Is this some Steely Dan clone? Or actual Steely Dan? #monsterdon #q
Ahh there we go
Ooh, astroturf on a skyscraper. That's like modern luxury vinyl flooring, it is.
#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
Oh look she's carrying a prototype iPod #monsterdon
Oh, it's gonna be *that* type of movie, then
Q, looking for gold I presume. Or boobs. #Monsterdon
WE HAVE BOOBS #monsterdon #q
So... Nobody notices this bigass dragon flying around up there? Is there an epidemic of neck cricks in New York? #Monsterdon
lostwave time on #monsterdon
Q likes titties too
that escalated quickly #Monsterdon
and a red balloon was the culprit! park balloon sellers everywhere, under arrest, right now! #monsterdon
@Taweret yeah this is, like, disturbingly real (ish) compared to what we're used to
#Monsterdon We all fly up here, Georgie. Float? No, you're thinking of my cousin, It.
Before walkmen! After transistor radios! We have portable mono tape decks! #monsterdon #q
So far this one's paced like Crab Monsters. So much going on. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
Ein und null ballon. #monsterdon
Well, it doesn't *look* like a skinned corpse ...
@Taweret I'm told there's a TV cut with lots less directness
Mmmm.... oranges.
oh theres toplessness
ok ill give it another shot
#Monsterdon
"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY FREEZE! THIS IS A ROBBERY! IF ANY ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MOVES I'M GONNA MOTHER FUCKING KILL YOU" #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent #pulpfiction
#monsterdon WING NOISES
Nice way to treat a crime scene. Just toss a pillow on the body. #monsterdon
"...that's no ballon"
okay wow. that is more graphic than i remembered this movie being
If you're interested in the work of this director, Larry Cohen, the Flophouse podcast recently did a retrospective on his career. #Monsterdon
WHOA THE JERKY MAN HAS A DICK
I appreciate they hired that black lady just to specifically come on screen and scream. I hope she got paid a lot. #Monsterdon
Speaking of all the right toolsβ¦
Bellhop traumatized, check
Decapitoation! David Carradine! Lunch! Criminal stereotypes! That Law & Oder guy.
This movie starts fast and strong. Chacracter actors and a little action.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent
too LATE BRO HE ALREADY SAW IT #monsterdon
Michael Moriarty canNOT hang with these Italian stereotypes
Ocean's 11 interlude #monsterdon
"The entire thing shouldn't take more than three and a half minutes. In, out, done." Hold on, we're not talking about bedroom performances, are we?
#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
#monsterdon is that Peking duck? Niiiice
Is this Mean Streets? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Did we need the carving in the foreground?
#Monsterdon Oh wow, gross. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to watch.
Oooh that duck looks legit
I have been particularly in the mood Chinese food the past couple weeks, this must be a sign
tableside service for tonightβs #monsterdon, nice
Actually my mom is ready to dip out from the window washer. She HATES heights #Monsterdon
Q the Winged Reservoir Dogs #monsterdon
Mmm.. cantaloupe
Skipped finishing Future Zone on Rifftrax to catch this. From Carradine to Carradine. #monsterdon #q
What if I have dropped a cantaloupe off of 40 stories
(I haven't but wouldn't that be cool)
man that guy's doing a real hatchet job on that bird
No David, I havenβt dropped a cantaloupe from 40 stories because Iβm not a sociopath.
Man. We're 0 to Headless corpse in no time in this one. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
Oh, crap ... just woke up ...
David Carradine, master of the mop haircut. #Monsterdon
Way to emote, extras!
#Monsterdon
Oh no! The Viper is at the Vindows!
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent
i would recognize those david caradine lips and haircut anywhere #monsterdon
Detective: solving crimes and rocking that 70s porn mustache #monsterdon
I'm glad they rushed him to the ambulance #monsterdon
#monsterdon hell YES we have a beheading IMMEDIATELY followed by SHAFT and KUNGFU
#Monsterdon Oh, god, and the DA.
#monsterdon don't need to know what's being said, that dudes head is gone!
@SnoopJ ooh I gotta catch up
oooooweeeeoooooo!!!!!!
#Monsterdon starts NOW! :ablobspin:
Flying lizard of some kind I dunno....Follow or mute the hashtag as you would !
So heβs dead. #monsterdon
Sic semper fuckboys #monsterdon
snacktime #monsterdon
taking stalking to new levels
What's to complain about, the guy got his head off just like he wanted. #Monsterdon #badumpching
I literally screamed just like her lmao #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent
#monsterdon Sickos: Yes hahah ye-splat
OSHA wants to know what the fuck happened, and why head removing birds weren't accounted for in the safety plans. #monsterdon #q
WELL NOW that was a good strong start. :D
I hear that Sgt Powell is one bad mother... #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
That's a quick start!
#monsterdon
This movie ainβt fucking around. #Monsterdon
oh fuck oh shit what the fuvk
#Monsterdon
π² THE WINGED TRIVIA π
The window cleaner who gets killed in the opening scene was played by an actual window cleaner for the Empire State Building.
this was no boating accident!
Nothing scarier than window washers.
#Monsterdon Is it Bill, or Kung Fu?
Window's gonna need an extra scrub ...
So my parents are watching #Monsterdon , but given this is a 1982 R-rated film, I wouldn't be surprised if they dip out if they start saying "fuck" a lot
#monsterdon bitch there's no subtitles on this
wonderful! no notes. #monsterdon
This is a disturbingly modern opening scene for #Monsterdon
Window washer gonna die...
Poor window washer's just trying to get ahead in the world. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
Scary music -- OH NO! Manhattan exists! I almost managed to forget about it.
#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
It's always so weird seeing someone who was on Law & Order in something that isn't Law & Order! (Moriarty was my favorite ADA...)
Well, that's a strong start.
#monsterdon
I always forget how long we were willing to wait for intro credits back in the day
must be some near ultrasound in this rip or something because this opening title sequence is driving my cat wild
Turns out the real monster is urbanization.
Why are they running?
What a rollicking soundtrack for the vast amount of uneventful blackness happening so far
"Let's Fall Apart Together Tonight (Love Theme from Q the Winged Serpent)" #monsterdon
I like nothing but credits on a black screen for a few minutes
Holy Crap.
This music is worse than star trek the original series
We are glad the sex pest gets it, Jerk indeed!