@JenYetAgain The mutant freshwater lake octopus. That walks on two legs, and has several others poking out whereever. and has compound vision, but not compound eyes. #monsterdon #octaman
Yay, it's The Sea! #monsterdon #octaman
oh good, someone's coming to rescue us, let me grab my GUN #monsterdon
ha! he made it out! now's his chance to fuck off into the sea and leave this movie behind-- oh. he's going back. #monsterdon
BTW bushy beard guy was the designated black of the movie (first one to die). i guess all that hair made him look like a brunette King Kong 🙄
Thanks for the closeup on Davido's ankles, Directorman. >_> #Monsterdon
My whole week has been building up to this suspenseful conclusion. #Monsterdon
Are you losing at tic-tac-toe? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Ah, we have MindMeld With Human Female again.
@socketwench Takes some time off to get away. Maybe take the kids to the mountains. #Monsterdon #Octaman
What're you, _four?!_ #monsterdon
Is... Is she experiencing psychic communication with Octaman? #Monsterdon
The monster definitely awakened something in that lady.
#Octaman #Monsterdon
Steve lost money playing Tic-Tac-Toe. :facepalm:
"I'll go, I'm small!"
I'm guessing that line was written before casting? #monsterdon
@Taweret lol yeah, again with the best stories starting with bad decisions
she's fond of it, too! #monsterdon
oh good, they brought a floodlight into the cave with them #monsterdon
@diazona the communication in this film was TOP NOTCH!? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon More psychic connection! Susan x Octaman
This is like a live action skit of Dig Dug.
now is the time in the movie where we start to wonder how in the everloving fuck they are going to wrap this up in 7 minutes or so #monsterdon
Is she dreaming about her time with the monster?
"Back! Back and to the left!"
#Monsterdon #Octoman
Wait are those TIRE tracks?
this was the time before LEDs and Lithium-Ion batteries #monsterdon
now finish climbing out, get a smoke bomb, light it, and DROP IT BACK DOWN THE CHUTE #monsterdon
Oh yeah, Davido. All that beadwork shouldn't get in the way #monsterdon
"Water and drowning if we're lucky!" Yeah, I want you to die, too, carny. I'm on the hideous octopod's side here. #Monsterdon
@Taweret Ref is checking the VR for euphemusms, back to you Jim #monsterdon
RIP davido's pristine white outfit #monsterdon
They found Johnny, the Dr. Moreau creation. He is the result of splicing Jason Alexander's and James Mason's dna into the perfect background character.
Octaman in cave
#Monsterdon #Octaman
#FakeMovieFacts: Octaman would later be released on the international film market under the title "Squid Game."
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#Monsterdon
#Octaman
Oh yeah, when there's a cave in, the air goes bad in seconds. To everyone knows that. #monsterdon
#monsterdon sound of the world's longest cave in while the director figures out how to use some of the film that didn't turn out
FAKE SUBMARINE??? #Monsterdon
i can't believe this thing doesn't have moving parts on its face
#octaman #monsterdon
@sean with the salt creatures mouth too #Monsterdon
I was wondering what #monsterdon and #octaman is
clicked to have a look
:firefish_takobocchi:
Octaman is getting ready to do his best Rorschach impression.
"...I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me!"
OMG LMAO SUBMARINE REFERENCE #octaman #monsterdon
@Taweret You say that like it's a good thing
i remember a movie too, unfortunately it's this one #monsterdon
Wait. First they trapped Octoman in a circle of fire to "try and starve him of oxygen" and now the Octoman has trapped them in a cave filled with ":bad air."
Squiddly Diddly is getting revenge.
#Monsterdon #Octoman
actual coughing, don't trust the safety officers on this flick. #monsterdon
Damn, they're alive. :/ #Monsterdon
It's the 70's you can't be in a cave and not have a cave in. That's just in the rules. #Monsterdon #Octaman
Oh, he killed the whole cast! Thanks, Octaman! #Monsterdon
@blogdiva And yet he's the most sympathetic character in the movie! #Monsterdon
@blogdiva well, that makes sense! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon “Fresh tracks”…. ROFL.
When I needed a rest, I always indicate that by taking off my hat and throwing it into the darkness. #monsterdon
"Let's all go deeper into the dark cave" is never a good idea in these movies. #Monsterdon #Octaman
jfc htis is a roomy cave #monsterdon
@howler0502 no, happy ending extra? #monsterdon
@yatsu Somehow. #monsterdon #octaman
Precioussssss, where is it preciousssss #Monsterdon
#Octaman made quite a trip to down that tree on the road
not even spelunking will get this guy to stop smoking #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
Now our party of random adventurers enters the monster's cave-lair.
not how I expected that vote to go but ok #monsterdon
teaching the amigos about democracy, right #monsterdon
Now we are in a cave looking for the monster's lair? This really is an episode of 70s Kamen Rider facing a monster of the week. Only no karate bugman is gonna show up to kick ass.
#Monsterdon #Octoman
@AnotherDayInHell now I know how all the Octababies are going to play beer pong when they get to college
Need a tow-cable? Just attach it to your bumper.
@CactuarJoe Commas are vrry important! 🤣 #monsterdon
"...now is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho"
strong stuff #monsterdon
please say someone put glue on that accellerator #monsterdon
well we made this guy wade around in a hot lake in the octaman suit, what are we gonna do, not use the footage #monsterdon
@cheribaker Is that why horses always seem nervous?! #monsterdon
@combatwombat@hachyderm.io Octaman did it first!
#Monsterdon #Octaman
@floatybirb aha we are at the same scene #Monsterdon
come on, winnebego! #monsterdon
I'm sorry, that was mean. #Monsterdon
suddenly, NIGHT TIME #monsterdon
STOP IT WITH THE ATARI 2600 BEET-BEET FFS WE GET IT ITS THE CREATURE'S HEARTBEAT NOW STOP #monsterdon
NICE ZIPPER, ASSHOLE #Monsterdon
Meanwhile, a hundred miles away... #Monsterdon
@Taweret Oh man. is this gonna culminate with Octoman vs RV? #Monsterdon
@Taweret octopus monster or RV, have you ever seen them both in the same room? i rest my case. #monsterdon
An impressive barricade of.. um.. not an exceptionally large tree. Guess we're trapped. #Monsterdon #Octaman
@Zander Octopod version of tinnitus, poor guy needs to see an ear specialist :/ #Monsterdon
#monsterdon 57:15 LOOK OUT THERE'S A GIANT CRICKET JUST OFFSCREEN
either the octaman is on screen or the rv is. those are the only two modes this movie has
Oh, now they're waiting till it's light out before doing things. Hunting Octaman in the dark wasn't dangerous, but driving?
#Octaman #Monsterdon
iiiii know a place
where the creature can hide
and the light is so down low
i know a place
where i can rat out octaman like the weaselly traitor i am
@joewynne It disappeared, mysteriously, and the woman shacked up with octaman afterwards?! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
Happily, there are all these nicely graded roads in this wilderness that we can drive our Winnebago on.
@joewynne @CactuarJoe I keep thinking about how dangerous it is to be in that costume in the water like that #monsterdon #octaman
oh nooo they captured #Octaman 😢
"...let's make tracks, doc"
"but we still have plenty of toilet paper"
#monsterdon sounds of the <s>unseen world</s> every track off record 7 in the library's sound effects compilation set played at once