"Gross! I'm a tarantula and you made ME sicked out!" #Monsterdon

The king of the spider hill should be Mike Judge #monsterdon

Saved by the spider?#monsterdon

Fun fact: test audiences got confused when they called the spiders "arachnids," so they reshot all the scenes and used the term "insect" instead

#monsterdon

Kind of pretty? Snort.

#Monsterdon

don't do it ma'am, don't-- ugh. #monsterdon

Eeeech. Please don't kiss the Shat. #Monsterdon

I really want to do an edit of this film where Shatner rips a big one every time he makes an inappropriate advance. #Monsterdon

🦖#Monsterdon

🕷️ KINGDOM OF THE TRIVIA 🕷️

Spiders cost was $50,000. Filmmakers paid wranglers $10 per tarantula collected.

#KingdomOfTheSpiders

Gross! Back off, bub! Boos, Shatner! #Monsterdon

@brooke Is that on the Bingo card

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@swelljoe He wanted to know if that's her actual hair or a hairpiece like his #monsterdon

"This right here is scientific phenomenon"

That's a thing scientists say. #monsterdon

Please tell me there's a "why are the spiders doing this" version somewhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ #Monsterdon

This whole "spiders are killing for food" plot would be more convincing if, say, the spiders ATE anything they killed. But every animal you have found was just lying there with no spiders anywhere nearby. #monsterdon

#monsterdon did he just sniff her hair, what the fuck?

#Monsterdon Scientist lady hypothesizes why the spiders would become more aggressive related to environmental degredation. Rural vet guy: how do we get rid of them?

Didn't she take the pictures? She acts like she's never seen them

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Jesus she put THAT together swiftly. #Monsterdon

"How do we get rid of them?"

Feed 'em. Buy 'em off. #Monsterdon

ma'am, use some of those photo developing chemicals to do the world a favor please. #monsterdon

Boooooo (throwing popcorn at the scree)
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The real enemy is DDT!

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE? #monsterdon #kingdomofthespiders

My money is on Shat lying about his brother dying in `nam to get sympathy from his kidnapping victim / lunch date.
#Monsterdon #KingdomoftheSpiders

Is that the world's biggest pour of white white, or the West's flattest beer?

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The real monster is DDT! Pesticides!

#monsterdon

Goodness grief, don’t creep on a girl. Ugh!
#monsterdon

Oh it's DDT? I was hoping it was the high-tech chemical toilets from the Colorado couple that was causing the Spider Problem

#Monsterdon

so in order to survive, spiders are killing dogs and just leaving them there untouched

yes, i see

#monsterdon

I heard the film "Kingdom of the Spiders: Rack Origins" is currently in development at MGM with Chris Pine attached to play Young Rack. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine We needed a content warning for awkward flirting #monsterdon

#monsterdon Country Vet "I consent", Big City Academic "I consent, I guess", Tarantula crawling out of a coffee tin just trying to get out of the scene "Well I don't" #kingdomOfTheSpiders

* Follow the female lead and run her off the road
* Steal her car with her in it
* Toast "to women's lib"

hdyiduehdkjfjfuhjdjqua🤯

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VIET FUCKING NAM!!! #Monsterdon

Hungry Hungry Spiders? #monsterdon

Vietnam gets an honorable mention

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@EricCarroll the shat is being suuuuuuch a dick. #monsterdon

Shatner's younger brother was "killed in 'Nam"? Was he... 20 years younger?

#Monsterdon

"He got killed in 'nam. Took an arrow to the knee" #monsterdon

Killed in Vietnam on Day 2? Damn. #Monsterdon

This backstory is the most boring shit I ever heard. #Monsterdon

So, does she just have a darkroom in her two very small bags?
#Monsterdon

Oooh Dr Ashley with some sick burns

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I'm honestly not sure how much more of this I can take.

(it has nothing to do with the spiders)

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To Women's Lib!

hahaha, 70s

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"Would you be less skeptical if a man told you?"

911 I'd like to report a murder.

How did he get up from that?

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"Died in Vietnam." #Monsterdon

i think i'll call him Rack because i'd like to torture him on the. #monsterdon

interstitial card "Shatner died on the way to the restaurant, The End" #Monsterdon

THAT"S OUR QUESTION< MOVIE!

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I'm rooting for the spiders now

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@swelljoe You just promise them some Ethereum I think #monsterdon

Was that technically kidnapping?

"The only person who is uptight about you being a woman is you"

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How did you end up with a name like Rack?

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yeah okay I'm done

#monsterdon #KingdomeOfTheSpiders

Shat physically puts her in the passenger seat and gets in her car to drive it without permission, it's a fine line to kidnapping. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait .. why are there two glasses on the table already???

@starkraving666 Starting to think I'd rather have a spider instead

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I just remembered I had some denim culotte overalls in the 70s. It was a look

#Monsterdon

Shatner just committed grand theft auto and kidnapping...
Wtf is this movie?
#Monsterdon #KingdomoftheSpiders

Them matching vibes with the mound of spiders.

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this is why u should never agree to go to dinner with somebody who keeps asking you. u agree & suddenly he thinks he can pick you up & drive your car 😩

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reckless Shaterning is a crime against men as well as women

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@Zerofactorial I think the hard part is luring some spiders to travel 600 miles to move into your spider hill. #Monsterdon

Listen, you need to off him, I'll say I saw whatever.
#monsterdon

@jonny cuz thousands of big furry spiders aren't creepy enough so we gotta have have that subplot too #Monsterdon

My most charitable reading is that he was saying that his ex was a huge racist, I guess?

#Monsterdon

Waiting for one (1) redeeming moment from Shatner

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So far we have flirting with your brothers widow, nearly driving another women off the road and a swinger couple
#Monsterdon

Oh now I really hate you Shatner #monsterdon

Ma'am you can beat the shit out of him if you want. :/ #Monsterdon

nice boots tho

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I'm gonna skip this flirting scene to see if they get to more spiders #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's Han Solo confirmed.

@Louisa grotesquely is absolutely the word

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the men are way creepier than any spider #monsterdon

So is anybody still confused about the bear vs man in the woods thing after watching this scene? #monsterdon #kingdomofthespiders

well, you're pretty creepy for a guy. why don't you back off. #monsterdon

Dang it. Old Jake should have lived. Poor pup defending his humans.
#Monsterdon

"What's the phrase... misogynist asshat?"

#monsterdon #KingdomeOfTheSpiders

That's funny, it was a no-passing zone in the wide shot, but in the close-up it was dashed yellow line. #monsterdon

Probably fine for this little girl who lost her father to see her uncle and mother grotesquely flirting all the time huh

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Shatner is trying to set up a cowboy harem. Ewww.
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Spider hill
Spider hill
Not a regular spider hill
By the cows
And the dog blood vials
Its location is off
By 600 miles
Look ouuuuut
Here comes the spider hill
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omg please nobody flirt for the rest of the movie

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"oh yeah, there's a spider hill behind the house, and I sure hope they don't come in"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Make sure your hands are warm"??? Really?

"I'm gonna show up and start milkin that cow?" Ew #monsterdon

@renegadejade Ordinarily I might say "what plot" but this movie is unusually coherent

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#monsterdon um wow that dialogue was weird.

Wonder what does it to make him finally get the girl

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And I got to say I think I might be tapping out of this one early

I remember it from when I watched it as a kid

So I was feeling nostalgic

But all of these animals that are dying I know it's necessary for the plot but dog now a cat that's too much for me right now

I'm outtie.

XOX

Enjoy

no one in this movie is allowed to talk about cows anymore

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She wants her brother in law’s deeyuk. #Monsterdon

MOVIE NO. NO TOUCH THE CAT.
You already killed a calf and a dog. You don't need to do a rule of threes BEFORE killing a person.
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@srol I know that the movie set is in AZ, but KLBJ is out of Austin TX #monsterdon

Oh no, Shatner. Don't. #monsterdon

The spider must have found a good host for their new queen to let the human live.

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why is there sort of a dead brother cuckoldry subplot going on in the spider movie #monsterdon

jesus god this cow dialogue make it stop

#monsterdon #KingdomeOfTheSpiders

DAMN! Woody Strode had quite the acting resume after being an NFL player.

#Monsterdon #KingdomOfTheSpiders