Those dudes are cosplaying Hotshots.
Thanks, now I have Coplandβs Rodeo stuck in my head #Monsterdon https://mastodon.xyz/@Louisa/115403838406953685
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So. We have "teenagers".
And they have a big F-you truck and a *vette*!?
You haven't even done anything yet in the movie and I have *no* sympathy for them.
80s movie bullying dialed up to 11 on this guy. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
The dog's right about how annoying dirbikes are
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This dog knows what to do. Heβs the only one who does except maybe for the flashback horsie.
I want to stay and play with the vegetables!
When every single one of your friends thinks you're saying repugnant shit, you may deserve to die.
"Hey, cut me some slack. I'm the jerk archetype." #Monsterdon
Oh a car full of Pumpkinhead food how nice #Monsterdon
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Leaving Hope sign is too on the head.
Ah, the 80s attire is so distinctive.
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so the dog's name is gypsy... ah.
Please do not name your dog a racial slur.
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Is her name bimbo?
This movie needs more Wings Hauser.
#Monsterdon Don't let the city folk bother the small time grocers.
@socketwench potatohead was in those other movies #monsterdon
You might remember this as the same acting dog from #Critters and they did all their own stunts! #MonsterdonTrivia
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Chekov's foot stew
Teenagers! You know they will screw something up in this flix
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The dog was last in the house, so I guess he has to wash the breakfast dishes.
This is too bucolic, that kid's gonna get squished. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Thank yo, Putz!
I'm pretty sure the 80s teans have supplied the β Terrible Dialog #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead You know, they show these 80s guys with the cloth tied on their heads, but I never knew *any* guy that did ... ever.
I like my veggies with extra DDT.
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Chekov has a lot of choices already.
my stream copy of this is sourced from 4K btw #monsterdon :4k:
Why are movie boyfriends always The Worstβ’οΈ ?#Monsterdon
Lance thirst trap #Monsterdon
Iβm already worried about Gypsy
Damnit. This guy backs in to park in a dirt lot. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
#Monsterdon Cause you never know what you're gonna find in the jungle yo!
What this place really needs is a couple Graboids. #Monsterdon
Of course no one is wearing seat belts. They already deserve to die. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
#Monsterdon drinking and driving *and* a rifle? these kids are gonna die but not before chekoving that gun
why is there not a pop song playing while these troublemaking teens are driving along?
Ah the monster food arrives. #monsterdon
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Bad choice of careers for that kid. You don't get high off your own supply.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988
Ohh look, a cadre of perfectly awful young kids! #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon
Just casually taking a highway to the jungle, as one does
You all are way too thirsty judging by your reaction to Lance Henriksen
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okay, that is cute tho. when both of them are ripped limb from limb by a Creature From Beyond, it's gonna be sad.
I hate to interrupt, but plot?
oh thank goodness a crop of annoying 80βs teens for the remote cabin #Monsterdon
Man with headband! β #monsterdon
This kid is too Jonathan Lipnicki
I'm sure he's fine. #Monsterdon
cabin in the wood cabin in the woods cabin in the woods please please cabin in the woods
What? Where'd the storytelling go? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
I hope there isn't much dialogue in this movie.
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#monsterdon It goes around your neck, you can summon Gamera with it
We now join Tucker & Dale vs Evil, already in progress.
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gonna grow up to be an encyclopedia salesman you mean
Is this guy the android from 'Alien' franchise?
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That was a really awkward cut.
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Well I guess the dog has to wash dishes. #Monsterdon
Okay so the important thing is that you sneeze when you give the dog contraband food. It covers what you're doing.
i see they've modernised the place since 1957, what with that newfangled electricity and a refrigerator
Well you know, this domestic bliss won't last long. #Monsterdon
Actors were hotter before steroids became the norm. #monsterdon
@hollie TBD if there is a plot to be relevant to
TL;DR there were some monster shenanigans and the opening credits were fire
I like my beef jerky like I like my Lance Henriksen: dehydrated and oily
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heβs a good dog, I mean nothing bad by noting that responsible pet ownership would suggest action be taken
Guess the dog's the one washing the dishes. Don't tell, but he'll probably just lick them all. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Has daddy ever shown you his knife trick? #Monsterdon
Oh yeah, nothing like a flamethrower and a son to make a man life fullfiled
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@Taweret That as the real question. #monsterdon
ok, so the dog has to wash the dishes. I hope they show that part.
I'm a' wash your hands and drip my farm sweat on your back. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
@randy_s actually THAT'S who I was thinking of!
shirtless lance henriksen #monsterdon x looptober
At least they stuck to the $20 spending limit for The Present
Aaand the boy was Lance Henrikson, or however it's spelled. #monsterdon
Coming in 8 minutes late, missed entire flashback, I'm sure it won't be necessary to the plot right?
Pretty sure picket fences are usually taller than that #Monsterdon
Was Lance Henriksen ever young once? He's one of these guys who looked old even when he was 20 #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon
#Monsterdon he's wiry like a 1930s depression era guy you know
Cousin Oliver?
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that dog needs neutered
Miyam Bialik is blonder and more boyish than I recall.
#Monsterdon my man lance with his shirt off
Is that the kid from Jerry Maguire? #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988
And, first death & creature shot.
ahβ¦the presentβ¦2025β¦wait what #monsterdon
There are growling and screaming and crunching sounds but I canβt see anything because this movie has one tiny lightbulb #Monsterdon
Is this JD Vance's origin sotry?
thank you movie for so clearly declaring that "i have missed all of the entire exposition" by transitioning to the present as soon as i start the movie #monsterdon
now it's the kid from the intellivision commercials? what is this movie?
"God damn Jehova's Witness! Get off my porch!" #monsterdon