I guess Godzilla doesn't want the complimentary electrolysis.

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Oh, that is... The Godzilla suit actually on fire 😬 #Monsterdon

Walking around in a rubber suit while everything's catching fire seems ... safe? #monsterdon

I don't think insect eggs are generally that large compared to the adult form #monsterdon

Japan military: 12th time is the charm! (tries guns for the 12th time)
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"...start the lightning!"
"I thought it was called Ride The Lightning"

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@Louisa @apLundell I knew this had to become a meme template 👏

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@apLundell #Monsterdon

Godzilla's one weakness: weak ankles #Monsterdon

"Chikusho!"
A a little moment of undubbed over Japanese. While a man is covered in his own blood.
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

Toy planes! Toy planes! #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

"Commence A plan!"

Yes, let's commence a plan! Which plan should we commence? #Monsterdon

ok, how can we make sure to maximize the silliness of these outfits? how about hats...TEAL hats?!

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Did Godzilla kick Mothra’s butt there? #monsterdon

never mind what a way to go, what a way for Mothra Jr. to come in to the world! #monsterdon

@slott56 Inception of the manic pixie dream girl meme #monsterdon

Imagine Godzilla’s humiliation right now. #Monsterdon

THE CIIIIIRRRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE #monsterdon

we’re missing #monsterdon tonight bc we had tickets to a show

idk either i’m excited to find out

I love the randomness of federation in that I get all of someone's past 45 min of monsterdon toots at once when I'm just monitoring the hashtag feed.

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Godzilla can not catch a break today
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my cat makes that same pissed off face as gojira when she's annoyed. good thing she doesn't have an atomic breath attack #monsterdon

Godzilla pratfall!

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@Taweret@octodon.social I mean, it's got 35 pp while Dragon Breath only has 20. If she can keep the attacks from landing, she can outlast him.

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Why is he only ever eating hard boiled eggs? No omlettes? No eggs benedict? No shit on a shingle?
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

It's true. Moths are dusty creatures.

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C'mon, Mothra, you START the fight with Poison Powder! You're not gonna do anything trying to deal the last bit of damage that way :/ #Monsterdon

@apLundell You know it's getting real when Godzilla does the Kubrick Stare.

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"...the spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice really messes up Godzilla."

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@apLundell What's his motivation, though? does it smell good on account of radioactivity? #monsterdon

whup mothra head almost came off there

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The speeded-up kaiju footage is hard to watch.

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Mothra physics has broken me. #Monsterdon

Venomoth inspiration #monsterdon

Okay, now they're just smacking action figures together. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

poor clumsy lizard getting pummeled by magical fairy-moth...

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@YsengrinWolf Token Female had to squeeze her dress in. #Monsterdon

It's a good thing Mothra showed up. Godzilla was totally going to crush that egg.

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Mothra is just spamming Gust

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this is exactly how i feel when i'm reading in bed with the light by my face and a moth gets in #monsterdon

GODZILLA TURN OFF YOUR PORCH LIGHT SHE'LL FLY AWAY

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Mothra flaps violently at Godzilla, eventually grabs his tail, drags him away from the precious (and giant) egg! All utterly ridiculous and honestly quite exciting.

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godzilla: |B

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Godzilla tail seems like a weakness a lot of the time
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@brooke pretty sure that is neither your fault or the cats. #Monsterdon

@apLundell poor guy is looking real rough :( #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Uh Oh, Godzilla's gone omelette crazy

#monsterdon Wow, that is one big ass moth!

@apLundell "Folks, can you believe it?" #Monsterdon

Heh - the Godzilla performer almost busts his ass on the greenhouse foundation.

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@apLundell Godzilla the Grouch is having a bad day, so now you, too, are going to be having a bad day.

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Godzilla used dragon pulse

it doesn't affect Mothra

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...hey so how did mothra lay an egg that big #Monsterdon

Mothra should really be using Fairy Wind here, not Gust. #Monsterdon

I would like to simply be carried around in a box with a twin sister that i would totally have in this scenario. #monsterdon

@Taweret Apparently it's very effective

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If Godzilla sits on the egg and it hatches does that make it a surrogate parent? How does Mothra feel about co-parenting?

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We just happened to have the Fae Sisters carrying box with us, just in case y'all showed up.

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@sean There it is. That's the stuff. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

is he... gonna shoot god-- oh, oh no. but what good is that gonna do. godzilla hates everyone, you can't buy him off, dude. #monsterdon

wait do the fairies bring the box with them or #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla has hands. But. Tail slapping? Why?

Mothra used Gust

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Godzilla that tail is not a precision instrument to break Mothra's egg free! #MothraVsGodzilla #Monsterdon

Still calling her a Thing you know her name 😭 #monsterdon

Oooooo Godzilla is giving that egg a shady look

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Godzilla also looks like he's on his last legs. That suit has seen some shit #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf he likes having a big butt and he cannot lie

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"Are you pondering what I am pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but I don't think even Godzilla can find an onion that large."

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OH DAMN IT I FORGOT #Monsterdon !

mmmm...delicious candy egg, all for Godzilla!

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Godzilla likes smashing things with his tail in the one.

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now obvs as a fairy/bug type mothra has the edge over godzilla a dragon/water type

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@CactuarJoe I love my son so much. I am sad I have never gotten any merch of my baby boy.
#Monsterdon

Godzilla, buddy, c'mon. We've already got one egg obsessed character, we don't need two. #Monsterdon

In the Americanized version they keep calling Mothra "The Thing" RUDE. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

GodzillaCC: Mmm omelet #Monsterdon

Godzilla: »Someone hand me a frying pan« #monsterdon

are we _sure_ Big G is the bad guy in this one?

_Really_ sure?

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godzilla used iron tail

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@apLundell you kniw that guy is just waiting fir them to complain so he can say "here, I'll put you in my pockets" #Monsterdon

Yes, Godzilla! Destroy the financial district! Make the people happy! #Monsterdon

Wow, unexpected human-human blood and violence! Now to run out of the building with that raincoat full of money ... oops, so long. #MothraVsGodzilla #Monsterdon

Clearly the photographer has a new cute outfit in the pocket of each cute outfit she wears. It's the only explanation. #monsterdon

Godzilla crushing the evil capitalists is a goddamn public service.

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Fatal mistake getting in a large building #Monsterdon

Capitalist fight!

#Monsterdon

yaaaas attract DADDY

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take your money and bribe godzilla #monsterdon

definitely thought Mothra was gonna get this guy. but it was greed instead! #monsterdon

@apLundell You have to at least TRY conventional weaponry! #monsterdon

@slott56 shoot while moving came from the porn industry? #JustSpitBallin #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. She changes outfits a lot; she must keep a suitcase in the trunk.

And the capitalist dies in a pile of his money...what could that mean?
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Man, it's gonna feel *real* good when Godzilla vaporizes these guys. #Monsterdon

@lytta @philvuchetich 100% too real

i wrote a version of him into one of my novels as a corrupt Belgian official referred to as "Mr. Butterpot."

#monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Yeah, punch that thieving capitalist in the face.

Thank you!

#monsterdon

tiny tanks <3 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jelly donut face guy is having a bad day

And this is why you never keep your fortune in an unlocked cabinet.

#Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla