Is this some Steely Dan clone? Or actual Steely Dan? #monsterdon #q

Ahh there we go

#monsterdon

Ooh, astroturf on a skyscraper. That's like modern luxury vinyl flooring, it is.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Oh look she's carrying a prototype iPod #monsterdon

Oh, it's gonna be *that* type of movie, then

#Monsterdon

Q, looking for gold I presume. Or boobs. #Monsterdon

WE HAVE BOOBS #monsterdon #q

So... Nobody notices this bigass dragon flying around up there? Is there an epidemic of neck cricks in New York? #Monsterdon

lostwave time on #monsterdon

Q likes titties too

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Head just floated away like a balloon

*Cut to balloon, floating away*

#Monsterdon

that escalated quickly #Monsterdon

and a red balloon was the culprit! park balloon sellers everywhere, under arrest, right now! #monsterdon

@Taweret yeah this is, like, disturbingly real (ish) compared to what we're used to

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon We all fly up here, Georgie. Float? No, you're thinking of my cousin, It.

Before walkmen! After transistor radios! We have portable mono tape decks! #monsterdon #q

So far this one's paced like Crab Monsters. So much going on. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Ein und null ballon. #monsterdon

Well, it doesn't *look* like a skinned corpse ...

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@Taweret I'm told there's a TV cut with lots less directness

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

Mmmm.... oranges.

#monsterdon

oh theres toplessness
ok ill give it another shot
#Monsterdon

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY FREEZE! THIS IS A ROBBERY! IF ANY ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MOVES I'M GONNA MOTHER FUCKING KILL YOU" #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent #pulpfiction

#monsterdon WING NOISES

Nice way to treat a crime scene. Just toss a pillow on the body. #monsterdon

"...that's no ballon"

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okay wow. that is more graphic than i remembered this movie being

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If you're interested in the work of this director, Larry Cohen, the Flophouse podcast recently did a retrospective on his career. #Monsterdon

WHOA THE JERKY MAN HAS A DICK

#Monsterdon

I appreciate they hired that black lady just to specifically come on screen and scream. I hope she got paid a lot. #Monsterdon

Speaking of all the right tools…

#Monsterdon

Bellhop traumatized, check

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Decapitoation! David Carradine! Lunch! Criminal stereotypes! That Law & Oder guy.
This movie starts fast and strong. Chacracter actors and a little action.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

too LATE BRO HE ALREADY SAW IT #monsterdon

Michael Moriarty canNOT hang with these Italian stereotypes

#Monsterdon

Ocean's 11 interlude #monsterdon

"The entire thing shouldn't take more than three and a half minutes. In, out, done." Hold on, we're not talking about bedroom performances, are we?

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#monsterdon is that Peking duck? Niiiice

Is this Mean Streets? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Did we need the carving in the foreground?

#Monsterdon Oh wow, gross. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to watch.

Oooh that duck looks legit

I have been particularly in the mood Chinese food the past couple weeks, this must be a sign

#Monsterdon

tableside service for tonight’s #monsterdon, nice

Actually my mom is ready to dip out from the window washer. She HATES heights #Monsterdon

Q the Winged Reservoir Dogs #monsterdon

Mmm.. cantaloupe

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Skipped finishing Future Zone on Rifftrax to catch this. From Carradine to Carradine. #monsterdon #q

What if I have dropped a cantaloupe off of 40 stories

(I haven't but wouldn't that be cool)

#Monsterdon

man that guy's doing a real hatchet job on that bird

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

No David, I haven’t dropped a cantaloupe from 40 stories because I’m not a sociopath.

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Man. We're 0 to Headless corpse in no time in this one. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Oh, crap ... just woke up ...

#Monsterdon

David Carradine, master of the mop haircut. #Monsterdon

Way to emote, extras!
#Monsterdon

Oh no! The Viper is at the Vindows!
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

i would recognize those david caradine lips and haircut anywhere #monsterdon

Detective: solving crimes and rocking that 70s porn mustache #monsterdon

I'm glad they rushed him to the ambulance #monsterdon

#monsterdon hell YES we have a beheading IMMEDIATELY followed by SHAFT and KUNGFU

#Monsterdon Oh, god, and the DA.

#monsterdon don't need to know what's being said, that dudes head is gone!

@SnoopJ ooh I gotta catch up

#Monsterdon

oooooweeeeoooooo!!!!!!
#Monsterdon starts NOW! :ablobspin:

Flying lizard of some kind I dunno....Follow or mute the hashtag as you would !

So he’s dead. #monsterdon

Sic semper fuckboys #monsterdon

snacktime #monsterdon

taking stalking to new levels

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What's to complain about, the guy got his head off just like he wanted. #Monsterdon #badumpching

I literally screamed just like her lmao #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

#monsterdon Sickos: Yes hahah ye-splat

OSHA wants to know what the fuck happened, and why head removing birds weren't accounted for in the safety plans. #monsterdon #q

WELL NOW that was a good strong start. :D

#Monsterdon

Well. Movie doesn't waste any time.

Nice.

#monsterdon

I hear that Sgt Powell is one bad mother... #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

That's a quick start!
#monsterdon

This movie ain’t fucking around. #Monsterdon

oh fuck oh shit what the fuvk
#Monsterdon

🐲 THE WINGED TRIVIA 🐉

The window cleaner who gets killed in the opening scene was played by an actual window cleaner for the Empire State Building.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

this was no boating accident!

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

Nothing scarier than window washers.

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#Monsterdon Is it Bill, or Kung Fu?

Window's gonna need an extra scrub ...

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So my parents are watching #Monsterdon , but given this is a 1982 R-rated film, I wouldn't be surprised if they dip out if they start saying "fuck" a lot

#monsterdon bitch there's no subtitles on this

wonderful! no notes. #monsterdon

This is a disturbingly modern opening scene for #Monsterdon

Window washer gonna die...

#monsterdon

Poor window washer's just trying to get ahead in the world. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Scary music -- OH NO! Manhattan exists! I almost managed to forget about it.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

It's always so weird seeing someone who was on Law & Order in something that isn't Law & Order! (Moriarty was my favorite ADA...)

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Well, that's a strong start.
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I always forget how long we were willing to wait for intro credits back in the day

#Monsterdon

must be some near ultrasound in this rip or something because this opening title sequence is driving my cat wild

#monsterdon

Turns out the real monster is urbanization.

#monsterdon

Why are they running?

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What a rollicking soundtrack for the vast amount of uneventful blackness happening so far

#Monsterdon

"Let's Fall Apart Together Tonight (Love Theme from Q the Winged Serpent)" #monsterdon

I like nothing but credits on a black screen for a few minutes

#monsterdon
#monsterdad

Holy Crap.
This music is worse than star trek the original series

#monsterdon

We are glad the sex pest gets it, Jerk indeed!

#monsterdon