The ole' "Feed the mobsters to the giant man eating winged serpent" bit. Well played Jimmy. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
@flowerpot π That is #Monsterdon in a nutshell!
@SarraceniaWilds that's called asbestos! and you don't! :D
Why is Tony Robbins in this movie? #Monsterdon
why are they all in agreement that the very top of the empire state building is a good hiding spot #monsterdon
Sure, as soon as a guard is unconscious, his phone rings. Same thing happens to me. #monsterdon #q
you can see in this frame chryslercams 35 and 36 waiting to be used later in th emovie
Piano guy looks a bit like Bill Burr.. #monsterdon
Why did he turn to look at the muscle-bound dude in shorts going into a doorway?
I'm loving the commentary on this movie way more than the movie. So, it that regard. It's been great so far.
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"God stuffed and mounted."
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perfect opportunity to say weβll watch the watchmen and you missed it #monsterdon
We get it. It's the actual Chrysler building. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
He loves ladders
Nooo!!!
Don't throw him on the Pinto!
Are they filming on the set of Ghostbusters? That must have been an expensive photoshoot. Getting on that set years before the movie was even made.
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Chryslercam 5 ahoy
Graffiti has come a long way since the early 1980s
moriarty's performance is kinda good tho. i believe him as this guy
Okay, so that bathroom window would NOT open onto a fire escape, it's not big enough, not to code.
Let's follow the shorts guy! I think he has a better story
Chryslercam 4 ahoy
He has a Smol Gun and knows how to use it sorta and if he doesn't shoot himself first he might shoot you and it might sting a little #Monsterdon
in my song Iβm gonna shoot you to pieces, right under the evening sun, i was really talking about how Iβm gonna shoot you to pieces, right under the evening sun #monsterdon
This is before the time of "no shirt no shoes no service" clearly #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent
New York mobsters never think to watch the fire escape... #monsterdon
i have not been "interpreting the dialogue as language" and just been going by vibes on this movie and so as far as i can tell this guy is just doomed to struggle on the verge of crime for the rest of his life and everyone else is getting picked off one by one by the sky snake and there is no overlap in the plot except the guy saw the egg #monsterdon
this guy & his ladders!
is he gonna get hit by a car AGAIN? #monsterdon #q
The tan suit vibes are strong #monsterdon
Wafer & wine > human sacrifice
Odd commentary on religion there movie. But yeah I guess?
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Well, he's on the run from both the criminals and the police now, but at least he can still make money as a piano player!
#monsterdon okay so there's some kind of explanation of the burglary gone wrong, I think I glanced away and missed some crucial detail because I still don't understand what happened, or why Moriarty went and rubbed coal under his arms.
THIS IS A VERY NOISY UNIVERSE
q the winged serpent actually rose from the ruins of a collapsed civilization because no one invented wd-40 and the shitty rusty screeches woke him the fuck up and now hes going to eat your ass
At minute 25, "The Winged Serpent" (1982) has a 'girlfriend exasperated with her boyfriend's interest in antiquity' scene before memes #monsterdon #antiquidons
is this really the time for a lyric song, movie? #monsterdon
Oh, yes, the classic fire escape song.
This Ex Con Quinn performance is worthy of such classic movies as "The Room" #Monsterdon
goddammit Jimmy
Oh nuts I'm half an hour late for #monsterdon sorry my commentary will reflect this
My only desire right now is for Jimmy here to get the ass-kicking he so richly deserves.
@neekerbreeker I'd count it -- he professed a great deal
Remembering the lines at King Tut at the Metropolitan is the key to discovering the secret of the serpent.
#Monsterdon Is there a blues singer serenading the jewel theif?
Is he surprised that his partners in crime think he has the goods? Why is he surprised?
This movie is like "What if there was a giant man eating creature and human sacrifice in Reservoir Dogs"? #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent
He's got a great fucking apartment for a struggling musician #monsterdon #q
ah i see the writer of this weekβs #monsterdon is a fan of How to Kill a Dragon: Aspects of Indo-European Poetics by Calvert Watkins
"shit, which end towards me?"
Oh great, dude, yeah, just look down the barrel of a loaded gun. #Monsterdon
My dad is completely passed out but my mom is strangely engrossed. #Monsterdon
John de Lancie is gonna show up soon, right?
This curator is the baddie, right? He's murdering people and summoning gods to get more feet in the museum, right?! #monsterdon #q
@cheribaker omg was this actually on the card #monsterdon
Definitely kindergarten. 'I think they're all a bunch of freaks."
Somewhere, my anthropology professor is irrationally angry and doesn't know why.
I love how that construction worker just got bounced up into the air! π
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I love that the detective is just like "yea, it's a big winged serpent. obviously."
on the basis of a single conversation with a museum curator
He cannot pronounce it! Woot! β
Lack of photographs I guess means something in the film era, but given how *bad* a lot of people are at capturing things in the sky,...
Humans are so arrogant. We give God LIPS. It's a Beak, dude. What if God had a beak? OPEN YOUR MIND.
I'm talm bout John Shaft!
I want a god with lips.
The movie is called Q because QUETZALCOATL is TOO FUCKING HARD TO SPELL. How'd you like the be the guy putting the letters on the marquee for that one? #monsterdon #q
@nhgeek Maybe we're in the Predator timeline? He's a "sexual tyrannosaurus." #monsterdon
Shaft!
He died like he lived, making a silly face and doing a sick flip
Flip attack! #monsterdon
this keeps up, the construction industry is really gonna have to slow down. #monsterdon
Q ATTACKED A GYMNAST
He knocked that guy off his skateboard! #Monsterdon
Candy Clark has done some decent work in other films. π€
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My mom just compared Michael Moriarty 's performance to her actor son-in-law. And she *hates* that guy. #Monsterdon
Remember to put black plastic trash bags over the altar. Oh, and now we get a bit of Aztec iconography, with a dash of Roman legion eagle standard.
@RobynGoodfellow ooooh I just got that π π π
My heart is also ritually removed and presented to the gods.
Quetzacoatl,
I have fallen,
and I cannot get up,
because of this oversize papier mache mask
Definitely kindergarten. "I just want to sleep"
Gawd damn her apartment is HUGE. For old NYC.
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Heβs a bad motherβ¦
oh they're having a meeting in wayne manor how nice
Okay, I laughed at that
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@strangefour I guess I get leaving that for the end, make sure the audience gets a satisfying resolution
On the other hand... <almost every #Monsterdon movie>
@CactuarJoe His name is Francois Fondant #monsterdon
This is the worst Olive Garden ever.
"I don't trust that curator."
I don't know why, but I like that line. #monsterdon
I wonder if David Cage saw this movie and stole some of the plot for his terrible video game
okay now THAT is a corpse. they put some effort into that
Definitely kindergarten. "I just want to cry"
WTF? Okay yeah I hate the "main character" now too. I thought he was skuzzy, but now he's an abuser. When does he get eaten?
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#Monsterdon Michael seems to worked out an aweful lot while terrified and freaking out. π€
man this movie sure wants us to find everyone in it completely unlikable #monsterdon
This movie seems to love the "zoom in on grievous bodily mutilation" tactic
Poor Ex Con gets chased by cops stumbles upon the Serpent's Lair and has a Crisis of Masculinity all in one afternoon! #Monsterdon
What is going on with his armpits? Is he sweating ink? #Monsterdon