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Leaving Hope sign is too on the head.

Gypsy can tell that they're Terminators.

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Ah, the 80s attire is so distinctive.
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so the dog's name is gypsy... ah.

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Please do not name your dog a racial slur.

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Is her name bimbo?

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This movie needs more Wings Hauser.

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#Monsterdon Don't let the city folk bother the small time grocers.

@socketwench potatohead was in those other movies #monsterdon

"This was the guy"

...was that Terry Gilliam? 😂

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You might remember this as the same acting dog from #Critters and they did all their own stunts! #MonsterdonTrivia
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@paco dang

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Chekov's foot stew

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Teenagers! You know they will screw something up in this flix
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The dog was last in the house, so I guess he has to wash the breakfast dishes.

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This is too bucolic, that kid's gonna get squished. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Thank yo, Putz!

I'm pretty sure the 80s teans have supplied the ✅ Terrible Dialog #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead You know, they show these 80s guys with the cloth tied on their heads, but I never knew *any* guy that did ... ever.

I like my veggies with extra DDT.

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Chekov has a lot of choices already.

my stream copy of this is sourced from 4K btw #monsterdon :4k:

Why are movie boyfriends always The Worst™️ ?#Monsterdon

"Leaving Hope"

Really makes u think

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Lance thirst trap #Monsterdon

I’m already worried about Gypsy

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Damnit. This guy backs in to park in a dirt lot. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon Cause you never know what you're gonna find in the jungle yo!

What this place really needs is a couple Graboids. #Monsterdon

Of course no one is wearing seat belts. They already deserve to die. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@socketwench no

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#Monsterdon drinking and driving *and* a rifle? these kids are gonna die but not before chekoving that gun

why is there not a pop song playing while these troublemaking teens are driving along?

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Ah the monster food arrives. #monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Bad choice of careers for that kid. You don't get high off your own supply.

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Ohh look, a cadre of perfectly awful young kids! #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

Just casually taking a highway to the jungle, as one does

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You all are way too thirsty judging by your reaction to Lance Henriksen

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okay, that is cute tho. when both of them are ripped limb from limb by a Creature From Beyond, it's gonna be sad.

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I hate to interrupt, but plot?

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oh thank goodness a crop of annoying 80’s teens for the remote cabin #Monsterdon

Man with headband! ✅ #monsterdon

This kid is too Jonathan Lipnicki

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I'm sure he's fine. #Monsterdon

cabin in the wood cabin in the woods cabin in the woods please please cabin in the woods

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What? Where'd the storytelling go? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I hope there isn't much dialogue in this movie.
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#monsterdon It goes around your neck, you can summon Gamera with it

We now join Tucker & Dale vs Evil, already in progress.

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DoesTheAdorableTinyTowheadDie.com

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gonna grow up to be an encyclopedia salesman you mean

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Is this guy the android from 'Alien' franchise?
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That was a really awkward cut.

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"It goes around your neck. I made it from the intestines of a corpse I found under the porch. I assume it's cursed as fuck, Dad."

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Well I guess the dog has to wash dishes. #Monsterdon

Chekovs child's pendant of love

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Okay so the important thing is that you sneeze when you give the dog contraband food. It covers what you're doing.

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i see they've modernised the place since 1957, what with that newfangled electricity and a refrigerator

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Well you know, this domestic bliss won't last long. #Monsterdon

Actors were hotter before steroids became the norm. #monsterdon

@hollie TBD if there is a plot to be relevant to

TL;DR there were some monster shenanigans and the opening credits were fire

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I like my beef jerky like I like my Lance Henriksen: dehydrated and oily

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Guess the dog's the one washing the dishes. Don't tell, but he'll probably just lick them all. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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he’s a good dog, I mean nothing bad by noting that responsible pet ownership would suggest action be taken

Has daddy ever shown you his knife trick? #Monsterdon

Like all synthetics, Lance bleeds milk

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Oh yeah, nothing like a flamethrower and a son to make a man life fullfiled
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@Taweret That as the real question. #monsterdon

@ryan

Chekhov's abs?

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ok, so the dog has to wash the dishes. I hope they show that part.

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@randy_s actually THAT'S who I was thinking of!

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I'm a' wash your hands and drip my farm sweat on your back. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

shirtless lance henriksen #monsterdon x looptober

At least they stuck to the $20 spending limit for The Present

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Aaand the boy was Lance Henrikson, or however it's spelled. #monsterdon

Coming in 8 minutes late, missed entire flashback, I'm sure it won't be necessary to the plot right?

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Pretty sure picket fences are usually taller than that #Monsterdon

Was Lance Henriksen ever young once? He's one of these guys who looked old even when he was 20 #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's wiry like a 1930s depression era guy you know

Cousin Oliver?

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that dog needs neutered

Miyam Bialik is blonder and more boyish than I recall.

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Is that the kid from Jerry Maguire? #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

#Monsterdon my man lance with his shirt off

And, first death & creature shot.

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ah…the present…2025…wait what #monsterdon

There are growling and screaming and crunching sounds but I can’t see anything because this movie has one tiny lightbulb #Monsterdon

Is this JD Vance's origin sotry?

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thank you movie for so clearly declaring that "i have missed all of the entire exposition" by transitioning to the present as soon as i start the movie #monsterdon

"God damn Jehova's Witness! Get off my porch!" #monsterdon

now it's the kid from the intellivision commercials? what is this movie?

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So, like, there's already monster activity...

Confused a bit.

This is like leaving the scientist inside the airlock while the monster attacks, but the 1950s farm version. #monsterdon

@socketwench alternately, is Pumpkinhead in The Veggietales universe?

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OK, so, does he get eaten or just thrown about?
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inside red outside blue

#Monsterdon this is some great suspense building and OH MY GOD ITS EATING HIM

not just monster attack, but actual monster! nice!

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Start with lore background ... show, don't tell.

The family in the cabin is Harley. That's an important detail.

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