Mime makeup, ultimate undercover #monsterdon

EGGY NOOO!
The one innocent individual in the whole movie...
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IS THAT AN UNDERCOVER CLOWN #MONSTERDON

I did not have "police informant disguised as mime" on my bingo cards
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CAW CAW BANG FUCK I'M DEAD

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I have to say, Moriarty does a great job of portraying a guy who *thinks* he's in control.

MIME COPS

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"Take that and stick it… stick it up your… brain"

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This is like the mumbliest dialogue ever. #Monsterdon

"try to blend in"

*Paints face #monsterdon

@ryan million dollar baby #monsterdon

can i get a carradine caw clip for my ringtone pls

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Moriarty, just stay off the ladder.
Nothing good happens when you use a ladder.

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one million dollar egg #MillionDollarEgg #monsterdon

"Why do I have to go up?"
He's like a naughty child being dragged to the scene of the crime.
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@ryan I was surprised you didn't post the coffee scene, unless I missed it #monsterdon

Sheppard trying to dial back shooting up the egg.

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Let's shoot down through the egg into the room below where all the officers are standing.

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Turns out gods are remarkably easy to kill when they're fresh out of the egg. #monsterdon #q

Momma's not going to be happy

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#monsterdon archaeopteryx gods are chill about baby murder, surely

When did the egg turn black?? #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

claaawwwww

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It's just hatched, gonna be hungry! #monsterdon

clipping “look at that fuckin’ omelet” for the next big egg on here #monsterdon

oh, conventional weapons are working? okay then. #monsterdon

"Look at that fucking omelette"????? #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

I see I'm not the only person who thought of omlettes when I saw that egg. :9

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He looks so happy to be going on an elevator ride.
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@JoeWynne so Q is going to FOITS then? #monsterdon

Please eat David Caradine, pleeeaase #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Maaan, don't wake the baby.

And no one in the Empire State building noticed the big flying creature making a nest.?!?!?! #monsterdon

🦖 GODZILLA
CONNECTION #2 🎞️

Larry Cohen's opinion about the monster's death at the end: "It's the exact same scene as the end of the $150 million Godzilla picture. Gee, if I had that money I could have made 150 movies."

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All those cops on a building. Looks like the end of "The Blues Brothers". unfortunately we don't have this kind of soundtrack around here

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TBF with the NYPDs massively overinflated budget I expect "Aztec God Removal" is charged yearly to $50 million

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I didn't know we still had Irish cops in the 80s. #monsterdon

I can't get over how the spire of the Chrysler Building seems to have a bunch of blankets and tarps hanging off it.
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so weird to see cops in full kit being just like their normal shirts and like puffy vests #monsterdon

Why so much key jangling #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

approximately 30 minutes for Quinn to get eaten. think this movie'll redeem itself? #monsterdon

#monsterdon he used kung fu to rip up his extra credit homework report

are they going to try to cuff the serpent bird

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@socketwench

At least bring back some boobs

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director’s extended cut David Carradine tears up a sheet of paper 10 minutes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dude, I'm pretty sure they have shredders. You don't have to physically rip up the pages with that pout on your face. Wow.

Hut! Hut hut! Hut! Hut hut hut! #Monsterdon

this movie totally ran out of potato chips, hence the lack of cronch

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hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

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What's up with this pretzle go waddle thing anyways? #monsterdon

It's been so long I forgot about the ritual killings.

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I'm not getting enough chomp, again movie. I needs the chomp.

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This had a pretty powerful start before it became the Quinn Show. #monsterdon

🦖 GODZILLA
CONNECTION #1 🎞️

Larry Cohen's opinion on Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin's Godzilla reboot:
"They more or less stole the plot to Q."

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by a strange coincidence, "none at all" is exactly the amount of effort that went into any of this movie. #monsterdon

Either we're way behind, or I was focused entirely on the timeline, or the version we're watching is edited, but i think we missed whatever blatant slur #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Quinn screaming about "get Murdoch down here" also has Trump energy

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Q's agent really should have held out for more on screen time. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Anyone in this movie is looking for a sanity hearing, boss. #monsterdon

I can taste that coffee. It is not good.

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SHAFT! right on

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“what’s his name” we can’t be bothered to memorize the lines or do extra takes for any of this #monsterdon

KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH JIMMY QUINN YOU ROTTEN FUCK

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You think this conversation was actually scripted, or is this all ad-lib? #Monsterdon

Carradine suddenly realizes what film he's in and starts genuinely laughing for a minute before he can get himself back together. #monsterdon

"Get Rupert Murdoch down here!"

I want to throw up.

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Yeap Jimmy, I'm sure that was all the prision guy gave you. Don't forget STDs
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Holy hell "Get that Murdoch guy down here, Rupert. Get him down here." #monsterdon

I zoned out for a minute and came back to "giant fleet of helicopters" OMG this took a turn 😂

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You're trusting your money with a lawyer? #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz However dumb you think, it's dumber than that... #monsterdon `

When does the rest of the cast get eaten?

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This one kind of feels like they had trouble deciding what film they were making. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

"how dumb do you think i am?" how much longer is this movie?
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#monsterdon
*drops a dozen slurs*
"yeah actually my girl left me onaccounta my pterodactyl friend actually"

i wonder what the monster is up to

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@CactuarJoe the dragon isn't eating enough people #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe same #Monsterdon

they are just casually dropping this guy is a big time racist as a pointless throwaway huh #monsterdon

almost missed it but i think we have a racism here
no need to confirm
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Whoa, slur alert

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wait i know this booth

this is where pulp fiction starts

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Me at work next year: "I'm just pissing all over you and there's nothing you can do about it."

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Up next, remake of The Jerk, starring Moriarty. #monsterdon #q

just a LOUSY million dollars

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ah mr carradine. we forgot you were here again

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Now the commissioner sounds more like he's Irish? wtf

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he is, dear reader, not alright. #monsterdon

lookit this guy stealing Steve Martin's "1 million dollars, tax-free" bit

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Carradine doodling a bird has total faculty meeting energy

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This plays like an X Files monster of the week episode with a sad sack with vague domestic angst who experiences something supernatural and the two cool cops trying to keep up with all the deaths #monsterdon

A Nixon like Pardon, and

One Meeeellion Dollars

(Tax free)

This #Monsterdon is fantastic

Jimmy is the least “street” guy from “the streets” of all time #monsterdon

dollars dollars! dollars! #monsterdon

Quinn's got all the brains of a plate of linguini. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yes! exactly! #monsterdon

so the conflict in this movie is that the state needs to drop the charges against one petty criminal to stop a giant sky snake from killing everyone? sounds about right #monsterdon

OMG these demands are ridiculous

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Okay, I remember Michael Moriarity from Pale Rider. 🤔

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@CactuarJoe The Jersey Devil is frowning right now.
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