The dog ate the first reel so they had to piece something together from stock footage #monsterdon

That's one old beef patty. #Monsterdon

@Louisa definitely not passive aggressive
#Monsterdon

Betty Hap-SHIT

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

#Monsterdon suspiciously even cut chops there

Blue, blue, electric blue
That's the color of this ocean
Where I will live

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

fake ass beard on a fake ass old man is an excellent start #monsterdon

I want that bookstore. #Monsterdon

Access to the center of the earth is in a giant bank of lime sherbet? o.O

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Again: NOT THE EARTH

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I like that we got a little setup like "no see this is a good story, everyone says so, and there have been lots of adaptations so we're not weird for turning it into a movie, we're not in trial here"

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"I wuv u Daddy Millies" okay nerd whatever just show me the lizard costumes #monsterdon

Oh. It’s in color. #Monsterdon

a movie this fabulous had better be some goddamn _fabulous_ and i do not think we're going to get that

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

... and there's a "history of" newsreel stuck on the front of the film.

#Monsterdon

@blue yeah that's what i'm watching #monsterdon

@srol yep that's the one... At least that's what I'm watching

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Joining in for #monsterdon

#Monsterdon twinkly music at odds with images. Loving it.

Pep Munnie! For when you want to purchase old-tyme soda! #Monsterdon

Here we go!

#Monsterdon

@blue got it too #Monsterdon

seeing all y'all get punked by the 1 minute intro scene while meanwhile i am over here in the technicolor tinted ocean intro montage #monsterdon

No one said the journey was going to be _FABULOUS_!

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCentreOfTheEarth

Looooove the little intro bit! #monsterdon

The FABULOUS!!! journey!

If we don't see feather boas and tiaras, I call bullshit on the fabulous part.

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Did they have to put this intro in to explain why the movie is going to be so fucking corny

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"The movie you are about to see is a tribute to these pioneers of science fiction"

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That was an opening. #Monsterdon

Augh jeez, I'm bein' beaten up by a timpani! #Monsterdon

Sun's got a pretty rockin' beat. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth #WhereTimeBegan

What is a movie? What is science fiction? Let us detail this
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Journey to the Center of Film History #Monsterdon

A film history context intro, am I watching the right one? #monsterdon

Wait, this one's animated? Nice!

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth

How were the hamburgers in 1898?
#monsterdon
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Never show clips of a better movie before your crappy movie. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth #WhereTimeBegan

Since the earliest days of cinema, Jules Verne's works have been butchered-- I mean adapted... #Monsterdon

aaand we have ye olde timey Jules Verne intro. guess i could've started 60 seconds ago. #monsterdon

ok the movie is starting but if this is boring i am leaving to go talk to my #mom some more #monsterdon

Whoops accidentally went back to the dawn of cinema. Instead of 1977 the year half of the bad sci-fi movies of all time came out.
#Monsterdon #WhenTimeBegan

Going WAAAAY back for the stock footage this time. #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth #WhereTimeBegan

#Monsterdon Go.

This has the feeling of a documentary already!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon NOW

WE GOT MUTTON-CHOP SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

#WhereTimeBegan #monsterdon

It's time to follow in the footsteps of Arne Saknussemm! Well, maybe ... I don't know if this version mentions him or not, having never seen it.

Onward, explorers! Press play now!

(I'll be posting as replies to that root post I just boosted)

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#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!!

And the race to the center of the Earth begins... Now. #Monsterdon

I'm warming up the slide projector. We got movie sign!! #monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth #WhereTimeBegan

Not shown in this movie: the scientists with the alternate theory about how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of <strike>a Tootsie Pop</strike> the earth.

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Okay, let's get started. Will just have to take a quick break when my dumplings get here. #Monsterdon