Guys, the scroll is too fast, I'm going to miss some toots but I'll come back later.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

@RobynGoodfellow I was hoping some birders would jump on that one outdoor scene XD Honestly I'm impressed that they had enough money to get some bird sounds from the wrong continent to use... #monsterdon

"...come on Steve, what's taking so long, it's just a motor. Maybe you should have stayed in the kitchen."

#Monsterdon #Octaman

when it can steal small canisters with it's tentacles, why can't it shoot? #monsterdon

For those of you who haven't filled your cards yet I think we also got PULLED INTO THE WATER in this scene. :D #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @moira @Taweret hahaha yes, #Octaman comes out of retirement for one last fully justified killing spree

#Monsterdon

@randy_s Oh god I hope we get to see Octaman's Octamangina. #monsterdon #octaman

@CactuarJoe It is where I live

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Yeah, fire randomly into the water, surely that won't have any consequences. #Monsterdon

take it easy wart, uh, mort, uh #monsterdon

@trixter Don’t worry, there was none. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero depends on if Octaman is salt- or fresh-water based. #monsterdon

@trixter whut? it's too early for fk off into the water?!... #monsterdon

https://astonishinglegends.com/astonishing-legends/2020/10/30/the-octo-man-from-ohio
Was Octoman based upon true events?
No. No it was not. But Ohio is a fearsome place.
#Monsterdon #Octoman

Thats a bingo for me! #Monsterdon

Thrill as they row backwards! #monsterdon

@diazona @moira @Taweret "I'm going to put this orphan source up my bum, because the warm feels nice on my prostate." NEW MOVIE IDEA #monsterdon #octaman

Here's my bingo! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon feels like Old Greg is about to make an appearance

@joewynne @Taweret crap, we ran out of soundtrack. Can someone come up with an idea for a silent scene? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon no toy boats so far, but we get a real boat... a little rowboat that we're using the invade the #Octaman lair... which is the water I guess.

@moira @Taweret I do always say, the best stories start with bad decisions

#Monsterdon

I'm watching at 2x for bit to catch up after commercials, and it really enhances the attack 37 minutes in. Octaman vs. Benny Hill.
#Monsterdon #Octaman

@otheorange_tag @starkraving666 That's OCTAMOM to YOU sir or madam. #monsterdon #octaman

@Taweret It's clear that someone who had no talent worked really hard on it.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

@paco ahaha... #StartsSobbing #monsterdon

@msh I respect the professionalism

#Monsterdon

And OH HEY I have a bingo. :D #Monsterdon

@Taweret Acid Jazz for tentacle and sucker :P #Monsterdon

@Taweret Oh yeah it's not a good plan

but I'm for it

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca Depends on if octaman can splish sploosh saltwater on the triffid!

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666 ? octawoman's headlights? #iMjustTryingToKeepUp #monsterdon

@strangefour i thought you were going to say "knock on the door" and imply that it was his ding dong #monsterdon #monsterdong

@bunnyhero Octoman of course. he can spit seawater.
#Monsterdon

Be vewwwy vewwwy quiet, we're hunting Octaman.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

I really want to know the color of Octaman's blood.
#Monsterdon #Octaman

@bunnyhero Only one triffid? #monsterdon #octaman

I think this also counts as LET'S HUNT THE MONSTER. #Monsterdon

Three dips in a dinghy. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca The triffids killed a dog. The dogs in Octaman live. #Monsterdon

@Taweret fun fact if you cross your eyes during those scenes you won't be able to see it in 3d or anything but you might get a bit of a headache #monsterdon

"It's going to take more than a couple of shots to take that thing down!"

Really? What made you think that? It's big for an octopus, but it's not like it's a T-Rex or anything.

#monsterdon

Oh yeah, this is how a real man fishes, with a flashlight and a shotgun :P #Monsterdon

Octoman takes his craft seriously and works hard often he doesn't even take coffee breaks between attacks #Monsterdon

@moira #Monsterdon yeah, they're even animated (kinda) - they move in his face,

like that was completely random music for an octaman attack, right?

#monsterdon

"It's gonna take more than a couple of shots to bring that thing down" Yeah.. I'm thinking of breaking out at least two bottles. #Monsterdon #Octaman

Title drop! . . . in a visual sense.
A picture says a thounsand words. And this is "Octoman Octoman Octoman" printed out over and over.
#Monsterdon #Octoman

@starkraving666 Damn, now I want to see Octaman's headlights. #monsterdon #octaman #euphemismfortits

@moira "I only do eyes!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon

GONDOR HONKS FOR AID #monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net And the prosthetic eye when the guy got killed in the flashback was pretty tremendous too!
#Monsterdon #Octaman

Now now, a poor Octaman blames his tools. #Monsterdon

Don't damage the Science Winnabego!

#monsterdon

Hey octaman! Turn off your fucking brights! #octaman #monsterdon

Soundtrack suddenly starts channeling Hawaii Five-Oh :P #Monsterdon

@whatstheruckus ouch

thanks dad

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @socketwench definitely the foley artist and the soundtrack dude #monsterdon

Love the A-Team music as Octaman attacks.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

This is some questionable monster attack music. #monsterdon #octaman

@RobynGoodfellow (they wouldn't know...) #monsterdon

someone worked _really hard_ on those eyes, seriously, i mean look at them, more detail there than anywhere else in the suit and maybe the whole movie #monsterdon

i think he was named Johnny because it sounds so good when screamed #monsterdon

"It held me like a nest of snakes."

I don't think this is right. Let's come up with something better..

It held me like...
a bunch of suckers
an unpaid prostitute
my best friend's mom

#Monsterdon #Octaman
#Monsterdon #Octaman

#Monsterdon OCTAMAN NO LIKE WINNEBAGOS!!

some music by atari 2600 #monsterdon

@moira WHY, WHAT HAVE YOU HEA... nuthin! #monsterdon

#monsterdon come on, scientists. Put it together. It's not a complicated plot.

@CactuarJoe SPOCK. HELP ME. SPOCK. #monsterdon #octaman

@moira hey no kink-shaming! uh i mean, i have no idea... #monsterdon

Octoman's got him in an illegal choke hold! But the ref doesn't see it. Octoman is going to make him bleed the hard way.
#Monsterdon #Octoman

This guy's facial lines and moustache make it look like he's smiling while talking about the dude dying.
#Octaman #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “The killer must have taken it.” Dude is sitting there with huge suction scars and they’re talking like it’s Midsommar Murders.

uh

how do you know what it feels like to be held by a nest of snakes

#monsterdong #monsterdon

@trixter Scientists and a carny found an octopus mutant with human DNA that mews like a cat. Also a man-sized one is killing people. Lot of talk about Hiroshima. #Monsterdon #Octaman

is Guy Implausibly Survives Monster Attack on the bingo card? #monsterdon

@strangefour @yatsu I might have to go back to that later! #monsterdon #octaman

"hold me like a nest of snakes ❤️" #monsterdon

Heh, Octaman's doing the Uhura thing. He's gonna lure the horny dopes up to the ridge and then OctaKirk and OctaSpock will ambush them :P #Monsterdon

"It held me…like a nest of snakes" #Monsterdon

@yatsu Ooo, I like camping... #monsterdon #octaman

Octaman just misses his Octomom. Next week on Maury.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

So this monster will give you hickeys and leave bodily fluids trailing from your mouth...
#Octaman #Monsterdon

@moira as long as he got the ball first?! #RefSaysPlayOn #Monsterdon

@floatybirb Wait! What about “Scientist stereotype”? +2 Intelligence -2 Sex Appeal #Monsterdon

"I am taking this paint back to the Home Depot, I am NOT painting the baby room in gendered colors!" #Monsterdon

oh dammit i was lied to, man still lives #Monsterdon

@trixter lots of setting up camp, lots of Octopus/Man rubber suit stabs idiots with dull tentacle. #monsterdon

On the minus side, illegal chokehold, on the plus side, not a cop, _and_ he dies. #monsterdon

this wasn't the kitchen guy killed #monsterdon

I am late for #monsterdon but I'm just jumping ahead in the movie, what did I miss? #octaman

Oh well, dead rich guy's good, too. #Monsterdon

welp... at least we know they didn't shoot this in Puerto Rico cuz those are not coquís

#Octaman
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo

@moira no but listen there are crickets #monsterdon

Octoman vs Crocosaurus!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

*banging pots and pans together* C'mon Octaman! We got a niiiiice juicy 70s dudebro here for ya! Heeeeere Octaman! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Surprise Octaman buttsecks! And, you die.

ideal ending: octaman, dark-haired lady, and Lead Scientist form a thruple, adopt all the octopus babies, and go off to live a happy life, but not before absolutely slaughtering the "woman's place is in the kitchen" turd. #monsterdon

@ryan I'm not even sure which guy you mean, but yes #Monsterdon

Just sayin', if Octaman eats Kitchen Guy, I'll check off my Sympathy for the Monster square right there. #Monsterdon