wow. what a cool movie! #Monsterdon

@splott #Monsterdon “The two shall become one fungus.”

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight was full of mutant mycelium mayhem, including:
* A ghost ship!
* Spooky island hijinks!
* Mushroom madness!
* This movie needed more mushrooms, and maybe some butter, onions, and garlic.

#AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Here's to you, #Monsterdon. https://youtu.be/h2akBAjCNVY

#kglw

FIN. Or perhaps gill. Like, you know mushroom gills. #monsterdon #matango

#Monsterdon if I was fleeing an island of maddening mushrooms, I probably would not have brought any mushrooms with me on the yacht. Why would you do that?

Lmfaooooo #monsterdon #attackofthemushroompeople

THERE we go

what a twist!

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so the protagonist fucked off into the sea, which was an option the whole time. OK well CREDITS ROLL #monsterdon

Survivor guy doesn't know he brought back spores under his fingernails and doomed the rest of society. #monsterdon #matango

conspicuous lack of face

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#Monsterdon Mushroom Zombies (finally) Attack!

Okay now the movle's gettin' good, with like 4 minutes left. Also that movie set, when #monsterdon meets hashtag thickTrunkTuesday

@plaidtron3000 @jonny I'm tempted to try watching it negative two times and see if that helps

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I feel like the boat didn't need nearly that much time to repair
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even the fake city out the window looks cool

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and in the end it's just "Reefer madness" but starring mushrooms...

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@fabio Their motivation is that they're really wasted #monsterdon

i wonder what those mushrooms were made of, and how many of them the cast had to eat over the course of this movie. poor souls. #monsterdon

i keep thinking he's saying donkey kong #monsterdon

ultimate cursed mcdonaldland, all mushrooms all the time

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so 2 minutes left means no resolution right, like he isn't going to cure the mushrooms here #monsterdon

@trixter Tell me the name of the director of photography you fungal piece of shit! #Monsterdon

"...welcome to The Mycelium Network."

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ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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I LOVE the mushrooms
#Monsterdon

Mushroom hugs!

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@fabio they are just trying to chill and have a good time i think, they aren't the ones with the guns #monsterdon

Late-stage mushroom people! They're so ... fungal!

... and lady, don't eat that mushroom! #monsterdon

You uh..you lost something there… #monsterdon

KANEDA! TETSUO!

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@lysdexic I have time to talk about savory...

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akiko decided she'd had enough of this flick. #monsterdon

@jonny Much like any good movie, this one may require watching two or more times to really understand the depth. Or it's just shitty plot building and weak continuity. Hard to tell which though. #monsterdon #matango

I'm tellin' ya, the mushrooms seem like a good bunch. Cheerful, helpful, free meals, and a real blast to be around. #Monsterdon

Hmm. these mushroom people are a lot more people-y and less mushroom-y than I expected

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These two have all the chemistry of wet cardboard… #monsterdon

@yatsu NONE of these people were known to the divine >_>; #Monsterdon

Turns out the mushroom people are salt-water soluble. Is that the twist? #monsterdon #matango

@CactuarJoe i think their cleric died. #monsterdon

Aw, the mushroom men are helping her off the movie <3 #Monsterdon

Mushroom people are very soft and easy to break ... like mushrooms, go figgure.

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In soviet mushroom island, mushroom eat YOU #monsterdon #matango

Wait this mushroom dude has pants on WTF

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Knobby is back and he's mad. #Monsterdon

Guns don't work. These things are only going to be afraid of frying pans and butter!

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wait...all mushrooms are edible..but now people are mushrooms...so ...is this a movie about cannibalism?? i missed that in the trailer!

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What's the big deal, you just landed on an island with a Circle of Spores Druid, cast Turn Undead and get on with your life. #Monsterdon

wait have they been staying on the HAUNTED ship the whole time? why wouldn't they just stay on their perfectly fine NORMAL SHIP #monsterdon

I'm not gonna hurt you, Wendy!
But as a mushroom

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"we'll make it" 8 minutes and an ominous knock at the door says no you won't. #monsterdon

Enough of these imaginary sexy dancers, I want to see more mushroom forest

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Have you heard the good news of our lord and savior, Portobello? #monsterdon #matango

I missed the part of when everybody but these two ate the mushrooms, but it sort of needed to happen so i'll give it an offscreen plot development pass #monsterdon

How many bullets does he *HAVE*!? #Monsterdon

reject society, become mushroom #monsterdon

oh hey, there's finally an attack in attack of the mushroom people?!

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The mushroom people just want to tell you that being a mushroom is pretty great actually. #monsterdon #matango

Now is the perfect time to launch into a pitch about buying real estate plots on this island paradise #monsterdon

"We'll gather food and then leave!" Something you should've been doing all along? #monsterdon #matango

#Monsterdon The MUSHROOMS are LAUGHING at you. The horror is beyond words.

"Akiko, I must tell you that I'm in love with you."

But I'll need to see a notary public first, expect a contract within the next week. Affix your seal to accept, or reject with no obligation. #Monsterdon

Fuck you psychologist guy. #Monsterdon

"I'm so weak and miserable! You're so wonderfully strong!" She says to the asshole who just hit her. Fuck this shit. #monsterdon #matango

“Stop crying” Yeah, cuz that ALWAYS works. 🙄 #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds @Taweret I am extremely interested in anything involving a space turtle with jets

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Such determination in chewing that dried tuber. #monsterdon

@Taweret It doesn’t seem so bad! #Monsterdon #Matango

Snap into a slim jim why don't you #monsterdon #attackofthemushroompeople

"They're half mushroom."
"Which half?"
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nope! never going home, be a happy mushroom person forever!

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@Taweret@octodon.social I would try thoroughly cooking them first. Maybe soak them overnight?

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Jeez, domestic violence :/ #Monsterdon

Did we ever learn the nice couple’s deal? How did they end up on this ship of assholes? #Monsterdon #Matango

#Monsterdon Now even the mushrooms are giggling. The amount of giggling in this movie is slightly disturbing. Although appropriate given the hallucinatory mushrooms.

…The dance club hallucination putting visuals on what’s been on Rich Bro’s mind all along.

"...all I found were these two fingers"
"fine, I'll eat them!"

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honestly i would just eat the mushrooms

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The ship's log is on the ship's log. #Monsterdon

@jonny I mean 2/3 isn't bad
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classic #monsterdon audiologs

i wanna be one of these lil guys #monsterdon

@kcarp 😂 great minds

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so i think the moral of the story is shaping up to be a) know how to sail, b) keep interior spaces dry to avoid the growth of molds and fungi, c) don't trust women or writers #monsterdon

Spore-induced jazz-club hallucinations would definitely have cheered up The Last Of Us. #monsterdon

HAY! HAY HAY HAY HAY

#monsterdon #matango

okay what was that zoom in to the corner of the room all about? genuinely don't know what I was supposed to see there.

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you know what, i'm okay being a mushroom. its better than starving to death. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Mami, you are my Mushroom Goddess!”

"Take it easy. Stop crying"

Man, why didn't *I* think of that! I'm fixed! 9_9 #Monsterdon

Really it's The Last of Us but as a slow burn #monsterdon

@Taweret That LAUGHTER #Monsterdon #Matango

yer man in severe good trip/bad trip whiplash #monsterdon

"wouldn't you like to be a mushroom too? 🎵 be a mushroom, eat lots of mushrooms" #monsterdon

oh wow also finally got my first ad (tubi)

magical mushroom cave is _absolutely_ the best part of this film by like a lot.

#monsterdon #matango

🚨 Catch up on Bingo 🚨

Hint: Monster head in doorway earlier looked a lot like an avocado.

#AttackOfTheMushroomPeople
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#Monsterdon “It’s been raining for a week.”
“Must be the rainy season.”

Nice work, Captain Obvious.

Wow the Mojo concentration in these 'shrooms is super high #Monsterdon

but once you eat mushrooms you're happy and laughing forever...
i don't see the downside...

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Y'know, as far as plans to kill entitled billionaires go, this is one that would work on Elon Musk. #Monsterdon

Eat the mushrooms, head straight to a neon-lit 1960s jazz club with feather-clad dancers? Seems effective.

#monsterdon