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Luckily the volcano that erupted was the matte painting volcano and not the stock footage volcano so I think they'll be OK
wait I spoke to soon it's both of them, interspersed with each other.
they're doomed
#monsterdon Some bright red eyes, a tentacle flails, a harpsichord plays a salty lick in C Minor...
This octopus was desperately needed in that other movie a few weeks ago.
Was Cousteau involved in this damn movie?
#Monsterdon Shit, Capt Nemo is going to cure world hunger? This MF flexing for the horizon!
Oh good, thank fuck for giant octopus.
Huh, are they actually gonna kill off a character? Color me shocked. #Monsterdon
how did they make the glass facemasks for the helmets?
The octopus hates the accent too. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
OH LOOK HE'S GOING IN THE SUBMARINE I WONDER WHY
#monsterdon
Nemo: "Don't worry, I have a pair of orca hand puppets"
"oh yeah there's an ancient city down here I guess" #monsterdon
YAY TENTACLES
Oh no, a giant giant squid!
@apLundell much easier to make goat leather... Wait
#Monsterdon
Don't worry Nemo, that'll buff right out.
@jonny ride the beeeeees
We have like FIVE minutes left. What is going on? How will they wrap all this up in 5 minutes!? #monsterdon
That "lava" looked like molten metal ...
Woo! Giant Octopus! Who brought the giant hat? How many arms did Harryhausen get this time? #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
This is what you get for playing the harpsichord. Will you never LEARN? #Monsterdon
@ColesStreetPothole How does an honest working man afford a giant crab to feed his struggling family? #monsterdon
@bigtuffal it's #monsterdon baby no need to be rude
YES, YES⦠YES!
[pounding the table]
GIANT CEPHALOPOD
Edit: I stand corrected, movie. Forgive me, GIANT NAUTILUS
We've got tentacles, people :tentacles:
At least Dr Phibes knew how to play a pipe organ.
RELEASE THE SEAMONSTER already! #Monsterdon
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have I missed the giant octopus already
#monsterdon This is when I'm sad because nobody from Galicia may be watching this movie. Lots of octopus jokes
Good things they didn't decide to cut up the balloon cloth to make clothes
#Monsterdon
I've got a better idea, said the person who wasn't in this movie. Let's all float your fancy bachelor pad to the nearest port rather than going after a waterlogged ship with a fucking hole in it.
Man, this movie spent almost an hour on βslowly do a survivalismβ when there were pirates and submarines and anomalous undersea ruins the whole time. Really didnβt understand the assignment. #monsterdon
It's Sauron!
#monsterdon Oh look, it's the magma of the lord⦠great. Which one of you didn't confess to your bodice-ripping desires?!?
Wait, they stopped repairing the ship to make some underwater walkround while the women work?
#Monsterdon
OCTOPUS
It would have been easier to get the chicken to pull up the pirate ship.
TOR WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PUTTING THE OCTOPUS AWAY
we've got less than 10 minutes, so I'm guessing this plan just works and the movie suddenly ends
but maybe we'll get one last cool VFX set piece to go out on
I'm not saying that #Monsterdon needs a catch-phrase or motto, but tonight's movie has given us a gem that we all seem to find very relatable:
"because contact with my own species has always disappointed me"
OH SHIT! GODZILLA IS HERE!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
Cmon giant cuttlefish #monsterdon
@fluffy I thought you said a minor, and I was nodding, yup! better than Bee flat! #Monsterdon
the giant chickens are probably all out roosting peacefully on the ocean and you could have just ridden some of them or something #monsterdon
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seriously shell scuba gear needs to happen
Okay an electric gun underwater is a TERRIBLE idea but the aesthetics of the thing are impeccable.
@Zerofactorial
Why did the pirates even attack? There's nothing of value on this island to raid. π€·ββοΈ
#Monsterdon
The captain, the LAND captain, has a better understanding of physics than old timey Tony Stark. #Monsterdon
so... all this time you had a balloon that it would have taken you half an hour to repair, AND a raft, AND plenty of supplies to build a large basket. okay.
#monsterdon
Some excellent lava footage here.
#monsterdon The sexytime bellows stoped pumping. It eventually got tired and reached its refractory period. Any more pumping and the screaming would become unpleasant.
the fake lava is gorgeous but dang that does not look like lava
That lava looks delicious. #Monsterdon
the effects are fun tho
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I don't think any of this engineering is realistic sorry
@oliphant eh. All his shirts have those stupid puffy sleeves. I'd just as soon go shirtless.
[seinfeld-i-don't-wanna-be-a-pirate dot gif]
Oh no. The volcano is leaking tempera.
Lol, Nemo is going to leave you chumps to die. #Monsterdon
oh, bummer, someone thought up a plan. i was really hoping we could end the film by discovering them thousands of years later, a la Pompei. #monsterdon
Wait. You want to use the balloon that crash landed you here BECAUSE IT RIPPED, and you want to use it to hold air at pressure? #monsterdon
Yes yes.Okay big volcano angry, but like where are the giant animals? Shouldn't there me a chicken stampede or something going on?
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
Verne's stuff always seems to end with a volcano. #Monsterdon
Isn't the Nautilus floating? It may not be able to go underwater but...
me in a sex shop: "unfortunately it would be too small for... my needs."
So convenient how everything just keeps on showing up when they need it
and of course the thing the ladies are most excited about: a mirror
herbert herbert herbert herbert
@davesdogmaggie I wonder if he would have called it N
They should let the bees domesticate them. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
Isn't this flotation scheme the reverse of what they tried to do in #godzillaminusone ? π
Oh come on! Instead of watching island destroying volcano, while staying motionless, & babbling get a fucking move on ... fuuuckk ...
Oh my God he's just got an Oompaloompaon a treadmill in there
#monsterdon There wasn't any hope, just endless tapeworms, KAREN.
#Monsterdon Engine? Nah, I've turned this into a still - moonshine for everyone!
Did he reverse the polarity?
If Nemo were alive now, heβd own X. #Monsterdon
herbert
@amyfou Doomed to work with dumbasses #monsterdon
having even one character who did stuff would help so much
This movie's climax of aquatic salvage approaches.....slowly....
#Monsterdon the seashell scuba suits are just great
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Uh oh Nemo is going to get bullied into being a man now in the traditional way
If Nemo had a harpsichord things would get done #monsterdon
Dudes! Stop shaking the camera and run!
"I'm a realist." Now let's go load my giant sheep into the sunken pirate ship! #Monsterdon
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OMG Nemo == Chief Inspector Dreyfus!
This was a seriously harsh jump cut. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Would Nemo be a streamer nowadays? In this essay I will
@YsengrinWolf That's okay, Earths Crust you can try again later? #Monsterdon
When your host is playing the standard haunted house music on his organ, then you should be scared. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Lets run away. Like big manly men! We can hide in my ship. It's full of seamen⦠I'll play the organ. Put your tulips on it! BLOW! BLOW KAREN BLOW!
you don't need shaving why do you think you need to shave your....
oh
carry on
#monsterdon they literally made monster hunter scuba gear and there are nerds on here complaining about the pacing
@ColesStreetPothole Supersize Me hadn't been made before then #monsterdon
Shellmetsβ’ (trademarked)
I think together we've learned many things during this movie. We've learned that clothes fall off at different rates. We've learned that you can have sunken boats and submarines but you'll always wonder why you didn't just build that fucking raft or steal that submarine when you had the chance. Also, Captain Nemo is kind of a dick and won't share any of his clothes.
I'm not sure if that couple is getting married, but do we even care at this point?
Toccata en Fuggetaboutit!
... and we're going to visiting the oddly Grecian-Roman ruins of Lumeria while wandering about the sea floor.
Oh, darn, the volcano is erupting ahead of schedule.