I guess that was a movie.

Thanks everyone. Have a good one and BEWARE THE CURSE OF APOLLO WOOOOO

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I think Kleel is wearing the bottom half of the Santa costume from the last movie

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Wow. Kay Lenz won two Emmies. Er... NOT for "Prisoners of the Lost Universe"...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Lenz

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Toyota paid for Nissan vehicles to be used in that movie.

Getting big "pilot for a series that quite rightly was killed off before it could ever begin" vibes from that ending #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

@paco

A little overdressed, though

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Well that was cheerfully terrible. Thanks for hosting the second feature, @miru / @klu9 ! ^_^

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@moira #Monsterdon #WrongComet

Oh. I guess I'm not paying that close attention. Maybe that's why I think it's a decent movie.

Dramatic music? Yes. Acting? Not so much.
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Maybe they should just paint a tunnel on a wall and see if Kleel runs into it

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Meanwhile, backstage at a Medieval Times themed restaurant

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The movie that's the answer to the question nobody was asking, "what if the bastard child of Krull and Hawk The Slayer was even more unappealing than you'd expect" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

@RachelThornSub

It's cheap, but it's not US TV cheap, it's British cinema cheap :)

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He's got that Kendo attitude

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Prisoners of the Lost Universe! Another brilliant film starring John Saxon's fuzzy chest. My favorite character was the Watch.

Thanks to @ryan for the bonus stream! Your brand new labcoat is in the mail. 🥼

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@moira #Monsterdon #WrongComet

Maybe they're "night of the comet"-style undead

um what

Well that was a romantic moment that came out of nowhere

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@Violinknitter #monsterdon #WrongComet

saved money by having sound effects done by a beatboxer

@WastelandWandrr Well known to exist in another dimension

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Is this a Hanna-Barbera tribe

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It's swarthy men in flannel week here at Monsterdon

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@CardboardRobot @peterries

Only seen her before as a Magic Pixie Dream Girl in "Breezy."

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Thanks @ryan & y'all for the fun waaaaatch!

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Wow, Nissan consented to be credited on this

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It WAS sponsored by Nissan

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maybe it REALLY itched

Prof knows how to make dangerously volatile nitro but not how to turn that into safe-to-handle dynamite?

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Bro desperately needs better dungeon security

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Pro tip: when someone begs you to get out of a bad movie, you do it

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"Down."
With the sickness?

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So THAT's what came with the research grant Kleel gave him

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I wonder how this movie feels about women #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

"Daddy woulda gotten us Uzis"

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Good to see they have day for night in this dimension as well

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He's wandered onto the set of Guyver 2

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@moira #Monsterdon #WrongComet

I was guessing someone just came and freed them.

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ikr I'm digging it

I just really want some kind of Starfleet crew to show up and deal with all this

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guess he's... feeling a bit.... green

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No the tall guy does not seem to be the same Giant from Hawk the Slayer... HOWEVERE! That is the same Elf actor just painted green!!!
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It is! It's the little guy from Hawk the Slayer!

.....😮‍💨

I wish I could remember people's birthdays

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obvious Death Metal singer

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...I put on a brand new labcoat for this?

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@Terencio @CardboardRobot @peterries Particularly for a TV regular, a paycheque's a paycheque!

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I'm gonna say it. I liked it better than "Night of the Comet".

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I'd pay a promotional consideration to NOT be involved with that film!

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OK that was awful in the most hilarious way. I love it 😁

Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

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"Nissan wishes it could disavow its vehicles were ever anywhere near this thing" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

Of course in the sequel we find they just went to an EVEN WORSE universe...

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I GET IT! The movie stopped. Like... a waaaaaaatch.....

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"What about the waaaaatch?"

What an amazingly hilarious call back!

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I mean... Doc's stuck in a land where he's a powerful wizard and not just some kook....

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I mean... that was a pretty good firestorm....

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Theory: the first editor quit

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"If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." -TGTBATU

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JUST FUCKIN' SHOOT HIM

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wait, so Doc stores ALL his explosive stuff in the same facility where he works?

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remember remember the *checks time* 13th of september

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This movie is occasionally quite amusing. They should've leaned into it more

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Wine is a pretty magic potion in its own right

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Self stabbing henchmen. Waddaconcept. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@emma If the sun is the color of Carrie's hair in this dimension maybe that is just day 😛

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"yes but wheeeeeh?" Ringo Starr would've delivered that line better, do you know that? RINGO. STARR.

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I was going to wait for night for night and sneak in but Qahhar is taking the direct approach

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Just think, a few years later the video game-show "Knightmare" would start airing and somehow be a better fantasy story than this movie by accident.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knightmare_(TV_series)

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Oh hey it's the undead underground

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@Terencio @moira Eh I think it is decent in a way that only those with the #Monsterdon mindset can appreciate

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@Terencio It's a mess. But it's less bad than I anticipated.

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SEE! I toldja he'd find the best source of funding!!!

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"It saddens me to find you this way Miss Madison" early script versions had me finding you in significantly fewer clothes #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

"I came to warn you" about the rest of the script #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

Kinda looks like Sean Connery. #monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru

Has the isekai conceit of this movie added the slightest bit of value to it so far?

Hands up anyone who thinks this movie would be worse if they just started off in the fantasy setting and had fantasy protagonists with a fantasy agenda.

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Little do they know, but in the future an LLM will be able to open that gate with the strength of 10 men.

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@CardboardRobot Shame their career never quite took off after that, I thought they showed real acting talent

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All the fun of Game of Thrones

Season 7

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This fight scene might've been more interesting if I didn't hate the protagonist and want him ejected from the movie immediately.

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He's a kendo dude, so he knows some martial arts stuff...

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With the right triumphant music an ordinary guy can beat up as many people as he wants

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Oh hey, it's John Saxon everybody! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Encino Man ex machina

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Peter O'Farrell as Malachi

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640990/

No one takes my boom stick!

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John Saxon can take any role seriously

He could take a dinner roll seriously

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dontcha wish he had his kendo sword NOW?

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too intelligible

could be worse, lady, you could be in Krull

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It's either heaven or hell.

Or Sedona

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@Terencio

More like Cape Province

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Theyre in Wales

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Don't you realize what this means?! Half-Life 3 in our time!

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He's looking at that other dimension, with voyeuristic intention.

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@PurpleJillybeans

If the disembodied brain of a fruit fly can do Doom, so can the British!

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He's invented Wonkavision!

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Ashley Madison was a TV reporter before she founded her more lucrative website #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

Still suspiciously low traffic on the roads huh

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"The spot that's hot on your dial" because your car stereo installer screwed up" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #PrisonersOfTheLostUniverse1983

Oh, I love John Saxon

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@Terencio @klu9 lol xD

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And they all fucked off into the plot holes and everyone lived happily ever after except THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAATC

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