This flirtatiously antagonistic young pair are giving me a tiny bit of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA energy, I guess because they're *both* doofuses
Plaid guy go 2 minutes without mentioning his ex-wife challenge: impossible
It was a good cut, but now I'm wondering what kind of 9th-level Judo blackmail our heroine pulled to make this alcoholic hick drive her around. #Monsterdon
The lady also has a very contemporary attitude to government property
I wonder what that place they're filming was in the real world?
βI didnβt axe-murder your young couple.β
Friends, I do believe we have a meet-cute.
#monsterdon
All that concrete at the top of the mountain?
#Monsterdon those outfits are still semi-fashionable
"You're taking me up there."
"Oh no I'm not."
*cut to them in the Jeep like this is an episode of F Troop*
*cue laugh track*
#Monsterdon #Piranha
Somebody needs to watch a few Lock-Picking Lawyer videos
I swear the bitey fishes would have gotten through that lock quicker
ohh redneck, let's go swimming
This dude's working on his huite Jesus look. #Monsterdon
This guy is totally the Charlton Heston they could afford. #Monsterdon #Piranha
Abandoned resort? Hell yeah
She's just breaking and entering, and he doesn't really care.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
The face of a man who started drinking at 9am sharp and still hasn't managed to get enough booze in him.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
Oh no! Its #monsterdon time again!
#monsterdon she's pretty good with an axe, I'll give her that
Edit: ok, hatchet
I kinda want fried fish now
13 minutes late for #monsterdon, letβs go!
When does the Abominable Snowman show up? #Monsterdon
it's the 70s, and *women* are breaking and entering #monsterdon
Trust me, this sweater vest will never go out of style.
Okay. This young lady knows how to get stuff done.
Fuck kind of rental car company rents out a jeep with a cracked windshield?
@lytta Like some kind of self-sacrifice....OR by being the bad guy who gets a taste of his own medicine.
Well I skipped ahead to make up for peacock commercial break.
This guy is not finishing whether food heβs eating. Yup, there he goes driving.
Guy was kidnapped by a cutaway #monsterdon
This is a pushy lady movie! #monsterdon
The writing is good!
I think he's the one who's jets need cooling.
certainly wasting MY time. #monsterdon
"There was an army test site up the mountain but I'm sure that won't have any relevence to a movie about killer fish." #Monsterdon
I love that he brought a canteen full of tequila. #Monsterdon
that goggie better not get eaten by the demon fish
So, are piranha safe to eat? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Jets were made for Hotting, DAD!
#Monsterdon 'boy, you're the wrong end, all right'
@DMX welcome to #monsterdon, Dave!
"...I didn't axe murder your young couple."
"Then how did you know the fishes used axes ... huh? Huh!?!"
#Monsterdon #Piranha #π
"Did my ex-wife send ya?"
The most divorced looking man of this movie says he is out loud.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
@hollie
I, too, love rivers.
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Paul also has the worst bric-a-brac shelves in the world
yeah, that's more than a shack, lady. #monsterdon
Just how I like my fish: whole and with the head and scales still on it.
This man is a deep, dark alternate reality Bob Ross, isn't he?
frying a fish with the skin on is diabolical
damn even cooking fish won't keep those pesky city folk away
Oh he mentioned axe murdering alreadyβ¦
Ma'am you just *walked into my house* and started asking impertinent questions, chill out. #Monsterdon
"You're the wrong end" is a great insult #Monsterdon
I can't imagine why this guy is divorced.
@jonny do you think this is where sharknado came from. someone was watching one of these movies and got bored because there's not enough threat on land. because it WOULD help if the piranhas could fly
He's got all his favorite rocks on the windowpane shelves. #monsterdon
Aww, puppy! π₯Ή #Monsterdon
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Paul has done violence to the fish. The fish will take their revenge.
#monsterdon for all the kids out there watching tonight - Alcoholism was not invented until the 80s. By me.
Wait that girl who's tits we saw was a teenager? Arrest the movie. #monsterdon
@diazona I sold my Wrangler 23 years ago and I still miss it. π
Lonely/grumpy country guy meets perky big city gal... It's a Hallmark monster movie! #monsterdon
Lots of "Oh, THAT guy" moments in this one
Oh fried fish. I hope one of the Piranha die by frying pan.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
It's a fish eat man, man eat fish world. #monsterdon
The magic smoke is coming out, that means the car isn't working #monsterdon
Ahh, car engines of the 70's
Fish and whiskey was the name of my garage band. #Monsterdon
But still, a part of me wants to be a door-to-door spirits salesman.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
see i am feeling no sense of dread or threat at all because here they are, not in piranha water, where there is no threat of piranhas #monsterdon
#monsterdon Jack's really focused on that river. Wonder if something will happen to it?
Rental jeeps am i right?
#Monsterdon if i were a busy city girl on assignment i would simply not overheat my vehicle on the road in the country, frustrating myself
okay, sizzled engine to sizzled fish, i liked that transition. #monsterdon
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This lady is excessively driving this jeep
@_L1vY_ idk the older person ALWAYS dies in this type of movie... usually in a more emotional way than the other fodder
The dog will almost certainly be eaten
Bow chicka bow⦠oops. Not yet. #Monsterdon
Oh scuse me, not her mom. Girl dog. #monsterdon
Are we going to find out at any point why this is not taking place in South America? Migratory piranhas? Not enough filming budget?
This guy's going to be so full of turpentine no fish will go near him. #Monsterdon #Piranha
#Monsterdon are the dogs named after alcohols?
And the dog's name is BRANDY LOL. #monsterdon
@Louisa It had the feeling of someone improvising who really did not want to. #monsterdon
the wiki page "contains original research" which is a good sign of a movie somebody really enjoyed #Monsterdon
Oh hey, I recognize a guy! From Laserblast "Everything hush hush!"
#monsterdon
Also, who are these people?
The music is telling us how much Jack really, really loves the river. Oh, that river. It's such a good river. Nothing bad could ever come out of that river.
I have yet to sell a plastic fruit but I suspect it's only a matter of time
i thought i've seen this but maybe not? guess i'll see how much seems familiar. #monsterdon
These '70s beardos are too macho to get eaten by some fish.
Ode to booze gets no theme.
Doordash in 1978 was just this one dude named Jack.
#Monsterdon #Piranha #π
Sir, please do not fuck the river. #Monsterdon
Queue the "ode to the river" theme.
Did he say "You're the seventh calorie, Jack" What does that mean? #monsterdon
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This healer is my fave character