@yatsu Me too! #Monsterdon

Mr Law & Order is calling his lawyer? HAH.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

guy keeps his door locked specifically in case Jimmy Quinn comes by. #monsterdon

chryslercam 2 ahoy!

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

Run into the meat market, that’s a safe place

#monsterdon

chryslercam 1 ahoy!

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

My dad woke up long enough to say "That bartender is somebody." And now he's asleep again. #Monsterdon

Gorey deaths and boobies? This movie has everything! #monsterdon

The bag is in the middle of the road so I'll search in these market stalls on the curb #monsterdon

I sure hope you have a career outside of music.
(sees the robbery)
Actually maybe music is for you
#monsterdon

was really hoping the monster would establish a pattern of cronching on anyone making annoying sounds by eating piano man too
do the guy on the bus with speakerphone on next pls monster
#Monsterdon

We're just leaving the diamond thieves? #monsterdon

I've always dug those 80s striped-top socks, man

#monsterdon

Yes, bumbling organized crime man, destroy the international diamond trade by diluting it's value. It's what the people want.

#monsterdon

I hope everyone in this cast ends up eating peking duck at some point in the movie #monsterdon

what is he gonna call and tattle on himself, dude just disappear. #monsterdon

RIP Neil Diamond's perfect record of no robberies.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

Can't sing, can't crime, what can you do?

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

he's as good at heists as he is at jazz singing #monsterdon

i immediately like him more now that he is a mortally injured stick up kid #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hey, if the driver is in the store, who's watching the car? This city is dangerous guys!

My favorite part of monster movies is the Mafia subplot. #monsterdon

more blood red meat. drink. #monsterdon

The screwed up the wheelman's routine by making him go in, and now he forgot how to human. #monsterdon #q

this is my emotional support bag of diamonds #monsterdon

These diamonds are definitely real

#Monsterdon

People walking by on the sidewalk staring at the camera ...

#Monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net They specialize in engagement rings (aka kneel diamonds)?

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Has Moriarty completely forgotten he was supposed to be the getaway driver?

#monsterdon

is the scat singer the DA from Law and Order?

#monsterdon

OMG This movie has an anti-meat message.
#Monsterdon
#LateForMonsterdon

Neil Diamonds

No comment.

#Monsterdon

NEIL DIAMONDS????? #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

NEIL. DIAMONDS. GET IT ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

"could blow my nuts off" and do a favor for mankind. #monsterdon

It's the ... maroon mobile

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

I see you can get a star of David at Neil Diamonds 🙄

#Monsterdon
#QTheWingedSerpent

Decent dentist office music there
#monsterdon

Sorry, Mr. Carradine, but I still haven't forgiven you for Death Race 2000.

#monsterdon

OK, I nominate jazz doo dee do dee doo guy to be the next one the serpent gets. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I... might pay to listen to Michael Moriorty doing this for an hour. 🤔😈

Bartender is Dollar General Eric Estrada #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Moriarty auditioning for the Muppets, unaware they already have a piano player

#Monsterdon

i am not following what is going on with the piano guy subplot and i refuse to as long as he is like this

#monsterdon

This bar looks like cheers.
Except nobody wants to know your name.

#monsterdon

This is a stunningly good performance of good-bad performance

#Monsterdon

I'm with the bartender's assessment of that scatting

#Monsterdon

that is indeed scat

#monsterdon

The piano, has been drinking,
not me

#monsterdon

Yeah, you find heads on the sidewalk every day in New York. #Monsterdon

It's Q Jazz!

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@neia ooh auto-play? That's neat, how do you manage that?

#Monsterdon

dodadoda doo doo boopboop deedle dooo
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "yes excuse me do you need an extremely annoying musician? i heard from UUHHHHH nobody that you needed a really annoying guy-"

He knows this isn't singing right? #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

i agree with dog the music critic dog

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

Q the Winged Serpent Doesn't Live Here Anymore #monsterdon

Pupper! Time to check doesthedogdie.com

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

I'm with the dog. This guy sucks. #Monsterdon

doggie!

I hope the dog becomes a major character

Probably the only smart one

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, Ben Stone scatting was never on my Law& Order bingo card. All we need is Lenny in to play bass.

Mom a minute ago: I feel a topless sunbathing scene coming on #monsterdon

Play Misty for me ...

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@trixter It was the 80's so yes

#Monsterdon

someone tell me jimmy gets eaten too, please. #monsterdon

Why she started screaming before being attacked?
#Monsterdon

Ok, that extra needs some mopping lessons. I'm not buying his act.
#Monsterdon

🐲 THE WINGED TRIVIA 🐉

The Michael Moriarty character was not a piano player in the script, but director Larry Cohen found out that the Michael Moriarty was an accomplished jazz pianist on the side. He then rewrote the character to change him into a struggling musician.

Check out the opening scene at the bar, where Michael wrote a complicated composition that he didn't rehearse so that he could play it badly. Michael said the dog's annoyed reaction was natural.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

A little sprinkle of blood never hurt anyone.

#Monsterdon

If this were historically accurate she would have been using baby oil to magnify the sun rays frying her skin

#Monsterdon

Ok, it's five minutes in and we've had corpses 3x, sexual harassment 2x, a brief sighting of the monster, and a woman taking off her top for no reason. This movie knows what it's about and it's gonna give it to you.
#monsterdon

Why doesn't that German Shepard like the piano?

#Monsterdon
#QTheWingedSerpent

@srol Your mom sounds like a #Monsterdon pro

Blood from the skies in New York. Must be Thursday. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Smart monster taking out people high up where no one is going to notice. Sky high murders are hard to catch when everyone is looking around instead of up.
. . . until the sky starts raining blood that is.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

@Taweret in this timeline the sun is also extra bright and yellow i guess #monsterdon

You'd think instead of standing around being annoyed by the falling blood people might try to get out of the way of the falling blood

#Monsterdon

"The _sun_ is _bleeding_ in District seven."

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the true NY past times of sunbathing on skyscrapers and being a huge pervert with a telescope

the cut from the monster bird to the chicken statue makes a deep statement about something

#monsterdon

This is top notch acting. #Monsterdon

My mom has said "what the hell" three times now. #Monsterdon

OK, so she puts on eye protection, and when is fully blind, starts screaming about the giant winged serpent that is about to eat her. #monsterdon #q

It IS the 80s. We have gratuitous boobs! I guess the serpent didn't like the boobs? #monsterdon

It's sky wine!

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

oh boo! boooooo! #monsterdon

2 strange deaths on this #Monsterdon and the investigators seem to not be able to give even the smallest poo about the situation it seems

ok no i got that backwards it loves tidy #monsterdon

Ahh the 80. When we had titties. Too bad we stopped making those.

#monsterdon

flayed bodies! full frontal nudity! we’re not even 7 minutes in! #monsterdon

second fuckboy beheading in less than 10 min lets gooooo #monsterdon

POTATO CHIP FOLEY AHOY

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

oh. wrong one, Q, wrong one. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe don't look up #monsterdon

Oh a topless shot. I guess I haven't seen this movie unedited before. Or I just completely forgot half the kills.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

the human breast is the only known repellant to the winged serpent it just hates being horny #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

...of course she was going to take her clothes off, how predictable 🤦

#Monsterdon

wow, two sex pests. tell me this guy gets singed too please? #monsterdon

half this music sounds like something from Twice Upon a Time and it's very confusing

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon