@healyn goblin trucks, don't forget the goblin trucks

#monsterdon

It's Lisa. With a deep southern accent. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon are they 12?

I have never seen the inside of a fuel pump nozzle before. I just realized that.

#Monsterdon

southern lisa married a perv

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Coming in late and totally confused. Is that a good sign? #Monsterdon

awww goblin truck you missed

#Monsterdon

@msh Most definitely! #monsterdon

#monsterdon “We have sort of lost the art of bubblegum blowing” — kid

Omgs IT IS YEARDLEY SMITH!!!

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@Louisa we could have cut corners and let gravity do the last step, but we come from an age when vending machines Meant Something

#monsterdon

Aww man. Now the arcade is busted. Stupid Star Castle ruining it for the pinball machines.
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“You ain’t full yet!!”

#Monsterdon

GG on scene

#monsterdon

No sodas, and definitely no younger siblings.
#Monsterdon

This movie takes me back. And wow. Do you like cartoon characters?

#monsterdon

Wait, so is it anything mechanized? Just things operated by battery? Plugged into the wall? I'm going to need this movie to make some decisions it clearly isn't prepared to make

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon

The first kill we are rooting for.

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#monsterdon She should have let the truck kill him. Eat my shorts..

okay now that's a scary clown

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Diesel and Big League Chew.

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That’s not just a truck… it’s a palace.

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EAT MY SHORTS #monsterdon

I am playing our bingo "mega card" and I have FOUR columns with four ticks each.... I might #bingo!

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"Eat my shorts"

Looking forward to this preacher-man's death

#Monsterdon

Uh oh. Book from a competing author in the dash of that car. Poor Stephen King.

#Monsterdon

Matt Groening got the idea for Eat My Shorts from Maximum Overdrive. This is clear. #monsterdon

C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon

DAMMIT

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hitchhiker girl and underpaid guy??? is that our mandated heterosexual pairing?

#monsterdon

Wait, the guy with the religious material on his dashboard is a womanizing misogynist asshole?

Colour me surprised. #Monsterdon

COME ON TRUCK! DO IT! DO IT! #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

How is a turkey carver so ambulatory?
Simple tool hammer superior!
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That kid had to low crawl outta there! Too bad he didn't make it. #monsterdon

I'm rooting for the semi.

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brb, calling all my friend hot-wire cham-peens

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Eat my shorts! #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

EAT MY SHORTS

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"Speedy drink delivery" on the bingo card... wow, I'm impressed 👏

#Monsterdon

Even as a 14 year old I thought that steamroller scene was a bit much.

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This movie has everything you could ask for. Baseballs to the groin, children dying, Giancarlo Esposito being murdered by a video game #monsterdon

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, CAR! KILL!

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these rude gen x'ers who swear and don't abide me putting the moves on them

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#monsterdon she’s high on life, is what

@socketwench No seatbelts in the 80s so only a matter of time

#Monsterdon

"I've been drifting myself for 10 years"

The accusations follow him....

#Monsterdon

Back when no one wore seat belts. Always spikes my anxiety. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Yikes!! #monsterdon

"are you on something," asks the sex pest who's driving drunk

#monsterdon

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Lemme guess--fat boi was chawin BUBBA GUM.

I hope the car kills him.

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Oh good, a scene with a bunch of small children having fun at a baseball diamond! Surely nothing bad will happen here.

*coach is slammed in the crotch by a soda machine newly endowed with ballistic projection force, then killed by followup shots to the head*

*the entire team of kids is pelted by the same machine*

*a steamroller bursts through the fence and flattens a kid, Judge-Doom-in-Roger-Rabbit style*

😮

#monsterdon

This soundtrack is killing it #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Everyone in this film deserves to die by soda machine.

drivin' to norfoalk... sweet jesuUsss
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@Taweret Yeah, I don't think walkoff home runs ever happen in Little League either #monsterdon

HOLY CRAP! Chick Tracts! #Monsterdon

Chick Tracts! Man we used to laugh over those things.

#Monsterdon

Well that sure is alot of nudie pictures on a wall. Huh. I guess maybe this was heavily edited when I saw it a bunch of times on cable tv.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

This movie gave me an unreasonable fear of vending machines for a few months. I was, like, 8. #Monsterdon

Back in the 80s all children were taught how to manoeuvre under fire...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon kid again: If this was in Canada the zambonis would be going crazy

Damn. Okay, this is the kinda movie that'll pancake a child in the first 15 minutes. #monsterdon

Let's just not talk about how the soda machine has the mechanical ability to launch cans at like 50 mph

#Monsterdon

casual child murder in the first 15 minutes? steven does not fuck around #monsterdon

Gustavo Fring origin story #monsterdon

Why is coach dressed like he just got done digging graves and had to rush over to the ball field for this game?

#Monsterdon

Yeah, ok, this is definitely a #Monsterdon worthy movie...

Bobby is a flatlander now #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be before it comes to life? #Monsterdon

He’s flat out #Monsterdon

flat stanley!

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#monsterdon He got pancaked!!!

That one definitely scared for quite a while as a kid. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

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YEAH monster truck--take that bastard out.

Looking forward to when the gas station owner gets eaten by a threshing machine.
#Monsterdon

CHICK TRACKS!

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#monsterdon Best steamroller kill since Fish Called Wanda

ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon

MY BIKE

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wait. what

#Monsterdon

oh no i'm afraid they're going to introduce a plot.... don't do it, movie!

#monsterdon

@catzilla oh so many small appliances just like that one

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@Taweret
Cocaine!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon NRA: we stand by your right to fully automatic vending machine firearms in case of tyranny

This kid is clearly going to be the smartest character in the whole movie

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

DEAD CHILDREN
#monsterdon

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I am interested in how we're gonna define 'machine' for purposes of maximum overdrive since there are a number of 'machines' in a kitchen that seem to not be trying to murder anyone. The fridge? The stove? Nothing. But the electric knife? MURDER

Kid, with that kind of wound on the head, I don’t think Coach is okay.

#Monsterdon

how does any of this even work?

#Monsterdon

Keep tha change ya filthy animals #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

@starkraving666 Just a baby!

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coach?

you're canned

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#monsterdon ok I do love this scene

RC Cola right in the nuts, this is better than The Shining and Carrie combined

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#Monsterdon - hey, look, baby MAGats

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pretty sure I've been at that filling station

have def seen the green goblin truck

If you can dodge a pepsi, you can dodge a ball.

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive