the fake lava is gorgeous but dang that does not look like lava

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That lava looks delicious. #Monsterdon

the effects are fun tho

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I don't think any of this engineering is realistic sorry

@oliphant eh. All his shirts have those stupid puffy sleeves. I'd just as soon go shirtless.

[seinfeld-i-don't-wanna-be-a-pirate dot gif]

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Oh no. The volcano is leaking tempera.

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Lol, Nemo is going to leave you chumps to die. #Monsterdon

im getting ad breaks on tubi like every fucking 10 minutes jesus fucking christ

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oh, bummer, someone thought up a plan. i was really hoping we could end the film by discovering them thousands of years later, a la Pompei. #monsterdon

Wait. You want to use the balloon that crash landed you here BECAUSE IT RIPPED, and you want to use it to hold air at pressure? #monsterdon

Verne's stuff always seems to end with a volcano. #Monsterdon

Yes yes.Okay big volcano angry, but like where are the giant animals? Shouldn't there me a chicken stampede or something going on?
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Isn't the Nautilus floating? It may not be able to go underwater but...

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me in a sex shop: "unfortunately it would be too small for... my needs."

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So convenient how everything just keeps on showing up when they need it

and of course the thing the ladies are most excited about: a mirror

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herbert herbert herbert herbert

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@davesdogmaggie I wonder if he would have called it N

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They should let the bees domesticate them. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Isn't this flotation scheme the reverse of what they tried to do in #godzillaminusone ? 😉

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Oh come on! Instead of watching island destroying volcano, while staying motionless, & babbling get a fucking move on ... fuuuckk ...

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Oh my God he's just got an Oompaloompaon a treadmill in there

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#monsterdon There wasn't any hope, just endless tapeworms, KAREN.

#Monsterdon Engine? Nah, I've turned this into a still - moonshine for everyone!

Did he reverse the polarity?

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If Nemo were alive now, he’d own X. #Monsterdon

herbert

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@amyfou Doomed to work with dumbasses #monsterdon

having even one character who did stuff would help so much

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This movie's climax of aquatic salvage approaches.....slowly....

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"because contact with my own species has always disappointed me"

relateable...

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#Monsterdon the seashell scuba suits are just great

Uh oh Nemo is going to get bullied into being a man now in the traditional way

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If Nemo had a harpsichord things would get done #monsterdon

Dudes! Stop shaking the camera and run!

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"I'm a realist." Now let's go load my giant sheep into the sunken pirate ship! #Monsterdon

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OMG Nemo == Chief Inspector Dreyfus!

This was a seriously harsh jump cut. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Would Nemo be a streamer nowadays? In this essay I will

@YsengrinWolf That's okay, Earths Crust you can try again later? #Monsterdon

the civil war, famously a war over food supplies #monsterdon

When your host is playing the standard haunted house music on his organ, then you should be scared. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lets run away. Like big manly men! We can hide in my ship. It's full of seamen… I'll play the organ. Put your tulips on it! BLOW! BLOW KAREN BLOW!

you don't need shaving why do you think you need to shave your....

oh

carry on

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#monsterdon they literally made monster hunter scuba gear and there are nerds on here complaining about the pacing

@ColesStreetPothole Supersize Me hadn't been made before then #monsterdon

Shellmets™ (trademarked)

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I think together we've learned many things during this movie. We've learned that clothes fall off at different rates. We've learned that you can have sunken boats and submarines but you'll always wonder why you didn't just build that fucking raft or steal that submarine when you had the chance. Also, Captain Nemo is kind of a dick and won't share any of his clothes.

I'm not sure if that couple is getting married, but do we even care at this point?

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Toccata en Fuggetaboutit!

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... and we're going to visiting the oddly Grecian-Roman ruins of Lumeria while wandering about the sea floor.

Oh, darn, the volcano is erupting ahead of schedule.

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Oh no, we're too late! Only now do we realize the folly of spending a whole day sightseeing in the ruins of Atlantis. #monsterdon

@Taweret they gotta ride bees to new zealand (prior art: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pM0yccsZWo )

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Herbert really is just a simple minded lad. #Monsterdon

@faoluin Yeah 'cause every other ancient culture had the sense to *not* drop their cities into the ocean

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So they get scuba shells but still no fresh clothes? Movie, you just like hairy chests, don't you?

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#Monsterdon i feel like the top of the vessel might not be airtight

@jonny there is a lot of music so not much I reckon #Monsterdon

calling it "granite house" was such a huge miss on naming potential but i'll give them credit for how making it look like nostrils for no reason made it clear when it was being blown up
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"Do you only know vampire music Captain Nemo?"

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THE HORN SECTION DEMANDS SACRIFICE!

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lets stand here instead of doing literally anything

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Classic Greek architecture at the bottom of the Pacific. Of course.

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"Is it starting now!?"

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK GENIUS #Monsterdon

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R'lyeh?

man Tubi sure is doing a lot more ads than usual tonight

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It's shaking like the bridge of the enterprise

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Middle of the Pacific and we have Greek temples and Egyptian statuary. This is reminding me of the Runestone in that Gamera movie. #monsterdon

@ramsey @moira If only we got to see giant lemurs #monsterdon

Ooh that volcano looks a lot better than my science project! 🌋

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"Throw yourself randomly around on the beach! Like in TNG!" - The Director

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the fact that the electric gun floats seems like it could be pretty annoying

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@ranjit @Taweret even bioluminescent fleas do it!
(but not really, that's a different chemical process)

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KABLOOIE

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Finally building a raft instead of a boat

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I'm just saying, if you bought me the ticket for this movie, you'd be the one being like, "Dude, we can just GO" and I'd be like, "No, fuck it, I'm staying out of spite at this point. I want to see how the volcano blows up."

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Snail Shell backpack and gear?
#Halloween is coming
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No no no y'all need to get out of there this is how you wake Cthulhu

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Oh look, Atlantis!

I think it's a rule that ancient cities can only contain Greek, Roman, or Egyptian architecture.

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@jonny No one knows nor seems to care.
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Gosh, will this movie get anywhere?
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I am really digging the sea shell outfits and the underwater ray gun. 😂 More of this please.
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Now it's a science fair volcano!

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Who did anyone have lost civilization under the Pacific with Greco-Roman themes on their #bingocard

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The volcano was the real monster all along. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh the fuck you have energy weapons! We don't have energy weapons! We could open this bag of cheese if we did! Think of the humanity! Surounded by impossible to open cheese bags!

They’re just four lost souls walking through a fishbowl… #Monsterdon

A kind of Egyptish Rome in the Pacific...

But enough of this, back to the escape plan

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This city had been destroyed by a volcano, and there was no lava flow or ash anywhere on any of these buildings. #monsterdon

"...look upon my works, ye shell people, and despair!"

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I like imagining how many lost at sea island weeks went by during each of these cutscenes where they are learning all the island ways

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@cheribaker Those backpacks would have sold like crazy during back to school season, you know #monsterdon

@moira I feel seen! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

"Abby, you put the Valley Girl in the basket or you get the hosers again!"

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#Monsterdon poor guy thinks not having enough food grown causes war, not inequality of distribution

@StephenTallentyre A group of people watch a selected monster movie at the same time and toot about it! #Monsterdon

Hey

What kind of movie is this

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PACIFIC ISLAND GREEK RUINS WHY

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They killed the chocobo. Shoulda tamed it. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

what the fuck is going on #monsterdon

Ahhhh ... we're going to talk raising the pirate ship to death.

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I want a snail backpack. And a goofy shell hat. Haha. So stupid and fun. #Monsterdon