Tail first! Godzilla's a breech! Get the midwife! #Monsterdon

Arg, move the camera back! I can't see the glassware set-up well enough to critique it!

#Monsterdon

But it was only a test!

#monsterdon
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That dude MUST be hip! He's got an American car! With fins! #monsterdon

oh, we've seen this hentai...
#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

A seven minute egg?
A seven million minute egg?
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY #Monsterdon

@lytta they're being way too casual about those things #monsterdon

I sense the entrance of another antagonist-- tinted eyeglasses are always a bad sign.

(I should note I'm watching at a bar with the sound off, so I'm only getting the broad strokes here.)

#Monsterdon

Radioactivity! Of course. It was only a matter of time

#Monsterdon

wuh oh, tremors snakes

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#monsterdon The Devil's Ambergris. Are we gonna get a Bob's Burgers B-plot out of this?

If we pretend it's not radioactive,it'll be fine!

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

"I'm a scientist. This is an experiment."

#Monsterdon

That looks less like an incubator than a giant steam table #monsterdon

Don't cameras and electronic equipment start to fail in high radiation environments? #Monsterdon

oh a Mothra might hatch out of this? time to turn one of us into The Fly #monsterdon

A giant, greenish radioactive scale. WHAT COULD IT MEAN? #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

"We're moving ahead in rapid strides!" -- every article in North Korean media

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

You can tell this rock is radioactive by how fast the counter is ticking, and also the warm glow of the sun on your unshielded face. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

eating another egggggg. #Monsterdon #hungry

Oh, you were radioactive, no biggie.

#Monsterdon

Raise your hand if you're sure

#monsterdon
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Egg as collateral...and if it breaks you count the pieces to determine what each is worth? Or does the shell count separately from the contents?

I'm confused as to the ownership implications.

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile at the bath salt chambers ...

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why did you decontaminate us just to stand us next to the radioactive thing again like immediately?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Nowadays we have special lens tilting mechanisms to make things look like a model railroad, in the old days they just used a model railroad.

@moira According to family legend, I was like 3 one of my cousins was giving me a hard time so i smacked her over the head with one. #Monsterdon

"You can't go into the egg compartment until you've been thoroughly doused in Chanel No. 5." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Newspapers have no power. Weird. What century?

@apLundell Oh now there's an idea, come see baby Mothra and get free weed

Or vice versa perhaps?

#Monsterdon

what the hell? are we going to metaluna now?

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Good thing they had an incubation factory next to the beach

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"...they're starting a fire?"
"well yeah, how else would you make an omelet"

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Good bye Mothra. Have fun back on your island. Welp guess this was a really short movie.
Oh wait no. This has become a film about construction and debts unpaid.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

"FAITH IN HUMANS SHATTERED"

You and me both, Mothra.

#Monsterdon

Love these shots of the capitalists standing around sneering at each other. #Monsterdon

Millennium Era makes me want to buy a MiniDisc player, Showa Era makes me want to buy a rotary phone. #Monsterdon

one telephone per line and those things each weigh enough to kill a man

that desk is an assault weapon waiting to be used

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Maybe what'll hatch from the giant egg is whoop-ass, did you consider that? #monsterdon

As much as it wouldn't really help the quality of the movie, I kind of wish they could just ask Mothra to smash a bunch of stuff and get her egg back that way.

Mothra is too nice for that though

#Monsterdon

@trixter one of the few perks of living in the 60s. #monsterdon

Japanese folk in the 1960s got so creative with their moustaches. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Poor but honest fisherman holding out for full price.

aw, rich bastard isn't paying his rent, what a surprise. #monsterdon

Japanese Trump hasn't paid his invoice I'm shocked SHOCKED! #Monsterdon

i wanna rip that game controller off that guy's face

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Now when I see a dense forest I expect to see groves of mushrooms #monsterdon

"Happy Center" probably could have been translated better.

In English that sounds like a dispensary.

#monsterdon

This movie is like half a remake of Mothra. With the added bonus of a giant radioactive thunder lizard.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

This movie has a definite anti-zoo message #monsterdon

@strangefour Is "The Egg" really Jimmy Hoffa? Tonight on Mysterious Mysteries. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@yatsu As is right and just! I trust Mothra to dispense summary justice! #Monsterdon

if this site’s correct the bastard offered only about 150 grand to the fairies #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I sense something bad will happen when the egg hatches

byebye adult mothra #Monsterdon

@athena_rising Halley's waitress vanished once again ^_^

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"Faith in Humans Shattered"

Yep

#monsterdon
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And, away go the Fae Sisters on mothback. Best of luck with the larva when it hatches, suckers.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Can't beat them at
"eye for an eye?" Is it the compound eyes? Not getting it.

@gnomon Oh no, don't worry about it! This is entirely my fault, I accept the consequences, no need for you to avoid spoilers on my account.

It's really not that bad anyway

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon A waitress ... and still NO COFFEE!

This Kurayama guy just invented Fairy Trafficking #monsterdon

You can tell Mr Head Capitalist is the bad guy because he has a mustache (in the shape of the Motorola logo, wtf)

#Monsterdon

Wonder how much Mothra had to pay for parking. #Monsterdon

Those tiny twins cover a lot of ground pretty fast

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"...could we ask a favor?"
"of course, egg guardians."
"could you maybe drill some holes in this box?"

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

This is, what, the fourth kaiju Incident? Japan should have a proper policy about kaiju-related resources that lets the government nationalize giant eggs and the like.

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Have you tried, and I'm just spitballing here, having Mothra destroy all of Tokyo if she doesn't get the egg back? Worked last time. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

if it's not clear, i'm rooting for the fairies and baby mothra #Monsterdon #mothravsgodzilla

C'mon guys, legal means have been exhausted? Time to get up to some good ol' fashioned corporate espionage! Put your big boy pants on and blow up the incubator! #Monsterdon

The capitalists now want to buy the fairies? This is not going to go down well.

#monsterdon

For the record, professor dude ALSO has Elvis hair.

And also for the record, is anybody besides me troubled by the lack of airholes in the fancy Mothra Fairies box? o.O

#Monsterdon

Fairies also continuing the "everyone has amazing hats" steak.
#Monsterdon

Guardians of the Galaxy 5: Egg Guardians

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hope we get to hear the fairies sing the song. already been humming it for the last half hour #monsterdon

businessmen be like "finders keepers if Mothra wanted to keep the egg they should've written their name on it" #Monsterdon

Kramer v Kramer remake but Godzilla v Mothra
#Monsterdon

"We've already got the monster egg, what's a little human trafficking?" #Monsterdon

Oh I'm like three minutes behind on brownface.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

Look, I have read a fairy tale before, so even I know that when you anger the mystery women you meet in the forest, Nothing Good Will Come Of It.
#Monsterdon

Who did you expect? #monsterdon

"They came here to reason with you." You expect capitalists to be amenable to reason? Nearly impossible in real life, laughable in a Godzilla film.

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

They built the incubator greenhouse overnight?

#Monsterdon

Do you think there's a company that makes ornate Mothra Girl boxes, you know, just in case? #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Everyone forgets the plumbing in these movies. Where's the miniature latrine? #Monsterdon

Buy the fairies? wow. #monsterdon

that guy's moustache inspired the Dualshock game controller

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Chaos!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

Shareholders in Happy Corporation aren't going to dig their million plus yen investment washing into the sea through incompetence #monsterdon

That enclosure is absolutely not big enough for whatever hatches.

#Monsterdon
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That's hella good natural camoflage. #monsterdon

i see we're still early enough in the franchise for it to have strong hibakusha narrative themes #Monsterdon

Wish my town had a "Happy Center"

#monsterdon
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Love the 1960s architecture in this flick. Even the industrial stuff is very Modernist. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
"They're not understandin types".

So. They're Python programmers?

🎶 #Kaiju park is frightning in the dark
All the #Mothra eggs are running wild 🎶

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

aw man i wish my religion had a cool mop #monsterdon

#monsterdon "It will return to Infant^WModra island but first, it will cause you all great trouble." "Great trouble?" "It will fuck up all of your shit, okay?"

Foreshadowing a particularly apocalyptic version of the Very Hungry Caterpillar here... #monsterdon