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Oh that serves 'em right--bloody up that BIC truck why don'tcha.

Is he a bible salesman?

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Yes Christine! Kill the bible idiot #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

Bubba is the monster #monsterdon

I know there's a lot of reasons to shit on Stephen King, but I'm from a place where religion stayed in the 1970s, and a Bible salesman being this much of an asshole is *still* refreshing. #Monsterdon

Emilio, you need to start selecting sanctuary recipients based on quality, not quantity. #monsterdon

Ahhhhh, satisfying.

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bubba is piggly wiggly
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Did he just titty punch the waitress?

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#monsterdon oh he done pissed off the goblin truck now

@Taweret that's ok, so was the author and director

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#monsterdon The Car Talk guys were spared by the truck overlords.

da FINGAH!

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All that brazen full throated cussin' and the best Bubba can do is a Col. Potter.
"Horse pucky!"

No no! Let him get mashed! #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

why did his shoes come off

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I love how the Bible salesman is pitching the Bible like no one knows what it is.

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You know, as stupid as this film is in terms of writing, concept, acting...

I am enjoying the practicals.

And you know? Maybe that's enough.

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Duncan did NOT deserve that 😔 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no the cars are infighting

More like Duncan't

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the truck hates the car because the car is a machine class traitor

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Pat Hingle with the stealth advertisement for "Punching Out" podcast I recorded earlier today!

https://soundcloud.com/user-647898855

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lol, 'Capitalism'

We should tell the Oligarchs to leave us the fuck alone!

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“What if ‘Christine’ but everything” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon he shoulda seen that one coming!

Vulture.com presents an oral history of the subtitlers' decision to write "fatfuck" as one word. #monsterdon

this is one of those movies where I'm having a hard time reading the intended tone

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I appreciate there's a villain more evil than the machines.

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Riding around on a bike and seeing this is the sort of thing that could entice a kid to build a spaceship and fly off on adventures with TV watching aliens.

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Lookout kid! Clint Howard could be driving that thing!

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Yeah, looks like this is the very same.

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"Quick, we need you to run FORWARDS into this parked semi"

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The sentient lawn mower is actually making me want to be watching a completely different movie, a Troma movie even, called "Blades".
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Yall keep going on about why is this thing alive but not that thing...it's a progression, the machines are biding their time, etc otherwise this would be a 5 min short film #monsterdon #maximumoverdrive1986

I'd hate to see what's going on at the sewage processing plant

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#monsterdon “This bible has everything in it” that’s how you know it’s genuine

Lol, of course he's a Bible Salesman.....

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I can see your BRAINS!

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"Zeke's Trash". Yep, that'll play in Peoria.
2nd male gets kissed by a truck like a deer in headlights. I guess that's why the headlights were on in the daytime.

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Luckily that kid has a stingray style bike so he can go faster than that old lawnmower

So... like... the machines all see? Like with eyes? Or, uh, something?

WHAT ARE THE RULES HERE???

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@sean That ice cream truck is The King of the Road.

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see it's funny because the preacher said a swear word!

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How is the reporter relaying the news about deadly machines without getting garrotted by some cassette tape or something?

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I always knew lawn care would kill the human race. And now we have proof.

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I thought Bible salesmen were just metaphors

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The ice cream truck is playing “King of the Road” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm sorry we were collectively traumatised by any reminders that #ChickTracts were a thing.

Please accept this Cthulhu version of those vile tracts as a form of therapy:

https://imgur.com/gallery/howard-hallis-cthulhu-chick-tract-1ZzJZXo

If this happened today, think of all the video that would show-up on social media.

(Of course social media would still work: machines in this scenario are doing everything possible to harm human beings.)

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IF SPRINKLERS ARE SENTIENT WHY NOT BIKES

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NGL an ice cream truck with no occupant going around with its jingle playing is the scariest shit they've done so far in this movie. It's what you expect to see right before the air raid sirens start and Silent Hill transforms. #Monsterdon

The horror of the movie is not helped by the fact that most of the characters are hopelessly idiotic.

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I like how the lawnmower growl-started. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Gotta give props, that's a picture-perfect bike lawn flop. #monsterdon

Is that Ice Cream truck playing 'King of the Road'? What a weird choice... #Monsterdon

I mean I wish ice cream trucks drove themselves, then I could feel ethically a-okay destroying the one that haunts my neighborhood

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🎶You dropped your ice cream…🎶

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I do like the idea of a homicidal ice cream truck, though. The hunter has become the hunted :D #Monsterdon

Kid's taking it all pretty calmly.

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@plaidtron3000 This movie is too tasteful to show it

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Well, they finally got self-driving cars #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

could be worse, could be a killer klown driving the ice cream truck #monsterdon

They lingered on this shot so long, I had to zoom in to see what it was. A woman killed by a hair dryer?
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I feel like that particular batch of rock music deserved to be used on a montage of watching all these people get killed

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"don't you "sweet thing" me!"

I may have missed a detail with all the hilarious jokes I'm typing-- why does the kid's bicycle not go on a murder spree?

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This poor traumatized kid on his bike

He's the one to empathize with

I miss those standardized headlight bulbs!

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#monsterdon KIng of the Road is appropriate and pretty cool..

VW Beetle...unsafe at any speed #Monsterdon

All the machines have to run out of fuel/power at some point, right?

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Did anyone get killed by their vibrator?

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Pet death. #monsterdon

Time to go live in the woods for a bit
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"Anybody here?"

"Nope, not now."

"You're cute."

Get it girl, no fucking time to waste when you could be fucking!

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Whoever staged the bike montage, this is brilliant. 10 out of 10, would avoid your Halloween house #Monsterdon

Kid's just ever so calmly biking around the neighborhood looking at all the dead and bloody bodies. No biggie. No need to rush or anything.

BTW why aren't bikes rebelling? The only rule seems to be "machine."

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And that scene (with the lawnmower coming at the camera) is the one that cost the Cinematographer his eye. Poor guy.

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NOOOOOO! NOT THE PUPPY! #Monsterdon

If they'd sprung for the limo option, it'd double as a hearse.
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Oh no that doggo that should not be in this movie

casual dead dog too? this movie is twisted

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Exploding machines on the Tubi ad, too. Good match. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon There goes the 30 minute delivery guarantee…out the window!

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Okay, THAT'S too much, the dog is nto the problem

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@SordidAmok And Giancarlo Esposito

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of all the things you can accuse this film of, at least the ice cream truck is not playing Turkey In The Straw!

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Those sprinklers are full of piss...Checkmate Humanity!

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advert interlude...
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A Volkswagen bug tried to kill me once <shows off scars>

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@nsmckinnon 🙇

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aw, his head's still attached, booo

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Pizza's gonna be late. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

“My name’s Bi-yull”
You know you’re in the South when names that are normally one syllable long are two syllables long #Monsterdon

Is this movie just a sequel to Duel?
Like how alien is just one alien but the sequel is man Aliens. Only with trucks this time.
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Really was expecting one of those sprinklers to punch a one-inch diameter hole through this kid's midsection. #monsterdon

Bad Boy Emilio Estevez doing the nearly useless key between the fingers trick is kind of a lol

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