@strangefour I LOVE how the doctor tells the woman (whose sister just died, vanished, and they've decided is going to come back as a vampire) to get some sleep *so she can do some of the driving later*! He is one hard core vampire hunter, no time for pity for this woman! #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#LakeOfDracula
πΆ We got a vampire con-voy, Rockin thru the night! πΆ
I assumed she was vamp but she was just goth af
Typical younger sister becoming a vampire out of spite
Vampire vibraphone and creepy clarinet
Would vampires be pro-turtleneck or anti-turtleneck?
Maybe pro because it keeps the neck warm and hides scars?
Maybe anti because they get off on neck pics?
That was abrupt. Good thing we still have sis.
Spring-loaded corpse
@diazona @Configures @RachelThornSub
They were fighting in a carβ¦ where all the best fights happen. And just like everyoneβs car there are always a bunch of loose wrenches in the back seatβ¦ just in case
Is βNatchaβ just how Natsuko is spoken, like a contraction, or do they call her something like Nacchan? #monsterdon #monstermiru
@strangefour Heh yeah that's true... I've also always thought of it as a necessary check on vampire powers, otherwise people wouldn't be safe anywhere
Coffee is served
This is boring⦠when is The Lake gonna show up?
Tell me more about these unbitten necks⦠describe them in great detail
@ohiofi would it be like a red cross blood drive #monsterdon #lakeofdracula #monsterdondoublefeature #miru
Would porn for vampires be just necks? Or would it be like a Red Cross blood drive?
@ohiofi I wonder if necks would be an intimate body part for vampires? They might want them covered for the same reasons we wear underwear
So does this guy always open up every coffin that heβs supposed to deliver?
@Terencio @ohiofi Both named Leo, suspiciously. Does the little girl (now grown up) just name all her dogs Leo as they die / run off and she gets a new dog? #monsterdon
#LakeOfDracula
#monsterdondoublefeature
#miru
All the 1% vampires have lake coffins for vacation
@strangefour Doggo saw what the other doggo had to deal with and decided to peace out of the movie ASAP
LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We got TOHO sign!
@Terencio I think you picked the wrong one to sleep through π
Dead-beat vampire dad is tired of his kid leeching off him
Props to Akiko for knowing the importance of a good fashion sense when hunting past psychological trauma
Nice soundtrack
To the human-mobile!
I like how there is an IMDB credit for "The Dead Body in Front of Piano"
@ohiofi @Configures @RachelThornSub Oh of course, everyone I know has their loose wrench collection in their back seat
@RachelThornSub Yes, this doctor has studied vampirology AND hypnotism and is using hypnotism to recall her past memories! #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#LakeOfDracula
@ohiofi Baby sister was tranced by the vampire, not a vampire yet. Vampire drained her in the woods, she died from blood loss, wanted to be burned so she wouldn't turn into a vamp, but because they're not burning her, she's GOING to turn into a vamp now. #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#LakeOfDracula
Didnβt know that vampires could die from a car ride
That was lucky! β‘οΈ
@strangefour but in some seriousness, I kinda thought the traditional idea was that vampires are magically prohibited from entering a region that constitutes a home without being invited in, and since it's a magical (not physical) effect, it doesn't require that the region is actually enclosed
@strangefour Sounds like a question for Vampire Court
(which should totally be a TV show)
Wait⦠balcony girl was someone else?
He just wants a goth gf
Lake-heads know what Iβm talkin about
@Terencio yum
I have pizza on deck for dinner after this (no anchovies though), I am increasingly looking forward to it
@strangefour Theyβre all good dog actors
@strangefour Leo was definitely still breathing though
@ohiofi Unbitten necks would probably be a part of it
Not gonna make it thru #MonsterMiru / #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Drifting off listening to Tom Waits' medley of "Silent Night" and "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis"
Japanese jazz kinda killing it in this scene π΅
@ohiofi He's nothing if not thorough
@Terencio oh lol I thought that was a mattress