yeah baby, take down that building! #monsterdon

Octopus loves big clocks, it will not lie.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Who the hell has the time to tie a bow tie in the middle of a kaijiu attack?

#Monsterdon

if studios are gonna spend half a billion dollars on a movie they should do stop motion instead of cgi. its awesome

#monsterdon

you know, there is a distinct lack of aircraft in this thing. I've just seen the helicopters. #monsterdon

@diazona it truly is. Bravo, @paco
#Monsterdon

(We've been watching Beard Meets Food before bed. That dude is something else)

@Taweret It makes me hungry for some grilled octopus though #monsterdon

vcan i contact the army for flamethrowers? #monsterdon

She likes the scenes with the octopus. #Monsterdon

Oh I got to the noncon part. Least I hope it's the only one. Please more tentacles instead.
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That cannot bore, which never truly excited. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

Jog walk out of danger! #Monsterdon

I bet the land octopus is just trying to deliver a candygram

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That wall map is truly terrible, it looks thrown together in twenty minutes #monsterdon

But this is 'MURICA how is it they haven't unloaded like a million rounds into it by now? #Monsterdon

This is Arnie, your channel 9 eye in the sky, Bringing you the terror out of the sea. #Monsterdon

It's times like this that the inner Japanese citizen in all of us comes to the fore. #Monsterdon

Oh this is a beach full of suckers. The Jersey Shore?
*laugh track*
*oooooooh*
#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO TENTACLE STREET?

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Guest appearance by the Bay Bridge. #Monsterdon #itcamefrombeneaththesea

All the 30s stock footage of San Francisco in 1955. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

"...our submarine is ready"
"But, isn't it attacking the land?"
"your point?"

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

oh yeah, per-containerised shipping by like .... three years? Four? Neat.

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@amanjeev #Monsterdon is when everyone watches the same bad movie at the same time and rants about it online, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style.

if they wanted me to root against the monster, they should've made the human characters less shit

#monsterdon

So nice to see the old San Francisco skyline. Pre-Salesforce tower #monsterdon

Octopus ruins the exploratorium 😢 #monsterdon

thinking about how an octopus would actually behave here, hiding in camouflage and then suddenly pouncing and then jetting away, and they are so lucky they have the dramatic, extremely slow, tentacle waving kind of octopus #monsterdon

Is there a Golden Raspberry for sound recording? Because this thing deserves a golden raspberry for sound recording.

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

All we need is Ink Defense for 2 different bingoes! (bingos?)

#Monsterdon

go octopus! wreck their shit!

#teamOctopus

#monsterdon

guess i'll stay tho, you guys seem funny. (^_^) #monsterdon

OH COME ON! Take out THE FERRY BUILDING! #monsterdon

Eh, San Franciscans. Tell them where the danger is and they show up in droves to make sure no one ELSE is around. #Monsterdon

Oh man i think they accidentally had some non-white people with that stock footage of the telephone operators. #Monsterdon

The monster is fed up with the toll increases in the Bay Area #monsterdon

They must have gotten a good deal on the helicopter footage.

#Monsterdon

Emergency! Everyone to get from street! Emergency! Everyone to get from street! #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

"everybody leave" okay, bye! #monsterdon

@blogdiva Thick thighs ruin bridges. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

And of course people run down to the Ferry building. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 not until the octopus eats the guys, I thought

#Monsterdon

"That's right citizens, the government is working FOR YOU! Don't question us, just shut up and get in line!" #Monsterdon

for a DANGEROUSLY RADIOACTIVE monster, this movie is short on Geiger counters. #monsterdon

"go about your normal business, but also all the bridges and ferries out of town are closed." #monsterdon

why would want to take a boat anywhere?

#monsterdon

Do NOT TAKE THESE ROADS. They are STATE PROPERTY, leave them WHERE THEY ARE.

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Oh man that was on screen for what felt like a whole minute. Attention spans and reading comprehension in the past were vastly different.
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I wonder if their submarine net caught any submarines

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@Bluedepth The movie was leading us to believe its chief interest was tasty little fish #monsterdon

You'd think the guard would have been a little more contrite about getting told off by Carter himself

#Monsterdon

Those tentacles are covered in assholes. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

wait how did they LOSE it #monsterdon

You big dumb caloot! #Monsterdon

honey, I know the bridge candy is sweet, please don't lick it it's bad for you

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

City landmark destroyed!

#Monsterdon

oh the taxpayer’s money to repair this #monsterdon

ah hell, someone saved Pete. (T_T) #monsterdon

Heh, that look in the car was great :D #Monsterdon

Hey, Mr, Ms or Mx Octopus? The paint on the golden gate is tinted with lead compounds. Please do not attempt to ingest the bridge. #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea

@joewynne I would also prefer more stock footage than any more of the sexual tension scenes. Or repeats of previous monster appearances #monsterdon

That composite of the tentacle coming up through the bridge is a sweet shot. #Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

Is it just me, or with all these SeaBees around, does anyone else half expect them to bust out "There is Nothing Like a Dame"?

#Monsterdon

that's, uh

that's not how that bridge is gonna fail #monsterdon

this is great

#monsterdon

"Aaaand... Scream. That's it! Got it, cut, print." #Monsterdon

It's kinda weird seeing this right after Godzilla Minus One. Both work along similar "big creature in the ocean attacking ships" in a Jaws like way. But man story telling has come along way in almost 70 years.
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Ha ha ha ha, that cut to the scream oh man XD #Monsterdon

This is why they call it a Suspense(tion) Bridge!

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

nice falling car, +10

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oo! one toy car, down! #monsterdon

"Fold up the rear view mirror so that the camera doesn't see itself. I hope nobody notices." #monsterdon #BeneathTheSea #WELLIFUCKINGNOTICED

what is #monsterdon 😭

octopus says ACAB #monsterdon

Big Octopus says ACAB #Monsterdon

@paco I've been watching competitive eating videos on YouTube lately, this is an amazing image

#Monsterdon

Most other kaiju movies their lives would have been thrown away without a second thought. #Monsterdon

this is how my cat behaves when she is rubbing her little beans on new cardboard. she just likes how the bridge feels on her suckers and everyone is freaking out for no reason #monsterdon

yes! that's it, Mr Octopus! pete is right there! #monsterdon

You see, Billy, when an octopus loves a bridge very much... #Monsterdon

What's in it for the monster to go attacking the bridge? I don't get it #monsterdon

i think they recorded a coffee machine for the monster’s sound #monsterdon

Bong rips are back

#Monsterdon

Hey, slow your role people who want to see more tentacular action. Claymation takes a long time. One tentacle smashing a ship in stop action takes 20 years to film!

#NotReally
#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Do your civic duty and have lunch.

@arisummerland Crossing my Tentacles for it!
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#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon

"You're to abandon your post immediately and not sacrifice your life to-- hello? Hello? Oh, you fucked off already. Good man." #Monsterdon

Right on it's attacking San Francisco! #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 she just likes it, everyone relax #monsterdon

yeah, no problem, i am 100% getting off this movie! #monsterdon

"Let's have an underwater monster when 98% of the movie is above water so we can barely have any interaction with the thing."

I mean, it's supposed to come from beneath the sea, not stay beneath the sea.

#Monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

#monsterdon "Let's see what that high voltage can do, throw the switch" /giant octupus starts getting _all sexy_ with the golden gate bridge... "Maybe it wants to fight" uhhhh maybe it really just wants to make bridge bebes

[whistles mash theme MORE]

#monsterdon #ItCameFromBeneathTheSea

@Taweret I have an idea for a special cut of this #monsterdon

Uh oh ... just remembered the Old Chekov's Golden Gate Bridge rule of science fiction: if the Golden Gate Bridge shows up in a sci-fi movie, it will be destroyed by the end of the picture ...
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#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 That seems extremely believable

#Monsterdon

Giant octopus caresses support pylon of Golden Gate Bridge, film at 10

#Monsterdon

It’s gonna make love to that bridge. #Monsterdon

COLD WET TRIVIA
San Fran officials nixed shooting on Golden Gate bridge, requiring Harryhausan to use much of his tiny budget on recreating that bridge...in lead.

#ItCameFromBeneathTheSea
#Monsterdon

Another coffee tease #monsterdon