#monsterdon In the end, Godzilla was defeated by that simplest of foes : Fake spiderweb from the dollar store.

just enjoying an egg in these trying times

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as a pokemon move stringshot is not very strong and non-damaging but apparently it's strong against giant fire-breathing lizards

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That was fun!

Caterpie used string shot!
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The very hungry caterpillar(s) versus Godzilla
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The military dude has telepathy powers. "All aircraft attack target," but he didn't say it into a radio or anything, but they still responded instantly.
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next week's #monsterdon movie will be Godzilla And Mothra: The Battle For Earth (1992)

Mothra used Poison Powder

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien There are lots of interviews describing how the sound engineers came up with that noise, something to be proud of https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Godzilla%27s_roar #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yomi level one: enjoying kaiju movies earnestly
Yomi level two: disdaining kaiju movies for being cheesy
Yomi level three: watching kaiju movies to make fun of them
Yomi level four: enjoying kaiju movies earnestly (loops)

Mozzare.....lla!
Mozzare.....lla!

Mahara....ja!

Sayona...ra!

That was fun @Taweret thanks for gathering us all once again for #Monsterdon !

@Taweret I wasn't expecting Godzilla 0 - Thing 0 - Egg 100 #Monsterdon

@Taweret thanks for organizing! #monsterdon

@apLundell Silly String can be awful annoying #Monsterdon

Web power! Spin and spit!

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ty for joining everyone!! #monsterdon

His cabinet of cash isn't even locked.

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Hurry, out of this sheltered cave into the open where godzilla is! #monsterdon

Godzilla's acting brings me joy...

Big Lizard looks like it lost its glasses and is trying to find where it put them. Then a caterpillar bites its tail and big lizard jumps around like my little sister when she sees an ugly little bug like "ew ew ew ew!"

Delghtful!

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only three minutes left how is this going to end omg #monsterdon

godzilla just gets owned for this whole movie

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#Monsterdon couple of grubs pranking godzilla

#monsterdon I feel like godzilla is being overdramatic about getting his tail chomped

TWO motheras!

...motheri...

Things! Two things!

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PONDER THE GLOWING EGG

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Give it a break, would ya? You've been singing the same song for hours!

These sets really are incredible. I wanna be a mini-engineer. I could wear a really small tight shirt with a pocket protector. It would be cool and hot.

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I swear there's a partial phrase from Dies Irae in the sinister godzilla theme #monsterdon

Oh good, the not-irradiated-anymore juice. I thought it was a bit silly they were wandering around in hazmat suits with the hats off, like their head doesn't matter.

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what did I tell you? If it didn't get recharged it at least got really pissed off :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

If that technician had stood his ground and refused to turn up the power, then Godzilla would be dead, and Japan would be safe forever.

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#monsterdon clearly the only thing missing last time was a comically large net

i love the hand drawn lightning

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Too bad Bulldog wasn't on the case. He was pretty cool.

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Begin operation Bee Movie #monsterdon

@Ricardus Godzilla and the military of 1960s Japan at the moment #Monsterdon

His character trait is "always eating a hardboiled egg"

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#Monsterdon this soundtrack rules too

is it really a good idea to apply electricity to the Big LizardI mean what if that just recharges it? #Monsterdon

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Imagine if the military's plan worked, and the movie just ended.

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Mothr..uh I mean The Thing..has chemical weapons this is not acceptable #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's true. Moths are dusty.

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Looks to be 0 for 3 with the radioactive breath #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so it seems like a fairly fundamental flaw that the Mothra puppet isn't really designed to be able to have a physical fight in any way

#monsterdon He?

@SeanAloysiusOBrien She's totally schooling him too #Monsterdon

those little T Rex arms are a pretty serious liability #Monsterdon #EpicBattle

godzilla is just trying to enjoy an egg

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#Monsterdon these practical effects rule

Fuck around with a giant egg and find out #monsterdon

Cooking eggs, hatching eggs, same thing

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OK seeing godzilla outside and going to get your pistol is the funniest possible reaction #monsterdon

hey shit happens when you do business with Japanese Trump #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Fuzzy McFuzzFace #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "in this area we will construct a base to generate artificial lightning."

"and then?"

"not sure I understand your question"

directed by Honda construction equipment by Tonka #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Maybe it's a euphemism for something the censors won't allow? #Monsterdon

Is that still Japanese people in brownface?

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They're singing a lament for Gandalf #monsterdon

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Look, old man, we don't actually care what you think.

We're only here for the fairies.

noooooo #monsterdon

their leader makes some good points
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#monsterdon I wonder if the red paint is radiation protection for going outside the cave

#Monsterdon CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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#monsterdon WHY IS SKELETON TURTLE MOVING?!?

ah, a cabinet of cash
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so is this the first mothra movie canon to this one or not?
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Egg man just pulled another egg out of his pocket! “eggs can’t run, you know that” 👀

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#monsterdon ah wait this is where this is from?

"Eggs can't run. You know that"

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#monsterdon I'll bet reporters hate when more than one monster shows up at the same time.

It's a waste. If they spaced them out a little more they'd sell a lot more papers.

they're really getting their money's worth from that rocket launch shot #monsterdon

every scene should have one character eating an egg

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They fired about a dozen missile, and ONE of them hit?

Come on. He's not even moving quickly.

@Taweret It'll be fine #monsterdon

gosh i hope conventional weapons work against the kaiju monsters this time

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Godzilla is fuckin clumsy in this one. Haha. The dude doesn’t have full awareness of his body.

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take that, you dinosaur

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These guys are from "Unit"?

They should try contacting The Doctor.

Lol clumsy ass #monsterdon

who did he buy the egg from? Did he write a check and toss it into the sea?

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I bet it was a lot of fun to build a whole miniature refinery, and I bet the dudes who did it showed up on their day off to watch it get wrecked #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien It was a widespread assumption that Godzilla was on vacation
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gojira!!! #monsterdon

He's heeere #monsterdon

it's a land godzilla!

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien Also rich people all drink lots of booze #monsterdon

Not really sure why they're incubating the egg. Bird eggs need it because they're supposed to be under a bird's ass, this just washed up #monsterdon

The pan to zoom pipeline is strong in this movie

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:unsure_fry: is that the Mount Rushmore visitor center set from North by Northwest #monsterdon

this guy is a graduate of the Trump school of business #Monsterdon

I see Mothra has the larynx of a hawk somehow #monsterdon

“public opinion is powerless against the law” #monsterdon

shit's going down we outta here #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Isn't 200,000 yen not actaully that much money?

Under $2000?

Slavery what a brilliant business model #Monsterdon @monsterdon

whoa, might want to rethink that moustache #monsterdon

they're referencing the island and the atomic tests so the first movie is canon to this one but no one remembers the tiny lady show and the mothra attack? she destroyed tokyo tower!

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