#Monsterdon. So silkworms and traditional industry help Japan after the ravages of nuclear war?

Godzilla: And when I said fuck them kids, let me be clear, I meant FUCK THEM KIDS #Monsterdon

oh i see the tailies are finally showing up

this episode of lost is taking forever

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OB: A three hour tooooour. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Catch a Kaiju by the tail, flop around and twist and flail. #Monsterdon

@gnomon Yeah, that's bothering me too. I think they mostly just punted on addressing that issue #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that explains a lot... #monsterdon

Is it just me or are the islanders saying "Santa Claus Santa Claus" at one point in the song?
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

i would like to see adult twin Mothras in a movie, i don’t think they have done it #monsterdon

Quite a lot of pyrotechnics in this one. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@yatsu Mine was accompanied by accordion and dramatic karaoke, you get what you get. #Monsterdon

Are the twins on a revenge hunt against Godzilla? #monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

Good kaiju instincts right from the start! #monsterdon

Who will win: one eepy boy who needs a snack, or two sluggy cuties? #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

o/~ Baby Mothrae
Just a suggestion
Maybe grow wings
Because Godzilla is coming o/~

- Pretty sure NOT the Mothra faeries

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i think every birth should be accompanied by Dramatique Lightning and Singing #monsterdon

I'm beginning to think the male lead exists just solely to grab the photographer lady by the arms. Like, that's his whole role in this film. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe And also, y'know, dead

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Godzilla can’t fight them, they’re BABIES! #monsterdon

@moira Is THAT what the turtle skeleton thing near the beginning was about? Gamera? #monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

#Monsterdon Those caterpie are HUGE!

A temporary fuck-off into the sea? #monsterdon

Top notch egg cracking. #Monsterdon

Man, Godzilla is really going THAT far out of his way just to kill half a dozen kids. Wow. Godzilla really said fuck them kids. #Monsterdon

friend to all children!

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@sean 😂 This makes so much sense

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What's her problem? What did she think was going to come out of a giant moth egg?

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The one saving grace for Godzilla is that the army doesn't have maser tanks trained on him #monsterdon

They've put a LOT of work into this one. 😂 #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhkBAKV1yMg

@apLundell You're disregarding the influence of MAGIC #monsterdon

My god, how is Mothra going to pay the bills now? Twins, and a single mother! #Monsterdon

BABY MOTHRAS! MOTHRAE? #monsterdon

SHE IS REBORN A SLIMY CATERPI- oh there's two i guess this *isnt* a phoenix situation #Monsterdon

Prepare for trouble...

...and make it double!

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TWINS!? #Monsterdon

Nice cave special effects though #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's a chrysalis. And bad translation.

This is how you wake the Wind Fish in Link's Awakening, too. #Monsterdon

now with 80% more blinky lights!!

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Hopefully Baby-Mothra stands a chance against Godzilla and all 🤞 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Eeeew ick

Rawr! the egg! There are two!
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They're singing the egg awake! It's like an anti-lullaby! #monsterdon

You gotta wonder how Mothra actually laid this egg.

She must have been sore afterwards.

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tony the tiger? what are you doing on ... oh okay sorry, wrong mascot

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THE EGG IS PULSATING. I REPEAT, THE EGG IS PULSATING. #monsterdon

o/~ Baby Mothra
Doo doo dee doo doo
Baby Mothra o/~

- Mothra faeries, probably

#Monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza I'm guessing she's genderfluid, usually female.

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"There are children still on the island!"

Godzilla: CAN I BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE? #Monsterdon

You'd think the general in charge of Godzilla Command would have better ideas than "electricity" and "large, flimsy net." Is he new here? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The breath-weapon on the brink of death. Heroic.

Creating that tank-melting scene must have been fun

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Plan "C" - are we feeding the children to Godzilla? This dubbing script is so confusing.

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@coprolite9000 yeah, the fire was a little off, but really nice effects here #monsterdon

I don't think Godzilla makes it near Tokyo in this one, is that right? #monsterdon

Did the fairies just misgender Mothra or is Mothra beyond all pronouns?
#GodzillavsTheThing #Monsterdon

Oh good melting tanks! Good job :D #Monsterdon

Bring in the giant Godzilla nets and the electricity! #Monsterdon

I hope that general guy loses his job.

They had Godzilla contained, but because that guy was impatient, they had to melt their own electrical equipment.

#monsterdon

Godzilla woke up and just wanted a nice egg breakfast and instead constantly is getting beaten up
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Where's Scotty where you need him to push the power beyond its limit? #monsterdon

Mothra is missing out on a great party back on Infant Island but duty calls #monsterdon

this is what happens when you don’t listen to the engineers #monsterdon

@apLundell Making Godzilla consider wearing fishnet stockings? #Monsterdon

oh he's found something to roll around in, we're gonna have to give him a bath tonight

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon Oh! B is for BOMBS ... we get it now.

Question, did they plan for the suit’s head to catch fire?

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They seem to have a lot of nets at their disposal

And a lot of helicopters

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stoooop stop stop it TICKES!! -- godzilla, probably

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yeah we got it, let’s torture it further #monsterdon

Godzilla does the dance of the seven veils. With steel nets.

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I coulda told you that trying to electrocute a creature powered by nuclear radiation wasn't gonna work.

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Was that 3 nets, or the same net 3 times? There might be a glitch in the matrix.

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Drape a net on Godzilla? Well, it worked in 20 Million Miles to Earth, I guess. #Monsterdon

Okay, they dropped a net on Godzilla, which he's now wearing like a shawl... what do they gain from this?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WORKED?

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how come the net guys have so much better aim than the bomb guys #monsterdon

how long do you think setting up these shots of tiny model helicopters dropping nets took #monsterdon

"Begin operation B!"

Me:

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operation B

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lol. i just heard that as "squadron ex-wife" and thought that was a little..intense...
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@trixter baby tank doo doo do-doo do-doo

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"Begin operation B" Noooooo not the beeeees. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla

@CactuarJoe i had been thinking this godzilla looks cooler than in some of the late '60s ones and i wonder if this suit having been on fire is why... #Monsterdon

o/~ Mothra
Mothra
We for one welcome
Our giant moth overlord
And maybe this time
We will keep them from taking your next egg? o/~

- Mothra fairies, probably

#Monsterdon

Ah, the Island Native Spectacular, See via Fae Sister Telepathy, one assumes.

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Godzilla, don't you ever sleep? #monsterdon

"Godzilla's coming! Get the beekeepers out of the tent!" #Monsterdon

forget the binoculars you just sighted Godzilla with, i brought my own smaller pair! #monsterdon

you're gonna take down godzilla with tank shells huh? okay

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Really starting to wonder how that giant egg managed to exit the somewhat less-giant Mothra. Ouch. #monsterdon

@moira I guess the best hope is that Godzilla actually works like a cat and will get distracted playing with the sacrificial soldiers

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Mothra Solid Gold Dancers!!! #Monsterdon

Dancing through explosions. Shrugging off a head on fire. Charging forward through lightning attacks. How to handle haters.

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In Godzilla movies, net gets on you. #Monsterdon

Only one thing can wake Mothra: Liturgical dance! #Monsterdon

yeah those two dudes with their field rifles will do a dandy job of covering their retreat for

0.01 seconds? maybe?

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Welp, electricity didn't work. Tanks didn't work. I guess we'll try rifles? Affix bayonets? #Monsterdon

the singing moth doulas #monsterdon

Mothrasong is beautiful #monsterdon

Well that worked about as well as anyone thought it would. #Monsterdon #MothraVsGodzilla