oh man that caravan. envious #monsterdon

@neia Yes, according to my folks.
#Monsterdon

star wars man had a way better ice cream maker #monsterdon

That's it, I'm starting work on my "Cocaine Bear vs. Octaman" script. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon For god’s sake, pick an accent and stick to it!

@forestine I sit corrected #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh yeah, this guy is an octopus expert.

@apLundell mumble mumble mumble POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL #monsterdon #octaman

Oh man, poked in the eye by the Agent From H.A.R.M. soundtrack! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Flashback *and* monster attack with eye pop!

This is the best movie ever made #Monsterdon #Octaman

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid" #monsterdon #octaman

most low-budget films have lousy looping but this is some real Late-Nite Jazz FM school of dubbing, what the hell #monsterdon

Heh. Great sketches of the monster design done before they saw the budget. #Monsterdon #Octaman

WE GOT FLASHBACK SIGN and also, screaming! #Monsterdon

Impressive flashback!

#Monsterdon #Octaman

The Legend Says... ✅ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"...they call me the Flick-Hat-Kid"

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Dude's got a hairstyle like a tumbleweed's trying to eat his scalp. #Monsterdon

A fucking Cheetah!? WHERE ARE THEY!?
This camping trip has gone off the rails.
#Monsterdon #Octoman

octopus but has human cells, cat eyes and baby mews like kitten but it sees like a fly WTF kind of mishmash monster is this #Monsterdon

Oh geez, not only MUSTACHE, but also BEARD and LONG FLOWING LOCKS. XD #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I absolutely can't pay attention to #Octaman for more than a minute at a time. And that's stretching it. Woof.

#Monsterdon I see we’re hitting the “mysterious monster communion” and “ancient legend” tropes early.

Did people just hang around at the edge of ponds in full darkness in the 70s?
#Octaman #Monsterdon

that combover is the real monster in this movie #monsterdon

Real Manos vibes from this stock leopard footage that's more in focus than anything else. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@SnoopJ Dramamine, all around, on the house. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe DRAMATIC IRONY #monsterdon

"welcome to camp day-for-night" #monsterdon

@aprilfollies About 70?! #monsterdon

@Taweret It's never too late. Enjoy. Have a happy childhood. #monsterdon #octaman

“Why I’d say up to 8 of them” #monsterdon

Not much tension in that reveal since we've SEEN THIS ALREADY >_> #Monsterdon

that's not an animal, that's your sidekick! #monsterdon

Ed Wood could only dream of having a budget this big to work with ...
.
#Monsterdon
#Octaman
#Plan9FromOuterSpace

Aha! They're in RockQuarria. #Monsterdon #Octaman

Carlos? Mark? Chief? MCCLOUD! #Monsterdon

@yatsu Gophers, snakes, and hack directors. #Monsterdon

"country ain't fit for nothing but gophers and snakes."
explains the production quality at least. #monsterdon

Where on earth are they supposed to be? #Monsterdon #Octaman

Does Scene in an RV count as SCENE IN CAR? I'm counting that! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What is a cheetah doing in… nevermind, that’s the least of our problems with this movie.

@starkraving666 💩 #monsterdon

Let's all chip in and buy this production a tripod. @_@ #Monsterdon

"JESSE, LET'S COOK" #monsterdon #octaman

Meanwhile, at the meth lab...

#Monsterdon #Octaman

i swear Octaman had boots and jeans on under there #Monsterdon

JESSIE IS THE BEST ACTOR IN THIS FILM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? #monsterdon

Poor Jesse and Frank.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Also noting COWBOY AESTHETIC for the card. :D And we are getting heaping helpings of MUSTACHE all over the place, y'all. #Monsterdon

Not even second rate. We're talking 4th or 5th rate Burt Reynolds with that hat and mustache there. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell I iz Cutehulhu I destroy worldz with my powerful MEW! #Monsterdon

@strangefour Octaman has *9* legs. If you... know what I mean. #monsterdon #octaman

"It's that man-fish talk that sparked him" Um...

#Monsterdon

@moira yeah #monsterdon

@kurth some real buckaroos right there #monsterdon

An academic who can afford to turn down a grant that just fell in their lap? What year is it??
#Octaman #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon New science has Rick Perry hair.

Octaman kills to protect his offspring. Octoman is just a single dad doing the best he can. #Monsterdon

uh cowboys #monsterdon

"There's no relation between the polluted water and the creepy octopus man! Now I have to leave, I'm late for my lunch with the Shell executives." #Monsterdon

how many academics are in the #monsterdon chat relating to begging for funding to study their little octopus guy

of life? itself? #monsterdon

"...it's dead!"
"No it isn't ... it's resting"
"Look, I know a dead Devil in a can when I see it"
"No no, it's not dead. Swamp Green, isn't it? Such beautiful tentacles!"

#Monsterdon #Octaman #MontyPython

@Taweret don't you know, when tiny octopodes die, they turn into rubber. #monsterdon

Oh yeah here we go SCIENTIST EXPLAINS THINGS. :D Pontificate, scientist with mustache! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon SQUID are not OCTOPUSES. Ask @SarahMackAttack

and Budget Frank Oz as the scientist #monsterdon

listen, ceviche de pulpo is one of the best things to come out of Perú. let's not knock down eating one of the most intelligent yet delicious species on Earth.

#Octaman
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo

And we DEFINITELY have MUSTACHE. #Monsterdon

t h e p r a c t i c a l f e m a l e #monsterdon #octaman

#Monsterdon nice 'o' face, monster

#Monsterdon
Meanwhile, back in the back room of the aquarium shop ("The Institute") ...

you could've made the mouth move also applies to some of these actors #Monsterdon

Patterson and Gimlin, eat your hearts out 9_9 #Monsterdon

"...I shall love him and hug him, and name him number 2"

#Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell we are never going to want this #monsterdon

Don't speak to me or my son ever again!

#Monsterdon #Octaman

What? You can't just SHOW us the monster right away!

You gotta tease us first. Make us want it.

#monsterdon

Hugged to death, better than he deserved. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Numero Dos, it means caga†

"Scuse me, neighbor, have you seen my ki- OH MY GOD!" #Monsterdon

Really digging the whole Everglades freshwater octopus thing.
#Octaman #Monsterdon

We got TEETH! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon squidbillies!

#Monsterdon Looks like Number 3 was the winner.

"...I shall name you Timothy"

#Monsterdon #Octaman #TheBoys

#Monsterdon
Got a parent/child thing going on here ...

...Okay, one complaint about the Octaman design -- the mouth? That's not a mouth. That's a siphon. Octopod mouths are on the bottom. Why does Octaman's siphon have teeth? That's his NOSE, man. :/ #Monsterdon

I see this isn't one of those "it's halfway over, where's the monster" movies #monsterdon

Baby Octoman? Octoboy?
#Monsterdon #Octoman

@bk1e can't get the prop wet, i mean, sure, it _looks_ like rubber, but it's actually made of purest #monsterdon

Wait is he hitting on the octopus? #Monsterdon

Y'all we got MONSTER IN THE WATER and also TENTACLE! #bingo #Monsterdon

ah the most important concern when you find yourself in a #monsterdon movie: smoking

Parent evil octopus hybrid mutant is always _just about_ to say something, but never quite can #monsterdon

@howler0502

I think this phrase is so popular with us that we should replace it with FOITS.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

#Monsterdon I’ve heard of *snakeskin* boots, but….

@Taweret I am starting to think these guys aren't the sharpest tacks in the toolshed. #monsterdon