Dude's never gonna get a grant from the Ministry of Silly Walks that way. No creativity. #Monsterdon

Don't you just hate waking up in a plastic bag?

#Monsterdon

I feel like I'm watching Ed Wood's remake of "The Toxic Avenger".

#Monsterdon

don’t interrupt my audio logs! those will be important for future players! #monsterdon

Plastic wrap to preserve freshness. Clever!
#Monsterdon

Plan "Nove" From Outer Space!

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires #UseItalianTranslator

Nevermind, they found some blood.

#Monsterdon

Dang it you broke the seal, now they're worthless on the collector's market! #monsterdon

Oh neat, they come individually wrapped. Freshness sealed inside! #Monsterdon

Oh great. They broke the set. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

She screams well, the Tinglers will never get her. #monsterdon

"There must be some explanation! A logical one!" Captain, all due respect, but I don't think you've fully evaluated the movie we're trapped in. #Monsterdon

Yea, we carry these weird-ass metal tombstones and big steel plates to cover graves with. Standard issue on all survey missions.

#Monsterdon

okay, im ready for the space vampires to show up now

#monsterdon

These exterior shots are really well composed. I can't imagine they got paid much but the cinematographer really brought their A game. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

The cinematography on this film is honestly not at all bad, _particularly_ given what they had to work with. A lot of this visual are really, genuinely solid. #monsterdon

You really can't repair that?

This one broken instrument cripples the whole ship?

Imagine if someone tripped and fell on it? Imagine if it just broke from normal wear and tear?

#monsterdon

All right, let's see if they had any good stuff #monsterdon

Oh where there';s your problem. You flooded the carburator on the space ship. I can tell by the wet chugging sounds.
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Evil fog! EVIL FOG! #monsterdon

“Turrell…this is a good start…let me lay down some drums & chords and we got a track” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon He sucked all the blood right out of the meteor rejector before dying

really whipping that zoom lens around #monsterdon

Body count: 2

#Monsterdon

"None of this madness is coincidence, it was planned."

"You sure about that sir? After all, various poisonings and vitamin deficiencies can effect the brain in this way, why old sailing expeditions on Earth often dealt with—"

"No, shut up. It was planned."

#Monsterdon

The one corpse has Shatner hair #monsterdon

@yatsu oh my god they were roommates #monsterdon

#monsterdon loving the sets and costumes and lighting and stuff #planetofthevampires

"They fought and killed each other off."
big They Were Roommates energy #monsterdon

i have no idea what's going on but the aesthetics are great

#monsterdon

“Sir, it’s basically lava.”

“I’m not interested in your scientific mumbo jumbo.” #monsterdon

I hope they don't forget to scream so The Tingler doesn't get them!

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@RobynGoodfellow Truly the golden age of cinema. #monsterdon

more actually good fog effects and I love the purple and red lighting, this shot is straight up good #Monsterdon

@ModusMatt They're wearing them for the coolness factor.
#Monsterdon

Somehow the alien planet looks gorgeously detailed and cheap at the same time. Guess you can spruce up an original Star Trek set with gel lights and a fog machine.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

#Monsterdon so they needed helmets but the other guy didn't?

I love it when dub actors talk with their hands over their mouths. #monsterdon

@LK_877 Apparently this movie was a big influence on Spaceballs as well...

#Monsterdon

that planet's surface is smooth as a new doorknob, i bet daleks drag race on this thing #monsterdon

I can't believe I stopped watching "5 Star Chefs" for this.

#monsterdon

yeah, let him back in, i'm sure there's no need for quarantine #monsterdon

Oh, I guess they don't actually need those space helmets?

#monsterdon

@Taweret Dry clean only #monsterdon

the costumes are sick tho, right?

#monsterdon

Did that spaceship landing just make some Jetsons noises?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

I guess they landed on planet "BatSh**t Insane" #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

S&M suits gonna make people frisky. Everyone knows that.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

This is like that one Star Trek episode #monsterdon

So, is the planet exerting an evil influence over the crew, or do they do this a lot?

#monsterdon

thirty foot ceilings on a spaceship

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Must be hard to grapple people when they're in skintight leather like that. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Tripadvisor #monsterdon

That's kinda neat, they filmed the landing upside down (all the debris fall upwards).

#Monsterdon

At just about this time I'd be feeling an attack of the Tingler #monsterdon

i legit love the cheesy model spaceship

#monsterdon

So much acting!!
#Monsterdon

@trixter Seriously, at least go by Marcus! #Monsterdon

Uh oh. There goes the perm. It was only rated for 10Gs. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Maybe if she tried saying ‘over’ at the end of her transmission, she would get a response. #monsterdon

They all look like they wished they hadn't chosen the shrimp burrito for lunch.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

I like the murmurs and word-crams American voiceover actors add to other languages to cover the extra mouth movements

A lot of "huhhhhh, uhhh yourrrr brother's here. And he's ehhhhh gotsomethingtosaytoyou!"

#Monsterdon

20G? Ohhh, realllly.

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These instrument lights and buttons are really nice #monsterdon

some great blinkenlights #monsterdon

"We just rejected another meteor."

Wow, rude.

#monsterdon

Oh these space suits are funky. They have big "Are we the baddies?" energy.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Wow so these outfits aren't even specifically anti-vampire outfits? They're just goin' out into the universe dressed like this? #monsterdon

I just love technobabble.

#Monsterdon

Good to have vampire proof collars TBH
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Holy Foreshadowing, Batman!

"Are you able to see anything Burt?" "Nothing Captain my lapels are in the way" #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Someone snuck a tape recorder into a showing of "Forbidden Planet" #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Space ... the final neck tier

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@CactuarJoe But when did they take over is the question. Like it shouldn't have happened right at the end as they run from the other ship but like... eh? It is a weird plot twist trying to think about it now. #Monsterdon

That was another fun weird old scifi movie I haven't seen before. It's real fun to mix these in with all the Godzilla stuff I know nearly by heart. Thanks @Taweret and gang #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

How have I not seen this movie before. I really should have. It's DNA is baked into so many other movies after this.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

WAIT WHAT!? Okay that is a classic twist ending twist but I didn't expect it in THIS movie. HOW!?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Um alien vampires maybe shoot the spunky human before he destroys the MacGuffin and your plans for domination?
Also OH NO! The frog has turned red! It will never be Wednesday again my dudes!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"Why did he come to me so... furtively?"
Late movie erotic twist?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@jonny
Good get!! Now we find out that Honda is a cross genre genius? I bet he inserted gangsters in this bikini movie.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"Oh hi Mark. Is it you?"
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

SLEEEP!
Will`o`wisps in spaaaace!
Final jumpscare in coming?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Wait wtf? Those are bubbles as the spaceship is taking off? Did they film the miniatures under water??
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

That was pretty cool, even if I couldn't really follow exactly what was happening. I will say that the Xbox version of the Pluto app is dogshit though and didn't help when trying to also keep up with the #Monsterdon hashtag.

What if you scream and faint and nobody comes to help you back up? Do you lay there until you just awkwardly get back up again?
#Monsterdon

Uh oh. We got thunderstorms on the planet of vibes.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Wow, what a twist. I expected them to find it uninhabited by any primates, and be like a proto scientology story or something #Monsterdon

So the laser effects are just an off screen blow torch? Aww I prefer negative scratches in my olde laser blasts.
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I feel like I need to rewatch that movie and keep a tally of all the times one of our two protagonist aliens could've just revealed themselves and shut the whole damn thing down right there.

Seriously, corpses trying to steal the meteor rejector? "Hey guys, I'm one of you." Running back to the ship with the recovered rejector? "Guys, give me three minutes with this thing and we'll ALL get off the planet!" #Monsterdon

@cheribaker

Thank you for the Bingo cards!! Creative and funny! Puts fun meter just into the Red Zone, where we like it.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

The space vampires are concerned.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@strangefour And I want it thin sliced! #monsterdon

Sorry Toby. But you have to take a laser to the knee.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Each time she clicks a button it sounds like she's cocking a gun. #Monsterdon

The McGuffin that hates meteors sorta looks like a monoeye robot head.
Like it should be beheaded by a Gundam.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"...or maybe he wanted to kiss me?" #Monsterdon

@jonny @cheribaker You mean like this? https://myfreebingocards.com/mfbc #monsterdon

@Taweret

THANK YOU for prepping all week and hosting yet another hilarious event! This is one of the highlights of my week!

New Working Tagline:
For a good time,
use Promo Code 4 8 15 16 23 42

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Just in time for the movie to be over, my upload to archive.org finishes. Not sure how long that will stay up, for anyone who wants to add it to their collection (sorry for the terrible URL, was uploading while watching the movie)
https://archive.org/details/planet.-of.-the.-vampires.-1965.1080p.-blu-ray.-ac-3.2.0.x-265.-hevc-nb-8
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