Maybe all Octaman wants is some tasty Crabby Patties.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

"Look, we PAID for the Winnebago, we're gonna FILM the Winnebago!" #Monsterdon

The stock footage flows from one fresh water lake to another. Try to forget any mention of oceans. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell prolly the new chatgpt just makin sht up? #monsterdon

Octoman. Are you getting the hots for a human lady in some hideous 1970s paisley outfit?
#Monsterdon #Octoman

Is that the RV from Pink Flamingos? #monsterdon #octaman

oh man that caravan. envious #monsterdon

star wars man had a way better ice cream maker #monsterdon

That's it, I'm starting work on my "Cocaine Bear vs. Octaman" script. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon For god’s sake, pick an accent and stick to it!

@forestine I sit corrected #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh yeah, this guy is an octopus expert.

@apLundell mumble mumble mumble POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL #monsterdon #octaman

Oh man, poked in the eye by the Agent From H.A.R.M. soundtrack! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Flashback *and* monster attack with eye pop!

This is the best movie ever made #Monsterdon #Octaman

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid" #monsterdon #octaman

most low-budget films have lousy looping but this is some real Late-Nite Jazz FM school of dubbing, what the hell #monsterdon

Heh. Great sketches of the monster design done before they saw the budget. #Monsterdon #Octaman

WE GOT FLASHBACK SIGN and also, screaming! #Monsterdon

Impressive flashback!

#Monsterdon #Octaman

The Legend Says... ✅ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"...they call me the Flick-Hat-Kid"

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Dude's got a hairstyle like a tumbleweed's trying to eat his scalp. #Monsterdon

A fucking Cheetah!? WHERE ARE THEY!?
This camping trip has gone off the rails.
#Monsterdon #Octoman

octopus but has human cells, cat eyes and baby mews like kitten but it sees like a fly WTF kind of mishmash monster is this #Monsterdon

Oh geez, not only MUSTACHE, but also BEARD and LONG FLOWING LOCKS. XD #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I absolutely can't pay attention to #Octaman for more than a minute at a time. And that's stretching it. Woof.

#Monsterdon I see we’re hitting the “mysterious monster communion” and “ancient legend” tropes early.

Did people just hang around at the edge of ponds in full darkness in the 70s?
#Octaman #Monsterdon

that combover is the real monster in this movie #monsterdon

Real Manos vibes from this stock leopard footage that's more in focus than anything else. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@SnoopJ Dramamine, all around, on the house. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe DRAMATIC IRONY #monsterdon

"welcome to camp day-for-night" #monsterdon

@aprilfollies About 70?! #monsterdon

@Taweret It's never too late. Enjoy. Have a happy childhood. #monsterdon #octaman

“Why I’d say up to 8 of them” #monsterdon

Not much tension in that reveal since we've SEEN THIS ALREADY >_> #Monsterdon

that's not an animal, that's your sidekick! #monsterdon

Ed Wood could only dream of having a budget this big to work with ...
.
#Monsterdon
#Octaman
#Plan9FromOuterSpace

Aha! They're in RockQuarria. #Monsterdon #Octaman

Carlos? Mark? Chief? MCCLOUD! #Monsterdon

@yatsu Gophers, snakes, and hack directors. #Monsterdon

"country ain't fit for nothing but gophers and snakes."
explains the production quality at least. #monsterdon

Where on earth are they supposed to be? #Monsterdon #Octaman

Does Scene in an RV count as SCENE IN CAR? I'm counting that! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What is a cheetah doing in… nevermind, that’s the least of our problems with this movie.

@starkraving666 💩 #monsterdon

Let's all chip in and buy this production a tripod. @_@ #Monsterdon

"JESSE, LET'S COOK" #monsterdon #octaman

Meanwhile, at the meth lab...

#Monsterdon #Octaman

i swear Octaman had boots and jeans on under there #Monsterdon

Poor Jesse and Frank.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

JESSIE IS THE BEST ACTOR IN THIS FILM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? #monsterdon

Also noting COWBOY AESTHETIC for the card. :D And we are getting heaping helpings of MUSTACHE all over the place, y'all. #Monsterdon

Not even second rate. We're talking 4th or 5th rate Burt Reynolds with that hat and mustache there. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell I iz Cutehulhu I destroy worldz with my powerful MEW! #Monsterdon

@strangefour Octaman has *9* legs. If you... know what I mean. #monsterdon #octaman

"It's that man-fish talk that sparked him" Um...

#Monsterdon

@moira yeah #monsterdon

@kurth some real buckaroos right there #monsterdon

An academic who can afford to turn down a grant that just fell in their lap? What year is it??
#Octaman #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon New science has Rick Perry hair.

uh cowboys #monsterdon

"There's no relation between the polluted water and the creepy octopus man! Now I have to leave, I'm late for my lunch with the Shell executives." #Monsterdon

how many academics are in the #monsterdon chat relating to begging for funding to study their little octopus guy

of life? itself? #monsterdon

"...it's dead!"
"No it isn't ... it's resting"
"Look, I know a dead Devil in a can when I see it"
"No no, it's not dead. Swamp Green, isn't it? Such beautiful tentacles!"

#Monsterdon #Octaman #MontyPython

@Taweret don't you know, when tiny octopodes die, they turn into rubber. #monsterdon

Oh yeah here we go SCIENTIST EXPLAINS THINGS. :D Pontificate, scientist with mustache! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon SQUID are not OCTOPUSES. Ask @SarahMackAttack

and Budget Frank Oz as the scientist #monsterdon

And we DEFINITELY have MUSTACHE. #Monsterdon

t h e p r a c t i c a l f e m a l e #monsterdon #octaman

#Monsterdon nice 'o' face, monster

#Monsterdon
Meanwhile, back in the back room of the aquarium shop ("The Institute") ...

you could've made the mouth move also applies to some of these actors #Monsterdon

Patterson and Gimlin, eat your hearts out 9_9 #Monsterdon

"...I shall love him and hug him, and name him number 2"

#Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell we are never going to want this #monsterdon

Don't speak to me or my son ever again!

#Monsterdon #Octaman

What? You can't just SHOW us the monster right away!

You gotta tease us first. Make us want it.

#monsterdon

Hugged to death, better than he deserved. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Numero Dos, it means caga†

"Scuse me, neighbor, have you seen my ki- OH MY GOD!" #Monsterdon

Really digging the whole Everglades freshwater octopus thing.
#Octaman #Monsterdon

We got TEETH! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon squidbillies!

#Monsterdon Looks like Number 3 was the winner.

"...I shall name you Timothy"

#Monsterdon #Octaman #TheBoys

#Monsterdon
Got a parent/child thing going on here ...

...Okay, one complaint about the Octaman design -- the mouth? That's not a mouth. That's a siphon. Octopod mouths are on the bottom. Why does Octaman's siphon have teeth? That's his NOSE, man. :/ #Monsterdon

I see this isn't one of those "it's halfway over, where's the monster" movies #monsterdon

Baby Octoman? Octoboy?
#Monsterdon #Octoman

@bk1e can't get the prop wet, i mean, sure, it _looks_ like rubber, but it's actually made of purest #monsterdon

Wait is he hitting on the octopus? #Monsterdon

Y'all we got MONSTER IN THE WATER and also TENTACLE! #bingo #Monsterdon

ah the most important concern when you find yourself in a #monsterdon movie: smoking

Parent evil octopus hybrid mutant is always _just about_ to say something, but never quite can #monsterdon