Noah S. McKinnon
nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party
I know this is like problem #5,680,301 here, but they did misspell "diesel" on that there machine. #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I wonder how you can distinguish if an autonomous vehicle is actually sentient
for bingo purposes
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Speaking of "Eat my shorts"...
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
i can't figure out if she's his mother or his underaged child bride
Sasha Akhavi
sakhavi@aoir.social
#monsterdon no sweetie just sleeping. With flies.
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
"Curtis," whatever, he's vending machine fodder
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@Cherizilla I hope this character has a saxophone #monsterdon
Aging Owlbear :lgbtq_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Three cheers for Lisa Simpson!
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
For some reason I'd rmisemembered the murderous vending machine killing Stephen King with soda cams.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
see now that's what happens when you get to aggressive with your size buzz cut
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
I forgot Lisa Simpson was in this #Monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
@hollie ALL MACHINES.
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
Holy crap, Lisa Simpson herself! #Monsterdon
Wulfric
wulfric@beige.party
Damn. It missed.
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
WHAT THE ACTUAL DID HE JUST SAY
Infoseepage
Infoseepage
Stephen King really didn't get good performances out of these actors.
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
at long last, Hubert gets to hear Lisa Simpson's voice in bed with God's approval
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
@jadebees Standard Operating Procedure for #Monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π€ π π§ π±
oh no child marriage?
MindTGap
MindTGap@universeodon.com
hot wire champeen lol
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
This is the world Gemini thinks is reality #monsterdon #ai
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@jadebees yes definitely
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
@healyn goblin trucks, don't forget the goblin trucks
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
It's Lisa. With a deep southern accent. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon
Sasha Akhavi
sakhavi@aoir.social
#monsterdon are they 12?
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
I have never seen the inside of a fuel pump nozzle before. I just realized that.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
southern lisa married a perv
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
Coming in late and totally confused. Is that a good sign? #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
awww goblin truck you missed
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
@msh Most definitely! #monsterdon
Sasha Akhavi
sakhavi@aoir.social
#monsterdon βWe have sort of lost the art of bubblegum blowingβ β kid
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
Omgs IT IS YEARDLEY SMITH!!!
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
@Louisa we could have cut corners and let gravity do the last step, but we come from an age when vending machines Meant Something
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Aww man. Now the arcade is busted. Stupid Star Castle ruining it for the pinball machines.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
βYou ainβt full yet!!β
MindTGap
MindTGap@universeodon.com
GG on scene
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
No sodas, and definitely no younger siblings.
#Monsterdon
Geoff Wozniak
GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town
This movie takes me back. And wow. Do you like cartoon characters?
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Wait, so is it anything mechanized? Just things operated by battery? Plugged into the wall? I'm going to need this movie to make some decisions it clearly isn't prepared to make
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon
Wulfric
wulfric@beige.party
The first kill we are rooting for.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon She should have let the truck kill him. Eat my shorts..
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
okay now that's a scary clown
sean
sean@skj.social
Diesel and Big League Chew.
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Thatβs not just a truckβ¦ itβs a palace.
The Fediverse Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
EAT MY SHORTS #monsterdon
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
I am playing our bingo "mega card" and I have FOUR columns with four ticks each.... I might #bingo!
SpookJ π»
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Uh oh. Book from a competing author in the dash of that car. Poor Stephen King.
Infoseepage
Infoseepage
Matt Groening got the idea for Eat My Shorts from Maximum Overdrive. This is clear. #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
hitchhiker girl and underpaid guy??? is that our mandated heterosexual pairing?
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
DAMMIT
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
Wait, the guy with the religious material on his dashboard is a womanizing misogynist asshole?
Colour me surprised. #Monsterdon
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
COME ON TRUCK! DO IT! DO IT! #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
How is a turkey carver so ambulatory?
Simple tool hammer superior!
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
That kid had to low crawl outta there! Too bad he didn't make it. #monsterdon
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
I'm rooting for the semi.
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
brb, calling all my friend hot-wire cham-peens
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
Eat my shorts! #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
EAT MY SHORTS
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
"Speedy drink delivery" on the bingo card... wow, I'm impressed π
gorgeous georgeous
georgieboy@toot.cat
Even as a 14 year old I thought that steamroller scene was a bit much.
healyn
healyn@normal.style
This movie has everything you could ask for. Baseballs to the groin, children dying, Giancarlo Esposito being murdered by a video game #monsterdon
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, CAR! KILL!
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
these rude gen x'ers who swear and don't abide me putting the moves on them
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
@socketwench No seatbelts in the 80s so only a matter of time
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Back when no one wore seat belts. Always spikes my anxiety. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
Yikes!! #monsterdon
Radio Free Trumpistan
claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org
Lemme guess--fat boi was chawin BUBBA GUM.
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
I hope the car kills him.
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
This soundtrack is killing it #Monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon Everyone in this film deserves to die by soda machine.
MindTGap
MindTGap@universeodon.com
drivin' to norfoalk... sweet jesuUsss
#monsterdon
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@Taweret Yeah, I don't think walkoff home runs ever happen in Little League either #monsterdon
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
HOLY CRAP! Chick Tracts! #Monsterdon
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
Chick Tracts! Man we used to laugh over those things.
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Well that sure is alot of nudie pictures on a wall. Huh. I guess maybe this was heavily edited when I saw it a bunch of times on cable tv.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
Sasha Akhavi
sakhavi@aoir.social
#monsterdon kid again: If this was in Canada the zambonis would be going crazy
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Damn. Okay, this is the kinda movie that'll pancake a child in the first 15 minutes. #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Let's just not talk about how the soda machine has the mechanical ability to launch cans at like 50 mph
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
casual child murder in the first 15 minutes? steven does not fuck around #monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Why is coach dressed like he just got done digging graves and had to rush over to the ball field for this game?
healyn
healyn@normal.style
Gustavo Fring origin story #monsterdon
Clara
rallias@hax.social
Yeah, ok, this is definitely a #Monsterdon worthy movie...
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
Bobby is a flatlander now #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be before it comes to life? #Monsterdon
europlus :autisminf:
europlus@europlus.zone
Heβs flat out #Monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#monsterdon He got pancaked!!!
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
That one definitely scared for quite a while as a kid. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
Radio Free Trumpistan
claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org
YEAH monster truck--take that bastard out.
Jay
WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
Looking forward to when the gas station owner gets eaten by a threshing machine.
#Monsterdon
Ari of Monster Island
arisummerland@mas.to
CHICK TRACKS!
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon Best steamroller kill since Fish Called Wanda
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
MY BIKE
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
wait. what