this is some kind of serious kink club. #monsterdon

and the director's like "Whatever you think is good, just do it, Moriarty." and the editor said the same thing. #monsterdon #q

i want eggs

#monsterdon

"babe you gotta tell me there's no such thing as claymation pteradactyls"
this is a great xfile
#monsterdon

"Evil dream ... evil dream go away!" what the hell ...

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I think she's a kindergarten teacher. "They are not your friends"

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@Louisa he is good at climbing ladders, though!

#monsterdon

This scene with Moriarty and Clark. Yikes. #Monsterdon

this is like an I Think You Should Leave sketch #monsterdon

I swear to god they refused to give Moriarty a script in this, and just let him go. #monsterdon #q

ope we got a ritual
🚨🚨

#Monsterdon

Carradine is on birth control? Good for him.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

@Ayyyydrew been there

might be there now, tbh

#monsterdon

Is this guy the main character? I can't stand him. He's not likeable at all.

#Monsterdon

WTF #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

dramatic monologues are not this actor's strong suit #monsterdon

"Everything I touch on the outside turns to SHIT!"

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@amyfou

That's what I heard too.

#Monsterdon

"i ran twice in one day!" #monsterdon

@srol I think he wore one in Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

must be in his rider

#monsterdon

This is kind of exposition/drama/fluff

#monsterdon

That really doesn't sounds like a healthy relationship Jimmy
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So many excellent bathrobe jokes lmao #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

"I STINK AND I JUST WANNA CRY"--me too, buddy

#monsterdon

Is this really an apartment that a waitress and an unemployed jazz musician could afford in 1982 NYC?
#Monsterdon

sweat patches on the shirt are serious method, you wouldn't get that now on a star

#monsterdon

I'm supposed to be a man, too.

#Monsterdon
#QTheWingedSerpent

@amyfou okay, i'm glad you said that, i thought i was going nuts. #monsterdon

david carrodine, please take off your pants!

wait wrong actor

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

lady, please. let him leave his pants on. #monsterdon

Mr. Carradine is being Very Carradine in this performance as expected #Monsterdon

forgot to mention, if you are getting blasted by ads, @monsterdon has got you covered: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/uik6CnmwaiQL5Hf8HoFFUy

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All the male characters are kinda jerks... I shouldn't be surprised

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@clayknight I miss that New York.... #Monsterdon

Does David Carradine have it in his contract he has to wear a kimono in all his films? #Monsterdon

@kcarp @lysdexic the K--street sky snake protection racket wants you to think the only thing you can do is fight a neverending war of survival against the sky snakes instead of adapting our urban environment to allow us to live peacefully alongside each other #monsterdon

🐲 THE WINGED TRIVIA 🐉

🥚 They shot giant egg and nest scenes in an old, abandoned police building.

👨‍🏫 👩‍🏫 After filming, everything was removed except the nest. Much later anthropologists started to fly into town to examine the mysterious nest and it made the news.

📰 Per Larry Cohen: "Close to a year later there was an article on the front page of the New York Times…I wasn't about to say anything about it, I didn't know what the liability might be." 😬

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza They could be in an 80s sitcom that lasts seven seasons

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I love that quilt.

#monsterdon

They really like that flayed skin effect didn't they. Keep cutting to it any time it comes up in someone else's conversation.
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Oh my god I completely forgot about how Carradine died until now #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Taking all those hard copy books because there aren't documents on the internet

#Monsterdon

i'll give you a drink alright. arsenic. #monsterdon

Top-notch rumpling on Moriarty there. #Monsterdon

Chet from the Atom Brain has returned as a NYC detective. #monsterdon

@athena_rising It's easier that way, then trying to get him back into clothes. #monsterdon #q

Carradine screeches like a chicken during foreplay. Odd, but whatever.

#Monsterdon

@rwg I don't think so. He famously left Law and Order at the height of its popularity because he felt the networks were censoring it. #monsterdon

Like, for, example, capitalism is often mistaken as a god.

#monsterdon

i wish i had david carradine's confidence when he says he's gonna kill a archaeopterix that might be a god

i wish i had that confidence in ANYTHING
and that's a pterodactyl fact
#monsterdon

@amyfou Depp was angling for another racist cologne to endorse

#monsterdon

Hah haha! Construction site humor.
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#Monsterdon Is it just me, or does David Carradine seem to wear a lot of robes in the movies he's in?

@gnomon Don't tempt me lol

#Monsterdon

@jchaven missed soundtrack opportunity!

#monsterdon

oh yeah in the 80s people still had normal human hair
that was discontinued in the 90s, frizz doesnt exist anymore

#Monsterdon

okay wow I can't not comment on this though

Pretty sur ethat someone being completely decapitated does not warrant an emergency ambulance ride.

#monsterdon

DADDY STOP

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That headboard is certainly a bold design choice.
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Wandering through a Tlingit exhibition while talking about human skinning and Quetzalcoatl. You're a few thousand miles off there, buddy.

#Monsterdon

nnnngh some of the pages are STICKY

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

I hope those artifacts have been repatriated since the movie was made!

#Monsterdon

They paid for a latex body-being-skinned effect, you KNOW they're gonna use it twice

Also are the detectives hanging out in an exhibit of PNW indigenous peoples' art, while talking about Aztecs

#Monsterdon

Just Quetzlcoatl? No Huitzilopochtli?

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

LOOT THAT BODY!

#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

@srol that's wild

was he just one to not say no to work? Or was he struggling at this point?

#monsterdon

Wait so now they know about the serpent? I missed the part where they figured that out

Maybe I should pay more attention to the movie and less to the feed

...nah 😀

#Monsterdon

Maybe I should take those books of yours, I mean, you clearly aren't reading 'em

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

fair though, anyone with tenure is holding onto that with their last dying breath, they're not gonna sacrifice themselves. probably no soul left worth having anyway. #monsterdon

Y'all I'm having trouble paying any attention to #monsterdon. This movie is amazing.

Thats a footlong sandwich.

#monsterdon

The squeaky noise after "sacrificial altar" is a spoiler!

#Monsterdon
#QTheWingedSerpent

that shadow implies a strangely large wing to serpent ratio on this winged serpent
#Monsterdon

This is four years after Michael Moriarty won an Emmy and a Golden Globe for the miniseries "Holocaust." Eight years after his Tony for "Find Your Way Home." #Monsterdon

so much stuff to repatriate

#monsterdon

"The blood must be given willingly."
"Maybe we should try the Red Cross."

#monsterdon #q

I really thought it would be the serpent stealing those sandwiches

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Couldn't these guys have talked about this over...say...#Coffee?!

I mean I am on the rag

#monsterdon

It puts the lotion on its skin... #monsterdon

WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING VIDEO DEMONSTRATIONS ugh #monsterdon

this is what cops do when they're trying to goof off at work? go to the local museum's aztec exhibit? #monsterdon

OK someone either doesn’t know how shadows work or how perspective works. Or both.

#Monsterdon

i will give it to moriarty. he made me completely forget carradine was even in this

#monsterdon

Tubi ads are scarier than the movie.
#audible

#monsterdon

For fans of #RiffTrax shorts, I feel like this movie so far has been a blend of Shake Hands With Danger and One Got Fat #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Daughter has just announced dinner. Will be back.

Now I too have been advertised at. #monsterdon

I only know Michael Moriarty from Law and Order, so this is really a bonkers role to see him in. #Monsterdon

What's to complain about, he's got a foot in the door at last. #Monsterdon

Okay the lunch jumpscare was funny as all get-out

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@_L1vY_

Must be a popular Tubi movie, last #monsterdon only had two in the whole time

okay i like the shadow on the building, that's not bad

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

anybody need a ... foot? #monsterdon

#monsterdon can this obnoxious pianist figure out how to game the system with pterodactyl foreknowledge?
how much could you win friends and influence people with just a little better pterodactyl insight? on my new podcast I will teach you to-

this winged serpent is exceptionally good at stealthing in broad daylight #monsterdon

@msh Checks out, that's New York

#Monsterdon

And so lunch-stolen man becomes lunch. This is symbolic of [gestures vaguely].

#monsterdon

Q brings the potato chip to every function, i really think they need to do better

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon