let's touch everything in this extremely haunted fungus covered ghost ship

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Having flashbacks to when I worked at a Half Price Books with all this mold 😬 #monsterdon

looks like mushroom's back on the menu boys #monsterdon

he wanted to cooka da pasta #monsterdon

still not a mushroom
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thats not fungus. its ectoplasm. this ship is haunted as balls. get out of there

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OKAY SO THERE IS FUNGUS #MONSTERDON

somebody could be living on that ship but if they are they've gone full Goblin Mode #Monsterdon

sure, let's check if there's still someone in that haunted ship coming straight outta a pirate themed scooby doo episode #monsterdon

yeah this ship looks haunted as fuck. you guys can wander around in it if you want, imma dip

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@Taweret hey i don't see any mushrooms, how bad can it be
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yes, let's run up to the ship that looks like it couldn't be any more definitely haunted

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This is spooky as hell #Monsterdon

@req your (mycelial) network is your net worth!
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that water is full of spores innit? gotta be full of spores

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if you're in your 20s and your social circle isn't discussing:

you might want to change circles #monsterdon

🎶​"The tiny ship was tossed"🎶​
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this island seems great. i hope it doesn't have any mushroom people on it

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@Taweret wrong kind of movie. unless...? #monsterdon

(which reminds me, i keep getting this tag suggestion)

Noooo don't eat the—*sigh*

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"is that Japan?"

yeah of course it totally looks like Japan #Monsterdon

I don't think we're in K̶a̶n̶s̶a̶s̶ Kansai anymore #Monsterdon

*childish snickering* the Bonin Islands

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Me and the boys are really getting called out here.

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Oh hey. This is an Omni dub. So that's 3 familiar voices to go with a cast full of familiar faces from every other Toho movie.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UjWwMtrETk #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ProTip : If you search Archive.org for "Attack of the Mushroom People", you'll actually get the wrong movie.

Someone uploaded "Attack of the Monsters" under the wrong name.

Bah. Now I need to catch up with the RIGHT film.

so what kinda funky fog is this with the Big Ship hallucinations #Monsterdon

@Taweret Honestly if they're just people-sized mushroom people it'll be an improvement over a lot of these movie folks. #monsterdon

well, theres gotta be an island around here somewhere. hopefully one without mushroom people on it

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"Hope has been virtually abandoned…"

:blobcat_thisisfine:

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“I’m the one that’s normal”

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why did they bring a creepy monkey doll?

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i mean it didn't sink
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gotta appreciate the loyalty to his own brand by keeping sunglasses on during a storm #monsterdon

Third tries the charm. Finally found a dubbed version after some in Japanese with no subs.
Oh there's a jaunty theme for the boat.Really cute cast list on the sails.

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we probably should've battened down the hatches

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I too like to impress ladies by being an embarrassingly bad sailor and nearly getting them killed. #monsterdon

can't help but notice the sails are still up
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I'm a little behind, but I have bread, cheese, and strawberries. Mmm monster snack time.
Wait... shoot Archive.org has the wrong file name on a Gamera movie. back to the search function and being even further behind. *sigh*

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the weather started getting rough. the tiny ship was tossed

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@socketwench Whose line is it, anyway? #monsterdon

So she's a dominatrix. Gotcha. #monsterdon

its a beautiful day for sailing. i hope they don't run into any islands with mushroom people on them

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If this was American, Miss Never-
Been-Kissed would definitely be the Final Girl. #monsterdon

Jaunty ukelele! How can things go wrong?? #Monsterdon

still not the mothra song #monsterdon

wait, where are we watching this? #monsterdon #pigpoopballs

BACK UP YOUR MANUSCRIPT-IN-PROGRESS #monsterdon

that smash cut to jaunty music and happy sails was quite the vibe shift #monsterdon

the music suggests this will be an upbeat, carefree adventure

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how can anything go wrong with such a jaunty tune?
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Let's goooooo 🍄 🐲 #Monsterdon

Jauntier music than I was expecting #monsterdon

go go go!!

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