This flirtatiously antagonistic young pair are giving me a tiny bit of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA energy, I guess because they're *both* doofuses

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Plaid guy go 2 minutes without mentioning his ex-wife challenge: impossible

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It was a good cut, but now I'm wondering what kind of 9th-level Judo blackmail our heroine pulled to make this alcoholic hick drive her around. #Monsterdon

The lady also has a very contemporary attitude to government property

I wonder what that place they're filming was in the real world?

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All that concrete at the top of the mountain?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

#Monsterdon those outfits are still semi-fashionable

And now _she's_ carrying an axe.

I think they named this movie wrong.

#monsterdon

"You're taking me up there."
"Oh no I'm not."
*cut to them in the Jeep like this is an episode of F Troop*
*cue laugh track*
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Somebody needs to watch a few Lock-Picking Lawyer videos

I swear the bitey fishes would have gotten through that lock quicker

#Monsterdon

ohh redneck, let's go swimming

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This dude's working on his huite Jesus look. #Monsterdon

This guy is totally the Charlton Heston they could afford. #Monsterdon #Piranha

Abandoned resort? Hell yeah

#Monsterdon

She's just breaking and entering, and he doesn't really care.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

The face of a man who started drinking at 9am sharp and still hasn't managed to get enough booze in him.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Oh no! Its #monsterdon time again!

#monsterdon she's pretty good with an axe, I'll give her that
Edit: ok, hatchet

I kinda want fried fish now

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13 minutes late for #monsterdon, let’s go!

When does the Abominable Snowman show up? #Monsterdon

it's the 70s, and *women* are breaking and entering #monsterdon

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Trust me, this sweater vest will never go out of style.

Okay. This young lady knows how to get stuff done.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Army test site...

"No, I think you're wasting my time" ok, that's a pretty good come back

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Fuck kind of rental car company rents out a jeep with a cracked windshield?

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@lytta Like some kind of self-sacrifice....OR by being the bad guy who gets a taste of his own medicine.

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Well I skipped ahead to make up for peacock commercial break.

This guy is not finishing whether food he’s eating. Yup, there he goes driving.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Guy was kidnapped by a cutaway #monsterdon

This is a pushy lady movie! #monsterdon

The writing is good!

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I think he's the one who's jets need cooling.

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certainly wasting MY time. #monsterdon

"There was an army test site up the mountain but I'm sure that won't have any relevence to a movie about killer fish." #Monsterdon

I love that he brought a canteen full of tequila. #Monsterdon

that goggie better not get eaten by the demon fish

#Monsterdon #Piranha

So, are piranha safe to eat? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Jets were made for Hotting, DAD!

#Monsterdon 'boy, you're the wrong end, all right'

@DMX welcome to #monsterdon, Dave!

"...I didn't axe murder your young couple."
"Then how did you know the fishes used axes ... huh? Huh!?!"

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

"Did my ex-wife send ya?"
The most divorced looking man of this movie says he is out loud.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@hollie
I, too, love rivers.

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Paul also has the worst bric-a-brac shelves in the world

yeah, that's more than a shack, lady. #monsterdon

Just how I like my fish: whole and with the head and scales still on it.

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This man is a deep, dark alternate reality Bob Ross, isn't he?

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frying a fish with the skin on is diabolical

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damn even cooking fish won't keep those pesky city folk away

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Oh he mentioned axe murdering already…

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Ma'am you just *walked into my house* and started asking impertinent questions, chill out. #Monsterdon

I didn't axe murder your young people!

That's just what an axe murderer would say!

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"You're the wrong end" is a great insult #Monsterdon

I can't imagine why this guy is divorced.

#piranha #monsterdon

@jonny do you think this is where sharknado came from. someone was watching one of these movies and got bored because there's not enough threat on land. because it WOULD help if the piranhas could fly

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He's got all his favorite rocks on the windowpane shelves. #monsterdon

Aww, puppy! 🥹 #Monsterdon

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Paul has done violence to the fish. The fish will take their revenge.

#monsterdon for all the kids out there watching tonight - Alcoholism was not invented until the 80s. By me.

Wait that girl who's tits we saw was a teenager? Arrest the movie. #monsterdon

@diazona I sold my Wrangler 23 years ago and I still miss it. 😅

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Lonely/grumpy country guy meets perky big city gal... It's a Hallmark monster movie! #monsterdon

"Boy you're the wrong end all right"

This lady has clocked this dude

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Lots of "Oh, THAT guy" moments in this one

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#Piranha1978

Oh fried fish. I hope one of the Piranha die by frying pan.
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It's a fish eat man, man eat fish world. #monsterdon

The magic smoke is coming out, that means the car isn't working #monsterdon

Ahh, car engines of the 70's

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Fish and whiskey was the name of my garage band. #Monsterdon

But still, a part of me wants to be a door-to-door spirits salesman.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

see i am feeling no sense of dread or threat at all because here they are, not in piranha water, where there is no threat of piranhas #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jack's really focused on that river. Wonder if something will happen to it?

Rental jeeps am i right?

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#Monsterdon if i were a busy city girl on assignment i would simply not overheat my vehicle on the road in the country, frustrating myself

okay, sizzled engine to sizzled fish, i liked that transition. #monsterdon

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This lady is excessively driving this jeep

@_L1vY_ idk the older person ALWAYS dies in this type of movie... usually in a more emotional way than the other fodder

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The dog will almost certainly be eaten

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Bow chicka bow… oops. Not yet. #Monsterdon

Oh scuse me, not her mom. Girl dog. #monsterdon

Are we going to find out at any point why this is not taking place in South America? Migratory piranhas? Not enough filming budget?

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This guy's going to be so full of turpentine no fish will go near him. #Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon are the dogs named after alcohols?

And the dog's name is BRANDY LOL. #monsterdon

tequila AND maple syrup

never forget the maple syrup

#piranha #monsterdon

@Louisa It had the feeling of someone improvising who really did not want to. #monsterdon

the wiki page "contains original research" which is a good sign of a movie somebody really enjoyed #Monsterdon

Oh hey, I recognize a guy! From Laserblast "Everything hush hush!"
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Also, who are these people?

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The music is telling us how much Jack really, really loves the river. Oh, that river. It's such a good river. Nothing bad could ever come out of that river.

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#Piranha

I have yet to sell a plastic fruit but I suspect it's only a matter of time

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i thought i've seen this but maybe not? guess i'll see how much seems familiar. #monsterdon

These '70s beardos are too macho to get eaten by some fish.

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Ode to booze gets no theme.

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Doordash in 1978 was just this one dude named Jack.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

Sir, please do not fuck the river. #Monsterdon

Queue the "ode to the river" theme.

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Did he say "You're the seventh calorie, Jack" What does that mean? #monsterdon

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This healer is my fave character