The eternal struggle of reading the Monsterdon feed vs the subtitles

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I can't believe I'd never heard of MR. VAMPIRE before but that was a hell of a movie. Indeed a marvelous palate cleanser for the ponderous thing that preceded it. Would love to see the sequels sometime.

Thanks @ryan for the second showing, and have a nice week everybody!

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Now that I’ve reheated some pizza, I’m gonna skip out on #WrongFrogs to watch the next episode of X-Files in my queue — which seems to be a season 5 episode about vampires, appropriately enough!

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[Coffee Is Served]

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Well, I didn't know I wanted a martial arts vampire action comedy, but I got a martial arts vampire action comedy, and it was awesome! An excellent palate cleanser after the official event earlier. Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everyone who stuck around for posting! See you next time...

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lmao this guy knocked the talisman off the vampire twice

good job IDIOT

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see, what THE HUNGER could have used was more practice of traditional rites and more slapstick humor. MR. VAMPIRE understands this

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the coffee antics are very good

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Tuning into @miru for the #MonsterdonDoubleFeature of MR. VAMPIRE (1985) which looks like a fine palate cleanser of silliness

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god this choreo is cool

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Parents just don’t understand… me and my ghoulfriend are in LOVE!

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I *knew* this mixed-rice problem was going to involve someone manually separating the grains

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really cool stunts, too

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this is such a fun set of piss-takes on jiangshi. funny, tense, dramatic!

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Okay. This movie rules.

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Temu Columbo measures everyone’s fingernails

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completely night and day. this movie has characters with character traits, a setting with other things going on in the background, events that occur in a series

and, importantly, the undead doing anything interesting

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The ghost was *incensed*

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Hop his ass

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So is it the *amount* of glutinous rice or the *purity* of the glutinous rice that gives it its anti-vampire powers? Or does long-grain rice act as an antidote to glutinous rice? #VampireScience needs to know

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and now we get rotoscoping for Sifu's mystical practices, heck yea

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Like a T-Rex… if you don’t breathe they can’t see you

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this choreo is so tight, it rocks

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Typical teen hijinx like mind controlling each other into stripping

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*angry bird sounds*

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China is so far ahead of everyone in reusable energy. They're even putting solar panels on random old men.
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Uncle Gau clearly never watched that Futurama episode about snoo snoo

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Ghost abstinence prevents sexually transmitted demons

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cutie-pie rat actors are like "why?? are you shake?????"

but also just happy to be here

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[Tea is served]

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Typical teen hijinx like splashing chicken blood ink in each other’s faces

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Coffee Watch must be having a field day with this one

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A corpse must be buried in the family plot in one's hometown, Lam Chingying is a Taoist priest who keeps the corpses under control til he gets them back there. A corpse cowboy, if you will.

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Everything I know about what happens to us after we die, I know from Mr Vampire

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Thanks @ryan so much for one of my all time faves!

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okay now THIS is an epic vampire death scene

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"Come suck out the vampire's breath"

:yikes:

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The soundtrack to this Jiangshi battle kinda slaps

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Long grain rice in our glutinous rice???

This is a case for... Trading Standards!

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Uncle Gau and the no-good very bad day

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Women in my life have also been repelled by the spell written on my chest in chicken blood

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Y'know an explanation of Chinese ghost lore wouldn't hurt here

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Our ghost definitely didn't go to all that trouble of setting up a fake molestation to get a lecture on virtue

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In broad day-for-night-light

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ghostly romantic interlude incoming

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It's official: Uncle Ben's won't save you in the goengsi apocalypse.

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Jiangshi action comedy is S-tier #Monsterdon

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Shaun Of The Un-dead Hopping Vampires

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Best vampire death scene

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🔥 🔥 🔥

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Just waiting for a kung fu fight to break out

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A long pinky nail was a status symbol for Chinese intellectuals, showing they didn't need their hands for manual labour of peasants or soldiers

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We have fingerprints, they have fingernail length

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Aww, a teddy snake!

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*ghost gets beaned in the head with a tree branch*

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@diazona

But she's corporeal

[BONK]

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I mean, lying in a coffin, sure, but, like, is he cursing his bad luck to have these two knuckleheads messing around with it

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@Terencio I'm not sure it would have made that much difference if you stayed

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@ohiofi 😂

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@diazona

It's the magic of the vertical burial.

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Perfectly preserved after 20 years in a coffin, huh

not at all suspicious

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Lam Chingying is a Taoist priest, basically saying "those Buddhists! What a bodge job they did!"

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@Terencio

Slaps

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@klu9 I get not knowing how to drink coffee, but they were also confused about those pastries, which are common enough at Chinese restaurants (although I suppose nowadays, so is coffee)

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Unclear if any of these characters have eaten before

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Thirsty!

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@SnoopJ yes so much

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@brooke nooooo

but you're not (much) too late to join in for Mr. Vampire on @miru if you like

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