It’s burned his chest #Monsterdon

I'm happy 'cuz I been shootin' mah laser. And that's not a euphemism this time. #monsterdon #laserblast

#Monsterdon I'm far too sober for this movie. I'm gonna have to smoke some weed about it.

@davesdogmaggie Like his brain. #monsterdon

Surprisingly, this doesn't turn out to be a skin flick
#monsterdon

You and me and the sky, it's like a giant cup!

Two people, one cup.

Wait...

#monsterdon

We're at icky romance already.
#monsterdon

@Taweret it really feels like they went through a catalogue sorted by price low to high and just pickd the first half dozen

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The A-Team (2010) (The movie), living up to all the expectations set by Laserblast (1978) at 2.5 stars as far as Leonard Maltin is concerned.

They make a good couple cause of the unbuttoned shirts

#Monsterdon

There's a red spot on his chest. Is this supposed to be foreshadowing? Is this moving attempting to be _subtle_?

#monsterdon #laserblast

"Oh Billy, why can't you be… more ordinary"

Yea, us too lady.

#Monsterdon

America in the 70s. Due to economic hardship, shirtlessness and tight pants were rampant.

#monsterdon

I'm tired of looking at his chest. #Monsterdon

Yeah I definitely wish for the people I care about to settle down with a babe who gazes lovingly into their eyes and says, "Why can't you be more ordinary?"

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

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Billy is super duper unlikable

Went to grab a snack and was startled by Billy's scream from the other room lol!
#Monsterdon

@nhgeek No joke, they're just straight up "Spend the night in a van in the woods!" #monsterdon

It's Dirty Harry!
#monsterdon #laserblast

He’s a smooooooth motha-fucka! #Monsterdon

oh my god he is 5

#monsterdon

What do you think the aliens are up to? Something cool I bet
#monsterdon

So everyone in this movie is allergic to shirts, got it.

#monsterdon #laserblast

Is this a motorized cycle?

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

He was in his van the whole time! Who woulda thought?

#monsterdon
#Laserblast

Wonder what the turtle aliens are doing.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

..Billy really is 5.

#monsterdon

Laserblast 2: the Search for Billy. #monsterdon

That wine is undoubtably a bad chianti.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon is the soundtrack watching the same movie I'm watching?

So, uh, I guess this movie has some characters in it? Maybe?

#Monsterdon

This week on Abandoned Resort

#monsterdon #laserblast

the theme of Laserblast?

Unbuttoned shirts. Unbuttoned shirts EVERYWHERE. #monsterdon

Aaaand it's the sound of a moped, but all we see are weeds

#monsterdon

She stole Binx’s moped! #Monsterdon

I seen airbnb listings like this hippie van campout. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the girl's also sporting an open-shirt look. at least she has something under it

whelp looks like billy already burned down the house

#monsterdon #laserblast

Universe, ebikes really are just modern mopeds, aren't they?

#monsterdon

See? The laser is so powerful it can destroy *clear glass* without setting everything around the bottle on fire. #monsterdon #laserblast

Urrrghhh, somebody teach this editor about 'Pacing'

#Monsterdon

Camera lost her but it is a one take movie
#monsterdon

No buddy, I do NOT like this town. #monsterdon

$11.15! What is he buying? Two eggs?

#Monsterdon

Apparently one of the two composers was the son of Jerry Goldsmith (until the movie came out I assume) #monsterdon

A briefcase up the crack is... #monsterdon

"So how was work today?"

"Fine, someone did shove the corner of their briefcase up my ass." #monsterdon

That driver's side window was kinda streaky, frankly.

#Monsterdon

I like he puts the necklace on and it jumps back to his hand for the last couple shots. #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf And the fact that we can tell is deeply disturbing

#Monsterdon

YES put your hand in the tube, Luke. Then jump around like a kid.

#monsterdon #laserblast

Dang. Missed the start of #monsterdon again.

Bicentennial plates #monsterdon

The perfect toy for dry California summers.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

#Monsterdon

The hair stylests on set were like

"Parted in the middle and feathered back for everyone."

#monsterdon you know, Leonard Maltin thinks this is almost as good as Sophie's Choice. I didn't think we watched good movies here.

Did the suit guy tried to sodomize do old man with his briefcase?
#monsterdon

I kind of want to go on a rant about lasers and the particle/wave duality of light as depicted by sci-fi movies showing "laser blasts" but I'm not feeling up to it tonight. I'll need someone else (maybe better versed in phyiscal chemistry? it's been a while for me) to pick up the baton...

#Monsterdon

$11.50 with the oil. (!!!)

#monsterdon

This movie is so enthralling that I'm now mixing together my dipping sauces

#Monsterdon

did he do the Elon jump? #monsterdon

so like, this dude is just smoking weed non-stop in between takes right? like thats painfully clear, right?

he's got that expression that every white stoner has that just makes me sigh and realize im about to have a miserable time around them

#monsterdon

I don't know this character's name. But some call him... Tim?
#monsterdon

Best way to counter a laser blast is to record it on a LaserDisc. 💿

#monsterdon #Laserblast #mst3k

Does none of this look like a wildfire hazard to him?
#monsterdon

Is that a briefcase in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

I'm not even going to ask what that pendant thing looks like to you guys.

#Monsterdon

Love the no ammo sound.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

For a few seconds of laser blasting we are going to be punished with more 'drama'

Enter: Rich Twat in a suit

#Monsterdon

call the studio, we need more dynamite. #monsterdon

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Oh no and now this guy

not that there isn't a long long list of things i'd like to, and indeed would, blow up if i found a laser blaster out in the desert, but i'd probably have my shirt buttoned up while i did it. #monsterdon

The score for this movie is trying really really hard to be something better than deeply embarrassing, so kudos to that part of the production #monsterdon

Earth monkey has discovered the miracle of laser fire.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

"That's it! With this incredibly advanced piece of alien weaponry, I can start the best landscaping business in So-Cal!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh shit he gonna get froggy with da blasta

This is clearly not the first Laserblaster he's found in the desert while being revved up on colas. #Monsterdon #laserblast

to be fair I believe at his age I would have been behaving exactly the same way with the new-found laserblaster

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

stares at camera

Have you or a loved one ever been injured....

#monsterdon

how did i manage to show up late on the one week where the movie is named LASERBLAST #monsterdon

Look. You see a weird thing, sure, you pick it up and say "pow" what, once? #monsterdon

Conveniently editing out the part where the necklace part does not fit around laser kid's gigantic head. #monsterdon #laserblast

isn't it always the way, you get in your car you forget your key fob #monsterdon

He looks way too unphased at the fact that this is a real space weapon
#Monsterdon

Destroyed your Coke bottle, but you pick it up anyway? #Monsterdon

This makes Billy potent in a way he's never been before #monsterdon

His enjoyment of laser blasting is upsettingly sexual. #Monsterdon

Now that he's wearing an avocado around his neck, he's unstoppable #Monsterdon

Does the Laserblaster not work without the necklace? Hmm.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

No pew pew without an artichoke.

#monsterdon

FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS!!! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

So wait why were things randomly exploding earlier

#Monsterdon

This week on Mythbusters

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Shooting laser makes Billy's nips hard.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#Rootpost for #Monsterdon

The Alien Artifact of Infinite Kapow!!!! #monsterdon

Pow pow pow. zappity zap. Pow pow.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

"Tell them that I AM THAT I AM sent you!"

#Monsterdon

please blow up the van please blow up the van

#monsterdon