Yellow radiation suit, and another great hat! #Monsterdon

Shouldn't they maybe have the tops of their hazmat suits on or somthing? #monsterdon

#monsterdon well, at least they're colorful

@sean This wins #Monsterdon. Thanks for playing.

How deep will they bow... will they/won't they, when they ask for Mothra's help? #Monsterdon

Skeleton Turtle wants some attention.

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

#Monsterdon Not that there's been coffee - this plot can really get rolling

Writer 1 : Ok, we need to give this newspaper side-kick guy a personality.

Writer 2 : What if he's always carrying an egg around?

Writer 1 : PERFECT!

#monsterdon

We stole your egg and won’t give it back please help us. #Monsterdon

Huh. Wonder what tower that was. It ain't red so it's not Tokyo Tower.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

i wasted all this time and money and all i got for it is some goddamn fairies #monsterdon

"lead Godzilla to the coast"

GODZILLA WILL BE LED BY NO MAN

#Monsterdon

And as the sun sets on the first day of Godzilla destruction, we pause for Mothra station identification. #Monsterdon

@kurth He's on keto #monsterdon

@moira i would if he’d give me the egg #monsterdon

Newspaper guy: "When I was young, I ate four dozen eggs, so I could grow strong and large. Now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

#Monsterdon COFFEE SIGN! AT LAST!

"This may sound unscientific, but through the fairies, we might be able to ask Mothra for help." #Monsterdon

Nice to see a world map projection with Japan at the center #monsterdon

@kurth i would not want to spend a lot of time with this guy in a cab

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

"how did you think of it?"

well, a kaiju showed up and that reminded me of the other kaiju we just saw so

#monsterdon

That guy is way too shouty. #monsterdon

Not Lois Lane, Perry White, Jimmy Olsen, and Clark Kent at the Not Daily Planet. #Monsterdon

“You’re a zoologist. How do we defend against Godzilla?”
“I work at a ZOO.”
#Monsterdon

Godzilla trips over a cliff because he can't see it through all the smoke from the missing missiles.

#Monsterdon

Mister general man had a LOT of coffee before the briefing. #Monsterdon

Godzilla really really hates your pagoda #monsterdon

Missing #monsterdon because I'm trying to regain forward momentum on some #rocketry projects.

yeah, find a non-populated area, godzilla seems a little unsteady on his feet. he did just wake up, after all. #monsterdon

...So did the special effects guys just plant a bunch of explosives in the sand and have the guy in the suit walk over them? That sounds... Not safe. #Monsterdon

@fen yes godzilla is just an eepy boi with the clumsies today

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@Louisa Godzillio #monsterdon

godzilla's screams as he claws the historical buildings are really anguished cries of 'WHY DID WE HAVE TO SPLIT THE ATOM' #Monsterdon

These ship launched rockets are pretty baller. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

You can lead a kaiju to the coast, but you can't make him fuck off.

#monsterdon

These dang Americans. They love their big guns, but they couldn't hit a barn from the inside.

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

If Godzilla is guilty of anything it's just being a little clumsy, poor guy. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

What kaiju movies lack in CGI, they make up for in screaming extras #monsterdon

YOU MISSED. #Monsterdon

NOW we get proper Evacuations. (^_^)-b #monsterdon

This meeting is a bit cock-heavy.....damn their patriarchal hides.

#monsterdon

yeah slipping is embarrassing. i would go even more berserk, too #monsterdon

Not the feudal castle!! #Monsterdon

Godzilla, King of the Monsters, Terror of the Earth
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

I miss Godzilla's cat ears #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh. NOW you evacuate!?! You had be be sure?

This Godzilla fella is a klutz

#monsterdon
#MothraVsGodzilla

Oh, this is the American section. Boo, get the white boys off the screen. #Monsterdon

we used to have frontier at our house i can assure you there is no less powerful telephone provider

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Those of us watching the dub get the American military now. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@RobynGoodfellow The next one wasn't even intentional either, he slipped in the ditch

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

That tail erectly erupting from the ground and the Godzilla climbing out of the sand is so burned into my brain it feels like it was the first thing I saw in any Godzilla movie. It's just how he should show up to me. Not out of the sea but bursting from the Earth itself.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

😬 ah you better give those ladies their egg back #monsterdon

@paco titular character exemption. No justification required. #Monsterdon

Why is the Geiger counter man wearing white gloves? Fashion?
#Monsterdon

Ah, Godzilla's one weakness -- sudden elevation changes. Also subway tunnels! #Monsterdon

All run to your designated Godzilla-shelters #monsterdon

I love me some good stop motion. At least I think that's what godzilla walking is here...

#Monsterdon

Hah! It wasn't even intentional. He just got his tail stuck in the tower. Like "Dammit this thing has a mind of it's own. Get over here." #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@RobynGoodfellow "Permission to buzz the tower" #NotLikeThat #WrongMovie "GAWEDDAMNED THAT GUY!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla! Do not evacuate. We'll keep you posted. Shelter in place. How bad can it be?

Godzilla's lips waggle when he swings his head back and forth. How endearing.

#Monsterdon

probably wasn't a good idea to build a refinery in Gozilla's back yard no wonder he woke up angry #Monsterdon

Mostly I'm impressed by the people who somehow managed to pack ALL OF THEIR BELONGINGS and load them into a truck in between the announcement five minutes ago and Godzilla walking down their street now. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh hey, a giant tower, don't mind if I doooooooooo

Why was Godzilla underground anyway? It’s not like King Kong vs. Godzilla ended that way, and it’s unusual.

#Monsterdon
#MothraVsGodzilla

Ah, the unmistakable Gojira leitmotif, heavy on the sousaphones #monsterdon

okay, nevermind, that was too short to count. #monsterdon

They just finished rebuilding Tokyo tower after Mothra's last visit. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

C'mon people you know the drill. #Monsterdon

Chubby cheeks Godzilla is the best Godzilla. Fight me. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

Since you mentioned it, every time the Godzilla theme starts i keep expecting a beat to drop 😂

#monsterdon

Aww Godzilla looks kind of cute this time

#Monsterdon

"What is this radioactivity."
My dude you are oblivious and evil.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

THERE HE IS aw buddy. #Monsterdon

(gojira is a sympathetic figure ok. he didn't ask for any of this)

evacuation scenes, mah favorit! #monsterdon

Hooray, Godzilla! Here to kill us for our sins

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla was having such a good time playing in the sand until all those people disturbed him. How rude!

Time to kick some greedy businessman ass. #Monsterdon

A nice dirt bath for Godzilla
#Monsterdon

Okay, Godzilla made landfall near Nagoya. Historically we'd expect him to continue east toward Tokyo, but there's a nonzero chance he diverts to Kyoto and Osaka. Any bets?

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

#Monsterdon What happened to her camera? First it was an antique and now... It's up-to-date 35mm?

WHY IS GODZILLA SO FUZZY AND OUT OF FOCUS ... oh, there we go, somebody cleaned the lens.

#Monsterdon

oh hell yeah, and you thought you just had problems with Mothra #monsterdon

(Photojournalist lady has swapped her big clumsy Speed Graphic for a rather nice SLR with telephoto lens - all the better to capture ... GODZILLA!) #monsterdon

This was before they came up with the Godzilla Evacuation Protocols, so once the giant Kaiju appears you're pretty much on your own. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "It's purely an academic inquiry!" <-- not good enough for the capitalists, as per uzhe.

@apLundell HAIRY DUALSHOCK

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@RobynGoodfellow I maybe didn't realize it was a scale 😂 #Monsterdon

Sandzilla!

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

RADIATION SMASH

I hope

#Monsterdon

@moira Loving the newsroom vibe! #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

#monsterdon MONSTER TAIL

(oh wait no actually the true _true_ villain is Godzilla!!)

Godzilla, playing in the sand. At least we know where the radioactivity came from.

#Monsterdon

How many cute hats is photographer lady gonna have? They are all so adorable. Ascot is nice too.
| #GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

They forgot to walk like Fremen!

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

I like their nuclear fire extinguishers.

#monsterdon

DADDY'S HOOOOOOOOOOME

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Ohhhhhhh dear. Here comes the Big G now. Shit's about to get real!

#Monsterdon

Ruined, open landscape that's quite possibly a miniature? Being tested for radioactivity? *Something* is undoubtedly going to happen there... #monsterdon