Just come with me to the weird grove of laughing mushrooms #monsterdon

mushroom mushROOM mushroom mushROOM

#monsterdon #matango

#Monsterdon You know, her makeup is looking fab-u-lous for someone who's been out in the jungle FOR A WEEK!

Mushrooms gave her waterproof mascara, they're advanced. #Monsterdon

"...Mami!"
"Mami is no more. I am now Queen of Shrooms."

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

'I want to die"
"but have you considered...a NAP?!"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Is this movie supposed to be a psychological thriller? Because so far there's precious little regular horror, body horror, spookshow, kaiju, character interest, effective drama, conflict with any depth to it, real character developm

#monsterdon #matango

It took this movie entirely too long to get around to killing someone off, and the mushrooms didn't even get the satisfaction. I am disappoint

#Monsterdon

what kind of fourth act can you fit into the last 20 minutes here after the secondary conflict was imperfectly resolved... by the looks of things they are going to go FULL SPEED AHEAD INTO MUSHROOM APOCALYPSE #monsterdon

That's one down, and the mushrooms are growing ...

#Monsterdon

Is there an actual Japanese laughing mushroom legend, or was that made up for this movie? #monsterdon

Are those two going to fuck off into the sea now? #Monsterdon #Matango

OK, how many bullets does the rifle hold? Is there a box with more? Or is it the plot-bearing-bottomless rifle? #monsterdon #matango

"...come on, be a good spore ... I mean sport"

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@aprilfollies We may have seen Fawning, too. ("They all want me" smirking woman.) #monsterdon #matango

@Newpa_Hasai @fabio Aw that would be even more of a disappointment than Wasp Woman

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon OK, we’ve tried Feeding, Fighting, and Fornicating…. Have you considered Fleeing?

@Taweret It’s a good aesthetic. Maybe not practical, but the vibes are right. #Monsterdon #Matango

@Taweret don't bring in too many turtle eggs but it's honest work #monsterdon

good job haphazardly nailing pieces of wood to random places

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and now a 20 minute dialog on the ethics of whether to kill or sustain the life of the person most dangerous to the entire party. In this thesis I will

#monsterdon #matango

#Monsterdon #Matango As Captain Pipes and Actual Pipes enjoy a class warfare, the ladies and psychology boyfriend display that they have some turtle eggs and sweet potatoes; I guess we were eating turtle eggs and not mushrooms before?

Then Gilligan wanders in drunk, and says he's not hungry. After Captain Pipes buys some turtle eggs for Reality Cooking Show levels of prices, Awkward Boyfriend takes off His shirt and starts making out with Famous Girl, leading Gilligan to attack him.

this is why you always need a sitter when tripping on shrooms, kids #Monsterdon

Is this a Joe Rogan episode?
#Monsterdon

everybody wants me is not in fact a good strategy on bonin island #monsterdon

is he charging money for these eggs??? does he think that money's gonna be good for anything??? do the mushroom people use currency??? #monsterdon

Bonin island? well, that way you get more flavor after cooking --Dad #DontBeKoi #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so the white egg mushroom things are basically "the stuff", right?

There’s a lot of interpersonal drama going on. Plus an occasional mushroom cameo #monsterdon

The "finds out" part is gonna be ugly, methinks.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

@paco
I suspect they're going to murder and/or eat each other before the mushroom people manage to... #monsterdon

i love the spooky mushroom jungle

#monsterdon

I am really enjoying the alternate reality here on #monsterdon where sportsball is apparently not a thing.

@Bluedepth On point for the Bonin Islands

#Monsterdon

@Bluedepth That checks on so many levels... and I'm being asked to leave. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Nothing like a bracing glass of pure ethanol from the chemical supply cabinet.

@kcarp 🤣🤣🤣

#Monsterdon

“Who’s there?”
“Just us girls, pretending to be ghosts.” #monsterdon

DON'T LICK THE MYSTERIOUS PLANT ROOTS YOU UNIMAGINABLE PEA BRAIN #Monsterdon

that's a lot of rain they aren't bothering to gather in buckets and stuff

#Monsterdon #Matango

@Louisa mushroom-nipples alllll over their face...
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Is it Misogynist ir Mycologist? I want this Bingo! #monsterdon

Guy with gun: "I'll kill you!"

Guy with knife: "I'd like to see you try"

...I do not think that works the way you think it does, knife guy

#Monsterdon

The incel in the red shirt is quite repulsive I will thoroughly enjoy seeing his demise #Monsterdon

Ok, the misogynist ass is first into the maw.

The rest are shits for looking away when she asked if they were going to just let him say that.

#Monsterdon

Red-vested pervert definitely needs to be eaten by a mushroom. #monsterdon

He literally brought a knife to a gun fight.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Wait, what? Was it a hallucination? Ghost? Did the door not really open?

#Monsterdon

Girls equals monster delusions. IT IS BASIC SCIENCE.
#monsterdon

Honestly, well-executed suspense techniques here to get max fright with as little sfx as possible #Monsterdon

squelch squelch squelch

SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH

HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

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These folks all laugh at inappropriate times

#Monsterdon

Time for my regular "???" post:

???????????????

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Koyama even wears his toddler-sized sunglasses to bed. #monsterdon #matango

@plaidtron3000 To be fair, the captain does not inspire that much confidence #monsterdon

#monsterdon First mushroom people sighting!

@moira ... badgers badgers! #Monsterdon

badass redshirt guy is about to be mushroomed to fuck #monsterdon

mushroom mushROOM

#Monsterdon #Matango

we got a mushroom person!

#monsterdon

I'm sure the smoke of the signal fire will stand out very clearly from the mist on the island.

#Monsterdon #Matango

no shit i am stealing this short shorts knee-high socks no shirt with vest bucket cap look this summer #monsterdon

Back on the right movie, caught up, and... why is there swanky sexy music for the dude building a signal fire? Is the fire that sexy, or is there a sexy mushroom person?

...oh, a flashback. Nowhere near as good.

#Monsterdon #Matango

@bunnyhero I was literally just saying to myself...have I missed the mushroom people? #monsterdon #attackofthemushroompeople

🍄 Check your Bingo cards....That second ship was a jackpot!

#AttackOfTheMushroomPeople
#Monsterdon #Mantago

#Monsterdon Yes, rifles are famously effective against fungus and radiation. Or radioactive fungus.

Look, they couldn’t just NOT have a jazz club musical number. #Monsterdon #Matango

Wait, this song has actual lyrics? Not just la la la? Is that allowed in this movie?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The guys who ate mushrooms are now giggling. Well, we know what kind of mushrooms those were.

@moira @Taweret That just gives it flavor! Like a pineapple! #Monsterdon #Matango

Okay, I'm a sucker for "ominous ship's logs from a failed mission" shit.

#Monsterdon

Red shirt's gotta red shirt #monsterdon

@Taweret Just a little bit of spicy neurotoxin, that's all

#Monsterdon #Matango

#Monsterdon Scrub the cabin with carbolic acid? Are you mental?? OSHA would NOT approve.

Fungus monsters don’t like mirrors?

#Monsterdon “A research ship.” … on mold? Pioneering penicillin research? No - the effects of radiation on fungi! ☢️

Spam in the place where you liiiiive

#Monsterdon #Matango

#Monsterdon So, Red Tank Guy is going to die first, right?

Let's eat of this giant mushroom we found in a laboratory cabinet.

#Monsterdon

"We're in luck if this thing's edible!"

Yeah, great idea. Eat the WEIRD MUSHROOM you found in a CONTAMINATED RESEARCH VESSEL that was WORKING WITH RADIATION

Just die already, would you please? #Monsterdon

So what do we think they used for the special effects flocking everywhere in 1962? Asbestos?

#Monsterdon

Back when i worked at Half Price Books, a guy at the store on the other side of town had to be hospitalized for mold growing in his lungs. 8D #Monsterdon #Matango

Ah - the necklaces are dharma wheels.

"Maybe this ship was studying the effects of nuclear radiation." There we know, I knew atomic bombs would pop up eventually.

#Monsterdon

That turtle just needs some elephants standing on its back. #Hogfather

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RADIATION! *Peewee Herman secret word noises* #Monsterdon

Chekhov's radioactive mold experiement ship. #monsterdon #matango

@Bluedepth #Monsterdon This movie rated R for violins. There may be sax later.

all that yellow gunge, that's sparked MY appetite right up!
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Honestly Mold People doesn't sound as good as Mushroom People
#Monsterdon

@splott Not the stupidest thing they've done so far, but close! #Monsterdon

yeah definitely toss as many of those mystery fungus spores into the air are you can. lets all breathe a bunch of that what could go wrong

#monsterdon

the important thing to do when you encounter some strange mold is to get your face real up close to it to get a good lungful of spores

(to be honest I do this in real life)

#Monsterdon #mushtodon #sporespondence

Geiger counter mentioned #Monsterdon #Matango

Wow, this haunted ship has everything! Where d'ya think they keep the alien eggs?

#Monsterdon #Matango

That ship looks like the stuff that shows up on PowerWash Simulator #monsterdon #matango

this ship is so fucking haunted #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai It is what naturally happens when a bigger storm catches your bigger boat

#Monsterdon

If only they could hear the suspenseful music, maybe they’d know to stay away from that ship. #Monsterdon #Matango

@Louisa
I'm starting to suspect this isn't the best prepared or experienced crew...

#monsterdon

What is it with the Japanese and doofy maritime hats? I swear, you put a Japanese movie on a boat and everybody spontaneously generates the most *dipshit hats imaginable.* #Monsterdon

"you don't have to come if you don't want to." okay, see you later then. #monsterdon