello. whiirrrrrr" and then the humans are like "what?" and then the orb aliens are like "WE GONNA SEND AN ORB PERSON TO CRASH AT YOUR PLACE! whiiiiirrrrr" and the humans are like... "okay..."

@OldRustBucket@universeodon.com I miss ya Rusty ♥️

<resumes lurking quietly in the #Monsterdon crowd>

you know they're aliens coz they have Capes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood Loving this trippy marble planet, its rough coastlines and its massive Singing Orbs. Gonna guess that all the technology on this planet is orb-shaped, and also attended by fancy ladies who are probably vampires.

OMG the credits are SO LONG... normally wouldn't suffer through such nonsense. I hope you realize I love you #monsterdon

if you have the word blood in your title and you don't use the drippy font, what are you even doing?

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Basil Rathbone, John Saxon, and Dennis Hopper. There’s a trifecta for you #Monsterdon

OH SHIT YEAH, HEY

They totally forgot about Tony! He's just sitting up there on Phobos twiddling his thumbs! Like, "Doo dee doo, taking soil samples, nothin' going on here. Hope the others got back to base okay, well I'm sure they're fine." #Monsterdon

...See, now I really want a parody of this film where a human astronaut crash-lands on like The Planet of The Gingerbread Men or something. Planet of the Living Doritos. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I deeply respect your culture but you are SO DELICIOUS." #Monsterdon

"She's a hemophiliac. Perhaps some sort of royalty where she comes from."

LMAO OH MY GOD

That's the worst movie twist I've ever heard, saying an alien *without hemoglobin* probably has the same blood clotting disease the Romanoff family had (almost unheard of in women btw), which means she's a queen

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This isn’t even the dumbest oddly Soviet space vampire movie I’ve seen. If you haven’t seen Dracula 3000, please don’t see Dracula 3000.

#monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Thank you so much @Taweret for this exsanguinating international thriller!
I do so look forward to #Monsterdon every week.

And @cheribaker, another Bingo card to put the tension over the top. I cheated again.

Have a great week! And remember it's all in how you display your orbs.

@blogdiva SPACE herpes 🤣

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#Monsterdon Queen of Blood: where the sets are more interesting to watch than the plot or characters.

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@Taweret thanks for having us! #monsterdon

That was so much fun, you guys!! Thanks for making Sunday night an event to look forward to - will definitely play along again! 💚💜❤️ #Monsterdon

@blogdiva #Monsterdon She was even an aspiring colonialist. That’s definitely inbred royalty type thinking.

@floatybirb yeah if whatshisname on phobos had been a space vampire maybe we'd've have had some action in the second reel #monsterdon

@moira brain eaters was a masterpiece, this movie never even started lmao #monsterdon

For a few minutes there I was kind of wondering if our lady astronaut was going to wind up being a new space vampire? Which would have been a better ending than alien roe in jello. #Monsterdon

AND THE QUEEN OF BLOOD AS HERSELF! THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE BEEN #Monsterdon, GOOD NIGHT!

well that was definitely the worst film we've seen so far and I absolutely do mean that, Brain Eaters was better than this #monsterdon

Did they just forget to tell us what happened to Tony? He looked kind of nervous when they told him he wasn't going to die #Monsterdon

That movie really needed to end with the MST3K doors. #Monsterdon

So, Saxon is not going to turn into a Martian vampire?
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THE END

wtf

#QueenOfBlood #monsterdon

Quarantine? Isolation? Possible contamination? Ah, screw it, let's just charge right in. Eggs for everybody!

#monsterdon

"Let's go touch grass." #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

let's go touch some grass #monsterdon

I just… Have you any sense of self-preservation at all, folks? #Monsterdon

They are REALLY working to justify this title. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

The Space Crew Who Didn’t Do Anything (1966)
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Space Hapsburgs confirmed? #Monsterdon

LITERALLY killed by a catfight. Dang. #Monsterdon

Me laying on my bed after a meltdown lmao #Monsterdon

Convenient weakness is convenient.

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#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood well, hairspray astronaut didn't get a crowbar, but she at least scratched the vampire lady revealing her terrifying pickle blood.

I guess girls are immune to the space vampire mind control. I wonder if the guy turned into a vampire now.

Poor little Cindy Loo Who, bled to death from a paper cut. #Monsterdon

There's only three rooms and an airlock - how hard will it be to find her?

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The vampire with a fear of blood is at least novel. #monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

#monsterdon keep the fucking door closed maybe

we are going to get robbed of a bechdel pass right now because blood queen has no dialogue or name #monsterdon

Those are some fancy space restraints.
#monsterdon

@Taweret "Maybe there's intelligent life on other planets, because everyone from Earth is dumb as rocks." #Monsterdon

SHE HAS LAZER EYES WHAT since when was THAT a vampire power??? #Monsterdon

Stupid humans didn't count on heat vision. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

I just hope someday when I am found crash-landed by a race of pizza people they are this understanding when I eat them. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Just eject her q-tip looking ass into space - what’s Dr Faraday gonna do about it?? Just be like yeah, no, sorry we lost her

#Monsterdon

So Laura wasn't afraid after Paul was eaten? #Monsterdon

@Taweret look, we can't be judgemental she might just have a different value system from us #Monsterdon

buddy this is how you wind up a found voice log for future adventurers #monsterdon

Yes, we carry guns and plasma on our spaceships. Don't you?

#monsterdon

Nice effect with the eyes, tho #Monsterdon

Looks like Dr. Science is her type of ripe cantaloupe. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Wow, surely no one could have seen this one coming >_> #Monsterdon

I’m not even a space vampire but if I got picked up by a bunch of people who called me the “specimen” I’d eat them too.

#monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

okay, just walk away real natural and he’ll never realize you forgot to set the autopilot #monsterdon

Do you put the dead astronaut in trash, or is that recycling? #monsterdon

THEY JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN TO THE ROOM WITH THE SPACE VAMPIRE!?
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

Of all the souls I have ever encountered in my travels, his was the most… poetic. #Monsterdon

she has mind powers and she eats people but sure, let's just let her roam at will

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Soooo you guys aren't gonna attempt to, like, restrain her? Or anything? #Monsterdon

And now we shall place Dennis Hopper in the smoker and light`em up. It's what he would have wanted.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood