Pujya Deepakbhai Desai recebeu o Conhecimento do Ser, pela graΓ§a de Dada Bhagwan, em 1971.
i sort of like the blue women having their own politics more than "idealistic teenager doesn't want to conquer earth", we're in a sort of random walk of 50's feminism i think #monsterdon
okay so are blue vulcans like blue orions? the weird versions in the sequel that is kinda demi-canon at best?
@jchaven If the movie that actually referenced cats couldn't put together a cat fight I'm not sure it's proper to call this one π€·
Classic Doctor Who. Run. Trip. Fall
@moira i choked, i couldn't handle it #monsterdon
Is it me or is Gary super creepy? Matt Gaetz vibes π―
it's truly incredible how you can make a bad movie into a much worse movie with so few changes #monsterdon
@SnoopJ
All your posts just rolled into my TL - in reverse order!
@ricci yes we need more giant snake hats
ahhh now I swear they're repeating dialogue from Cat-Women
changing the unity of all women through cat-woman telepathy into jealousy between the one pearl-wearing june cleaver woman and the blue women is such a huge downgrade #monsterdon
Okay, gotta go put the kid to bed, so I'm just going to assume that the rest of this movie is a cinematic tour de force, that blue cat women solve all of earth's problems, that everyone gets home safely, and that they all get giant snake hats.
So we're not very far into it, but it seems like literally only ONE of the people on this ship is trained to fly it and here on purpose. #monsterdon #MissileToTheMoon
@moira @steggy @diazona @paco by far the worst part of the movie #monsterdon
"Deliver me from people who don't mean any harm, they're the ones that cause it all"
True philosophy from Missile To the Moon
And of course, absolutely no Sonny Tufts.
This movie has _no_ Sonny Tufts.
the set looks like absolute dogshit in color vs. black and white. you can see how cheap everything is so much more easily. like we built plywood boxes like this in high school theater class #monsterdon
Y'know, this one's technically better in a lot of ways but honestly it's way worse. No evil lesbians, the only competent member of the crew turned into June Cleaver with literal pearls and mostly written out...
By god, we've got a whole second act on our hands here.
@Newpa_Hasai Yeah I mean the cat-women were doing metallurgy
@ricci omfg is there actual plot happening in this movie and i'm missing it bc i'm assuming it's just the same movie lmao #monsterdon
@diazona blue. you are missing out on blue.
@ricci OK I may be missing out on something important by watching this in black-and-white
THIS GUY is the vessel? the absolutely uncharacterized guy? that has had absolutely zero relevance to the plot and was included in the rocket by accident? #monsterdon
Um
Dunno if it's just me but I think finding fruits and human women with creepy smiles on the moon is extremely sus
Hmm. Maybe I will watch Missile to the Moon... later. I have the Rifftrax so I can see it in glorious Grand Admiral Thrawn looking blue people vision.
But first I wanna watch Aliens Romulus. I need a break with a recent monster movie.
#Monsterdon
OOooooOOOoooo he literally was a plant this time
@Infoseepage It certainly does.
What kind of horrible skin disease do you think these poor actresses got from whatever is in this blue makeup?
Huh, a little cold on the set that day, was it?
Star Trek connection to this movie as well. The women are green - like Orions.
@moira AGAIN!? Wow it realy is the same plot.
Hmm I do have Missile to the Moon on my Rifftrax account in my bought in a sale but never got around to watching pile. #monsterdon
"HEY KIDS WE'VE GONE TO DISNEYWORLD!"
"Doesn't exist yet, Walt."
"God DAMMIT!"
Moon monster farts?
Widows peaks and eyebrows made the cut.
#Monsterdon
#CatWomenOfTheMoon
#MissileToTheMoon
#DoubleFeature
Did she just welcome them to ORLANDO?
This film is half over and, despite myself, I am entertained. Much more riff-worthy than the first!
"Some higher form of life exists in this cave, present company excepted."
"Present company NOT excepted"
"What?"
i think that they seriously damaged the plot, such as it is, by abandoning the hidden connection between all women that was the cat-woman telepathy, there's not really a good way to make this work without it. the cat-women are just uncomplicatedly evil then #monsterdon
Apparently when the cat-women are around the moon spiders are hunters but this time the moon spiders are trappers
@SnoopJ no lube this time, this could hurt
@jchaven haaaaaa I may have to watch that next (it's one of my all-time favorites)
"What is it?" "It's a stick, duh."
We're making pretty good time here, just shy of β rd the runtime and we've found what I assume is the cave that leads to the BOWELS of the Moon
i love everything about that whole scene, i just want to ride the space gumbies and participate in their economy and systems of discourse #monsterdon
Moonspiderwebs. Ominous.
Even the moon is not immune to day-for-night shooting
Yes, shoot the rock monsters. That'll certainly work.
While we're on the subject of Elon, these rocks are to monster what cyber is to truck
space gumby frends
Can we watch Barbarella sometime? That was a movie I said was funny to a couple who then dropped acid and went to see it. She was furious with me because of the doll scene, which, apparently, had additional scenes when she turned off her lights and tried to sleep.
sun is definitely not up, said the blue sky and shadows
fucking feed me these moon gumbies for breakfast lunch and dinner #monsterdon
Uh whatever that rock monster is it is NOT a catwoman
ok whats the budget on this one compared to the original because the obscenely visible seams in the mattes is like appalling #monsterdon
omg these spacesuits
WAY worse spacesuits
those pearls were part of her space uniform and the professor was oddly specific about that #monsterdon
Very Shakespearean way to go, Dirk
@jonny as opposed to real life 2024, where the guy building rockets of dubious legality is inspired by doge
@diazona @hanabananana67 @Taweret Worth noting - the cringe level on the movie is often OVER 9000!
@rallias @hanabananana67 @Taweret Follow #MonsterdonAlert if you want to get involved! (if not, feel free to mute the hashtag)
@starkraving666 no one has been offered a horse for sex yet, so it can't be elon
They're going to crash because the escaped prisoner hasn't known the love of a good woman for years. Predictable.
@SnoopJ Without even knowing what this is about: yes
@ricci iβve been away from the timeline and had to skip #monsterdon tonight so when i saw these toots i immediately assumed you were talking about elon
They didnβt have to bring their black dance training gear for costumes for this one though.
Clearly a higher quality product in this remake/homage!
#Monsterdon
maybe this is the time when the cat-women make contact with helen 2.0 to give her super powers to guide them safely to the cat-woman temple #monsterdon
oh dang he knows venucian judo!
uh so we took 25 minutes to get to the start of the first movie, yet this one is the same length
I wonder what gripping, important plot points are going to get cut
That was a Captain Kirk karate chop if I've ever seen one!
#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon Double Feature
sci-ence-fiction
ooo-ooo-oooooooo
double-featuuuuuure
different set
same sexism
cheap movie
Plot Twist: One of the escaped convicts was in prison for rape.
boooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon
ughhhhhhh the remake is 500% more creepy
switching to the color version immediately makes everything 1000x more "leave it to beaver" feeling than the black and white which was most stark and serious. the walls were not, yno, mint green #monsterdon
I like how in this universe you can teach random people everything they need to do to launch a rocket in the last 30 seconds before it blasts off
omg i am just realizing that the tubi version is in color... i am swapping over to that lmao #monsterdon
Someone remarked last week that we should have a gallery of the best #monsterdon hats. And I think these space helmets get an honorable mention. They've got some real interesting design.
Already the jealousy over the one woman on the ship.
#MissleToTheMoon #Monsterdon Double Feature
june cleaver is fine, all is right in the pearls
@combatwombat @Taweret Oh yes that looks very promising (if we haven't already done it)
@diazona that's where all the space candy comes from
Hmm, so, knowing that your rocket ship is getting activated, has someone in it, and has smoke wafting out the bottom... clearly the smart thing to do is walk right under the engine
Soundtrack was threatening to turn into MISSION IMPOSSIBLE there for a second.
and once again we are on our way to London!
ignighter why i hardly
ok so we do have a woman onboard who can be the conduit of cat-woman telepathy, thank god #monsterdon