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liferstate
liferstate
liferstate@mas.to

Maybe it's just me, but I don't see how shooting a flying serpent god with regular bullets is going to help. It never works in Godzilla pictures!

#monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social

10 minutes is not enough time for a character redemption arc for this guy. they were closing in with plenty of time for a satisfying conclusion and instead they are doing whatever the fuck this is #monsterdon

Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

Ever since the focus shifted to tracking this cultist professor, the movie has felt like an I Think You Should Leave sketch. #Monsterdon

athena_rising
athena_rising
athena_rising@beige.party

#Monsterdon Coming this fall to ABC Mime Detective. He's the silent type who can't share his feelings after watching his partner Paul get carried off a roof by a giant to his death.

nhgeek
nhgeek
nhgeek

The mime looks like he is going to jack somebody up with Shaft

Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

Ummm I'd be more inclined to believe a ritual sacrificial murder in 1982 than most other years. Especially in Manhattan #Monsterdon

Blue
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city

"It's actually the more real version of the statue of liberty, you could argue. so there." --the screenwriter, via a bit part #monsterdon

Cactuar Joe
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

...sssso is there just gonna be a mime in the background of every shot of the movie from now on? Because it's not too late to crown this The Best Monster Movie Ever. #Monsterdon

nhgeek
nhgeek
nhgeek

If they can splash it with a little Hudson River water, that bird would be dead in a minute.

Joe Watching βš½πŸŽžοΈπŸš΄πŸ“Ί
Joe Watching βš½πŸŽžοΈπŸš΄πŸ“Ί
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

πŸ¦– #MONSTERDON LOW BUDGET FILM SCHOOL 🎞️

Use cheap substitutes whenever possible.

Like Larry Cohen, who used steeplejacks who were carrying out repairs at the time of filming for the SWAT police officers fighting the creature at the end.

He dressed them as cops and taught them how to use the blank firing machine guns. They weren't afraid of heights or to get into the baskets attached to the sides of the building

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

should this guy be talking on the phone? can't dress up like a mime until video calls are invented, dude, i don't make the rules. #monsterdon