#monsterdon Putting out the light would have been a neat trick if the room wasn't fully lit from the windows.

🎵He's a real mushroom man
Sitting on his mushroom can
Making all his mushroom flan with turtle eggs🎵
#monsterdon

A Field in England (2013) #Monsterdon

Welp he's tripping balls now #monsterdon

maybe they are the real monsters?? #Monsterdon

yeah the first thing this place makes me think of is totally sexy time of course #Monsterdon

we might be getting to slasher movie dynamics and I'm literally here for it #monsterdon

There’s this thing on my instance called #monsterdon and I missed the start of it. Every week everyone gets together to watch a kaiju movie at the same time wherever they may be.

https://octodon.social/@Taweret/109894588519345604

Dude, you're supposed to establish consent first #monsterdon

let's make out in the creepy, grimey room in the haunted ass ghost ship

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wasn't this a christian movie? :// #monsterdon

Spam man stole all the cans!
And found one of the "locals"
He must be so cross you are staying in his boat house.
Wait what? He was a ghost? That was a weird place for a dissolve.

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NO, THOSE TURTLES ARE PROBABLY ENDANGERED, YOU PUT THOSE EGGS BACK #monsterdon

enjoying the growing distrust in the group that's gonna destroy them before the funguy does thing #monsterdon

@ancient_catbus #monsterdon #matango

So I'm just sitting at a bar eating pizza, and my home timeline is absolutely dominated by #monsterdon posts. I'm not watching the movie, but I am entertained by the commentary. 😆

TBH if I could live in a spooky mushroom forest all the time I would totally become a mushroom person. #monsterdon

@Taweret Whoever dressed this set with all those toadstool looking fungi ought to receive kudos #monsterdon

Did he just wake up to put his sunglasses on AT NIGHT?

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the spooky mushroom jungle it just cool. all the locations in this movie are spooky and cool

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A mushroom person! Shambling in the fog. Odd to just shoot first without figuring out what it was. Well odd when the character isn't an American anyway.

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Apparently he's drunk enough to think ghost-hunting with a gun is a good idea. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah, pure ethanol from the chemical closet. The drink of champions.

mmm, chemicals #Monsterdon

With their luck those are Mothra eggs #monsterdon

this is really a movie about the dangers of uninformed foraging #Monsterdon

I hope the guy in the red shirt gets the Star Trek treatment #Monsterdon

Did they already finish all that Spam? #monsterdon

okay he's right on this one tho, bash their bougie butts #monsterdon

What if you roast the mushrooms?
Fry up that mutant turtle and get some grease out of it to fry shrooms in. 🤔

Oh the era of casual smoking everywhere. Still looks cool even if I don't wanna smoke myself. Kinda miss it in films.

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Mmm, grass roots, just like grandma used to make #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Imaging turning into a fungus monster and then discovering that some smooth-skins had stolen your ship.

@msh I will reserve judgement until they start horking up tendrils #monsterdon

I hope sunglasses guy gets fungi'ed first #monsterdon

it's #TheLastOfUs in slow motion #Monsterdon

this is some great fucking horror.

less jumpscare, more "horrible thing shuffling inexorably forward"

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we think this ship is haunted because its all kinds of haunted, dude. fucking look at it

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it's not #monsterdon without casual sexism

i guess it was fine?
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Crimini that's spooky #monsterdon

the squishiness of the steps #monsterdon

that ensemble of bright colored pants is about to turn brown #monsterdon

spam thief #monsterdon

i would actually be terrified to be on this ship. it's a great spooky location

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get mushed idiot
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SPAM! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Each room of the ship has a different color of fungus. That's horrific in possibilities.
A multinational secret research ship working on atomic mutant animals and fungal growths?
Wait... Is this a lost Cobra mad science boat?

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he had the glasses under the fucking covers #monsterdon

i do love a good spooky jungle and Spooky Mushroom Jungle with Ominous Mist is expecially good

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funguy (fungus guy) #monsterdon

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#monsterdon OOo! Finally! A monster?

saw the funguy! saw the funguy! #monsterdon

@Louisa what about mushroom vampires? #monsterdon

This movie is getting good but I’m also reading and learning about how anamorphic lenses work. Pretty cool technology. I wonder if they exist for 35mm still photography. You could always stretch it out after scanning right? #monsterdon

@Taweret Oh shiitake #monsterdon

first ad break for me! forgot i was on tubi till now #monsterdon

try using a key dumbass #monsterdon

Maybe it was vampires on that ship, who have no use for mirrors #monsterdon

#monsterdon The yacht still has one good mast? You could totally rig a sail on that.

Yes, go on, eat the strange mushrooms, you won't be starving any more when you're dead. #monsterdon

shooting at the locals at first sight is probably not the best move diplomatically #Monsterdon

well. that's 3 shots down
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Mushroom Person! Mushroom Person! :ramblin_mushroom:​

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@jerry Just do what I did and watch the beginning at 2x speed. Now I'm used to it and might watch the rest this way #monsterdon

Resident Evil 7 prequel thankfully has no roach jumpscares when opening pots.
Gamera has no eyes!
Radiation? The only thing that can save them?

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#monsterdon So, two guys went hunting with one gun on a island the previous shipwrecked crew said had no animal life.

Another went to start a fire and then stare at it.

Good use of human resources.

obligatory character in broken mirror shot #monsterdon

Darn it. I missed #monsterdon again

another #Monsterdon with a musical interlude in a lounge environment I appreciate the mojo :ablobblewobbleslow:

new game, fungi induced hallucination, flashback or just a complete change of scenery? #monsterdon

Time for sexy writer music! #monsterdon

The ghost ship is real? A second ghost ship? Are the d-d-double haunted? Zoinks.
Welcome to the moldiest place on earth. Eww.

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@Taweret Maybe it identifies as non-toxic #monsterdon

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The yacht didn't actually look that damaged. Fix that mast and you're good to go.

Been watching the #Monsterdon hashtag and best I can figure out it’s about a movie that’s basically The Haunting of Hill House except on a boat and there are Last of Us levels of creepy fungus?

I love movies in a wide aspect ratio like this. I wish I had a proper big screen to watch it on though. I watched the first 20 minutes on my phone on the bus. 😆

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they've all got a certain swag ngl #monsterdon

"are they poisonous?"

"we don't know. they damage the nerve tissues"

well, then they're poisonous, aren't they?

#monsterdon

that's a secret tool that will serve us later (gun) #monsterdon

preferential treatment grows out of the barrel of a gun
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"things are kind of weird around here"

you don't say

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I confess I'm a huge sucker for the "wander around spooky environment piecing together What Went Wrong" trope that's quite common in horror videogames but not common enough in film #Monsterdon

if none of them turns into a fungus I'm gonna be pretty disappointed #monsterdon

GHOST SPAM #monsterdon

this ship wouldn't be called the nostromo by any chance, would it? #monsterdon

why did they scream tho? did women back then just scream when they saw things?

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trend of turtles scaring the shit out of people still strong among the japanese youths #monsterdon

Skull island? Monster Island? Pharoh island? Infant island? Boning island? Island of lost souls?

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Oh, it really is a modern ship. A modern research three-masted galleon. Ok.

#monsterdon

WERE IN LUCK IF THAT THING IS EDIBLE
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Eat the mushroom! #monsterdon

<Ron Howard>That's the name of the show.</Ron Howard> #Monsterdon

just watching these fungus scenes makes me want to put on my N95 #monsterdon

okay now thats a mushroom
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No lie a guy from the HPB across town got hospitalized for mold that had taken up residence in his lungs, if the ghosts don't get them the mold spores definitely will. #monsterdon

i would never pass up a chance to start counting geigers. if there are geigers around, you want them counted
#monsterdon

actually the ship is an incredibly cool, spooky location. they did a good job with it

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woohoo it's NUCLEAR fungus :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

A g-g-ghost ship!
Oh it was all a dream. Good short film. I rate it a---
Oh wait back to some drunks and academics getting surly at each other.

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#monsterdon "This ship was probably stranded over a year ago."

Right. A year ago when people used giant sailing ships.