I'm a little behind because of clinic stuff. So...they subdued King Kong with a lullaby of drums. Next try giving him his juice box and a blanket, send him home, and Godzilla is surely stumped by a hole in the ground, so that's a wrap!
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"Godzilla's normally the problem, but -"
breaking the routine with two giant monsters is the real issue
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The rocks are doing most of the acting in this movie I'm afraid #monsterdon
OK now I wish this was godzilla vs Popeye #monsterdon
What is the deal with the little wood block sounds when godzilla flaps his arms #monsterdon
Yes! Make him eat his veggies! #monsterdon
I keep missing #Monsterdon welp
It's not a godzilla movie without a good tail yank #monsterdon
"Hey can you just slap together a bomb with this fruit ingredient? " I bet this guy is a nightmare at restaurants #monsterdon
oh sure, public transportation seems like a great idea until a kaiju shows up and eats the train you're in
"I'm in charge, you listen to me" -things said by people secure in their authority #monsterdon
Who could have guessed that a guy who busted out of a god damn iceberg would be able to shrug off some loose dirt piled on top of him #monsterdon
What if Godzilla got defeated by a pit trap and the rest of move was King Kong tripping over Tokyo
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Godzillas reaction to getting shocked is priceless "okay then, I'll just... go around..." #monsterdon
Maybe Kong just wants to do some window shopping in Akihabara. No need to assume the worst #monsterdon
The monsters are dancing to the lobby music now
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#monsterdon Kong's reactions are incredible
Missiles inaffective? Try an explosive pit trap for your large lizard needs!
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And...scene. This movie's gonna have to deliver some kaiju fighting better than that! #monsterdon
King Kong, who couldn't handle a few rounds of fruit juice, is.... losing??? #monsterdon
I think that lady tripping every two steps might be drunk.
I had to stop watching for clinic stuff, back now. Now they- King Kong EXPLODED
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No cat ears on this Godzilla #monsterdon
they're doing the anime bit where characters watch and narrate the fight
So King Kong and Godzilla have some history they're not stating here - what could it have been? #monsterdon
I love these toy vehicles #monsterdon
I feel like if you encounter godzilla in a wilderness area, you just kinda make sure you aren't in his way and you should be fine? It's not like he goes out of his way to kill people, it's just that when he's in an urban area there's too many people #monsterdon
Saw that coming. Now he's wet AND hungover #monsterdon
Driving up to the cops and announcing that you're the guy who brought a kaiju to Japan #monsterdon
Military school gets the best field trips. Make sure your parents sign the permission slip, or you won't get to go see Godzilla!
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"The UN says we must act to save the world" when do they say anything else, am I right #monsterdon
Fumiko isn't doing herself any favors stumbling around like that #monsterdon
I do not love the "trains can't move away from Godzilla" panic no I do not
just flailing around in ankle-deep water as Godzilla pays no attention to the tiny human #monsterdon
It's too dark to see if he has ears #monsterdon
godzilla is coming this way. don't panic lol
Oh right, it's a pharmaceutical company. They're going to advertise for pills that turn you into a giant gorilla, or make you think you did.
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien He thought they'd be distracted by Godzilla #monsterdon
The Groucho vibes from the boss have only intensified now that he's in a safari getup #monsterdon
King Kong should have obtained a proper visa #monsterdon
in my viewing it is canon that the islanders are dancing to the pop music I hear in this lobby while I watch this on my phone
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Chekhov's high explosives #monsterdon
toy boats #monsterdon
@Taweret Once he roofied himself they could have their way with him #monsterdon
how did they get kong on a raft?
you can't just skip that
i need to know how the fuck they did that
Wow, just going in on Godzilla. Breaking out the calipers #monsterdon
Big boy is thirsty #monsterdon
Surprisingly, the Red Bull didn't give him wings #monsterdon
I kinda see where the ad exec is coming from now, you replace one of those jars with a can of coke and you've struck gold #monsterdon
So what was the big slimy guy after? Some of that red juice? #monsterdon
Octopus kaiju squelches all around your village [asmr] #monsterdon
Primates are known for climbing ability and that pen was shorter than Kong. He stayed in there out of politeness. #Monsterdon
this octopus is my favorite character
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Nothing can tame it but 55 gallon drums of wasabi #monsterdon
release the Kong I guess #monsterdon
@Taweret It's probably delicious on rice #monsterdon
I left for like two minutes to get some water, where'd this freakin octopus come from!! #monsterdon
Way too moist #monsterdon
the Toho octopus has arrived
Advertising, notable for never using anybody who is fameous in their own right. If we don't think of paper towels or whatever when we see Godzilla, what's the point?
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Are the guys in pith helmets supposed to be their version of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis? #monsterdon
Somehow, godzilla came back #monsterdon
I like when they just take a blowtorch to the toy tanks and film them melting #monsterdon
Better bring King King to R Crumb before he fires your asses #monsterdon
Reptles are well known for their fear of electricity #monsterdon
I thought Gojira was turned into a skeleton. Or was there a movie in between last week's and this one? #monsterdon
@tessaracked He's hot-blooded, check it and see #monsterdon
Extra impressive that godzilla can smash his way out of an iceberg considering he's a reptile #monsterdon
Peekaboo! #monsterdon
Hired for her pouty sandwich-eating
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fun fact. king kong gets his power from lightning in this because it was originally supposed to be frankenstein instead
So are the submariners all dead....? #monsterdon
"Japanese Don Knotts playing Gilligan in brownface" is a pretty high concept, gotta hand it to em #monsterdon
Hurry up King Kong, you're our only hope now #monsterdon
They brought their blackface and mops
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I love that they've been captured upon threat of death before the sailors are even out of shouting distance #monsterdon
So, without sound, it looks like they ran a submarine into an iceburg, argued about it, then opened the door.
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okay that one guy is just Gilligan
@SeanAloysiusOBrien Yes indeedy #monsterdon
#monsterdon gross the submarine is peeing
The problem is that they let all these civilians on the bridge, everything would be under control otherwise #monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien And the thread stronger than steel is Mothra #monsterdon
The problem with this submarine is that it lacks a honking big drill bit on its nose #monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien Some frat bro #monsterdon
This is not a game you lose in. Only ever wins in advertising. What contract do they offer giant monsters?
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dude. no. get off the balcony
advertising companies versus science programs, and more television exploits in this week's #Monsterdon
normally the human character in kaiju films are either reporters, gov or military
having them work in advertising is different
@robotcarsley That's why the poles are melting #monsterdon
Ah the old days, when you could still smoke a pipe on a submarine #monsterdon
@SeanAloysiusOBrien Yeah, mixed with testosterone #monsterdon
Those matte paintings look like matte paintings #monsterdon
Yeah why is the Arctic melting 🤔 #monsterdon
it always throws me how they just have the western actors say their lines in english
Japanese Groucho Marx is a hardass #monsterdon
the guy on the other end of the phone cannot see you bowing, sir