Jason here is staring a bit too intently at Pelias. Is he trying to start a cult?

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My memory is this is an actually-good film, and of course Ray, so this is a delight even if I only have a commentary track.

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@nev @Taweret Greek internet's just a series of lead tubes :x #Monsterdon

Nice sandal tan line #Monsterdon

"But I seem to have lost a sandal while doing it." Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN!

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Nice touch with the sandal tan. #Monsterdon

I am seeking the man with six fingers on his one sandal.
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Looks like the instance I am on is being very slow tonight. I have no idea if I will be able to chat as much, but know I am with you in spirit (and am watching the movie). #Monsterdon

"You have one sandal on your foot. A goddess was looking for you." #Monsterdon

Dude has had too much wine. He's now talking to a shadow in the middle of the temple that does not have an orgy going on. #monsterdon

Damn, even his horse thinks he's a dick. #Monsterdon

FUCK! He has only one sandal!

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Harp arpeggios == magic!

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The looking at things in the reflection of a water vessel trope is one of the most enduring in all of cinema.

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Behold! The man with one sandal!

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Guys being guys at the river's edge. #Monsterdon

This movie is so much better just for not having Lou Hercules

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@Taweret Mmmm, good question. Maybe the real monster is humanity or something
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"Five times Briseis has called on you, so five times you can help Jason"

This is too logical for #Monsterdon

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Shouldn't go swimming after eating, Pelias.

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@Taweret Oh they have internet, but this is ancient Greece so it's only dialup. The pools are higher bandwidth.

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Jason to the rescue #monsterdon

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Does the one sandal go over both feet like a giant boogie board?

Horsed by the Gods!

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lol so she just gonna prank him 5 times then?
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Excellent off-horse-into-water yeet

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"But then the Ring abandoned <strike>Isildur</strike> Pelias..."

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The man with six fingers and one sandal!
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The man with one sandal? Was he wearing a red dress?

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Hera like "BOO I'M SPOOKY" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon uh, does scaring his horse count as helping instance #1

And the man with one red shoe! #Monsterdon #JasonandtheArgonauts1963 It's the same man!

#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963 achievement unlocked: scared the shit out of a horse

A man w/ six saddles on his hand, what? #Monsterdon

Ah, deific sexism.

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THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE

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@peterries Great minds…

https://don.monster/@ramsey/116236172156439836

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The man with one sandal? CINDERFELLA?

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Zeus is a real asshole
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“No, I want to help Jason” if you know what I mean #Monsterdon

Damn, Tubi gots some serious buffering issues tonight. #Monsterdon

I guess actual Hera seems displeased with this development, maybe her statue is to blame

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Misogyny? In a midcentury greek movie? You don't say.

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Five plot coupons, issued to Hera by Zeus. #Monsterdon

"The rest is man's work"? REALLY, Zeus?

Okay well, I suppose being a misogynist dickbag _is_ mythologically appropriate...

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#Monsterdon #JasonAndTheArgonauts1963 Hera's playing the long game

Oh. Now we have Spartans lighting shit on fire. If there are Spartans there are bound to be gay drunken orgies. #monsterdon

Typical guy. Can't even look up from the TV to make eye contact as she talks to him.
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"Man's work"

UUGGGHHHH

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Zeus drops a coke bottle into the scrying pool, just for the lols #Monsterdon

Zeus is coming off like a cold reader here. #Monsterdon

Oh husbands, always ordering profanations. #monsterdon

Russell Crowe went back in time to play Zeus in this movie.

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#monsterdon You were looking for an excuse. The new 2026 Toyota Excuse.

The gods are bringing big "tech support" energy.

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this is going to be one of those "lovely stop motion, shame about the screenplay" deals, isn't it

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It wasn't me!
It was the one sandled man!
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Pouty Zeus is best Zeus.

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Hera with the mic drop!

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Meanwhile, on Mount Olympus #monsterdon

Beaming in to Olympus. #Monsterdon

I miss neon Olympus. :( #monsterdon

Living vicariously through people watching #Monsterdon.

YAY! Jason and the Argonauts! Except this temple is missiing something. Hmm...oh....drunken orgies #monsterdon

"A once-handled man? Alright, no more handling of any men from now on."

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Men drive themselves... unless they're in a Tesla

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#monsterdon No one can kill Jason.
Many movies prove this out.

The first 20 minutes is all prophecies coming true. #monsterdon

A one-sandaled man? Doesn't seem very threatening if he can't even keep both shoes on his feet

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because zeus, like the gods in general, are in it for the lulz

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Beware the man who has one shoe! His name…is Brian!

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"A one sandaled man?!"

"yes, and he will wear a sock too" #monsterdon

i don't remember the one-sandaled man part.

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A one-sandaled man! Oh my god, it's the Phantom of the Tap Studio! #Monsterdon

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I think stabbing a woman in a temple is an instance invitation to get God-smashed.

The child who has escaped you: Carl.

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A man with one red shoe?

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@ottaross

The trailer said it's filmed in "Diorama"

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Looks like it's black friday on Tessalia
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He has perma "oh shit" eyes of madness 👀
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Pussygalore as Hera in this.....enjoy the jokes!

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It's on like Godkey Kong. #Monsterdon

oh I hate to stab a butt like that

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Wait, and now he DOES have a sword??? Zeus is gonna be maaaaaaaad.

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Interesting that they put her in a purple dress. I don't recall enough of the story to know if that's foreshadowing Phonecians.

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He got the crazy eyes #monsterdon

Dude believed in prophecy so strongly that he thought he didn't even need his sword when he was prophesied to win. But a single prophecy against him was all it took for him to take it up again.

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Here for some old school awesomeness!

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To be clearer, woman fleeing with crying baby, not the baby running by itself #Monsterdon

Hi, I'm King MurderFace, are you a victim? #Monsterdon

OMG! It looks like the statue of Athena at the Parthenon in Nashville!

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#monsterdon Let's mince boys! ;)

thinking that every one of the extras in these scenes was a real human being....that's a lot of people to manage...

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He's got no need of his sword, but he's taking a dozen dudes with spears along with him lol

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@paco mine also appears so

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Oh a giant woman. Let's hear HER story. #Monsterdon

Hot potato hot potato who's got the hot potato #Monsterdon

ah yes, the classic Nanny Running Through Fire With A Child.

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This is very jaunty sacking #monsterdon