"The best way to proceed is by a process of questions and answers."

"This is really more of a comment...."

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"Base on the Moon. How did it get there"

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Straker...Straker...STRAKER!

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Oh boy, budgetary discussions!

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Interior design is 11/10 the colors, the stripes, the orb lamps

this looks to be a terrible dnd session, all bickering on the expedition supplies.

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"We've moved into an age where science fiction has become fact. As has the ridiculous coiffure I am sporting here today."

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“Colonel, rather than question and answer perhaps we can proceed with charades?” #Monsterdon

oh no it's Iron Sky

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#monsterdon are we all seeing the same commercials?

Gereral Stryker? From the X-Men movies? #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Landed in Chicago. I’m in an Uber and need to make a stop on my way to the hotel. Will probably completely miss #Monsterdon. 😭

If we approve of this money can the space station be operated entirely by women in kicking outfits and purple wigs? #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Fiscal responsibility from the Frecnh representative? Suspension of disbelief challenged...

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#monsterdon wait so is he supposed to be an alien transplant? are we supposed to take away from this that he's misleading them?

(this is on the @miru stream, apologies to those using other less-hilarious sources)

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Rolls Royce full of rocks and explodium. No seatbelts, so thank goodness he was thrown clear.

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Oh man, even a Rolls Royce isn't immune from the instant explosion when going over a cliff.

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"I would like to apologize on behalf of General Patterson for his absence. As you know, he's dead"

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You would think Rolls-Royce wouldn't have explodium in their cars but you would be wrong. #Monsterdon

@Louisa STOP MAKING THE JOKES I AM THINKING #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Okay they zoomed in on the startling photo. but it was impossible to make out wtf is was supposed to be.
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"Would you turn around colonel?"

hahah he actually did a 360! i had to delete my joke. chuckling

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Ominous music

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"& that's how I lost my homework. It was thrown from the car when I was struck by a mortar." #Monsterdon

Gratuitous shot of the UN building. Remember when it was a sci-fi trope that the UN would eventually become the government of Earth? #Monsterdon

Also the hot wheels car falling down the hill #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

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Hey! I don't have a phone on my motorbike!

Actually, I don't have a motorbike, either.

GERRY. NO. WE DON'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS YET. WE ARE NOT READY TO SIT THROUGH A COMMITTEE MEETING. NO.

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all this to get a driver's license photo, geez

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Gents, is your destruct negative? Try Boom brand cream.

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Pan Am airways?

Okay I am genuinely confused.
I was given to understand that we would be viewing a film rather than a crust.
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Maybe this will be like the X-Files and the ambiguity about aliens will be....nope they are real!

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whoa shooty again already, and i have no idea who anyone is!

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okay but seriously there have already been more subtitles describing sound effects than dialogue

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So are the explosions meant to resonate w/ fans of mortars or bad driving or #Monsterdon

I can’t believe that guy is calmly chatting on the phone while he’s riding a motor bike.

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Whoever is on that rocket pod is a terrible shot.

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Rocks fall, everyone dies.

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#monsterdon Improvised Explosive Speed Humps

Ohhhh, it's a BIG budget movie!

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6 minutes to first UFO (the first one was clearly identifiable as a plane). Not bad.

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@catzilla Skeet surfing anyone?

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#monsterdon why are aliens less accurate than Ukranian drones?

Nooooooooo! Your evidence! #monsterdon

LOL @ the SFX explosions at a very safe distance from the road, the car and everything else #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Was he making sure the paper had no wrinkles? #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

meanwhile, at a postcard of the UN building

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so far, we've got jungle machine guns, a briefcase full of secrets, and 'splosions

the schlock is looking pretty promising so far

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#monsterdon nooooooooo not the model car!!!

[Holds out the report length-wise]

"Who would have guessed the aliens would have been so sexy."

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Just keep swerving boys, it'll be OK... er, forget it. #monsterdon

Is it my imagination or is that guy with the briefcase a dead ringer for Captain Scarlet?

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Using a phone headset on a Lou's motorcycle with blaring siren should work well.

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I'm sorry Mr general, but my buddy Elwood Blues had a bitching harmonica on his briefcase
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okay missed the first few minutes of this. #Monsterdon film "Invasion: UFO" is said to be cobbled together from a 1970s British TV show.

It sure looks like it

#monsterdon reminder for anyone using VLC who's forgot: it's alt or ctrl or applekey plus "e" to adjust the hue/saturation etc...

oops, sorry sir. he was the one who called in the warning too, much good tho it did him.

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A parade for sad dads. #Monsterdon

Man, the road where Mulder lost time has really gotten violent over the years.

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Oh, it's not the football.

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I've got the Pistons game on tv(that's the team I root for. Game 7). They can't make a shot or get a board right now. #monsterdon

The colonel has a David Soul look, without paying Starsky & Hutch prices.

Discount David Soul has a bit of a high-pitched voice though.

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@diazona #Monsterdon poetry FTW!

“…CAN’T HEAR YOU. TOO MUCH SIRENS”

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I would be so stressed out upon arrival after 30 minutes of siren escort #Monsterdon

Watch out for the squibs!
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So the secrets inside depend upon the enemy’s reluctance to try to slide the very conspicuous nameplate out? These were more trusting times!

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It's so cool that no one knows how to tamper w/ evidence in this world. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'm calling from a motorcycle phone! Yes, it looks exactly like you're imagining!"

Is it just me, or does the military dude look like a Richard Nixon impersonator?

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DESTRUCT
NEGATIVE

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we're watching the widescreen since i've seen all this before and the print quality's that much better

just want to see how they change it

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THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS. WE'RE NOT IN THIS PICTURE. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

is that "DESTRUCT: NEGATIVE" in the Gorton font?

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"You said: Destruct: Negative. Let's open the binder now & see what the correct answer was" #Monsterdon

Hey sarge, it's the sky!

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For my snack I went with sunchips and a very chilled fizzy water. :) #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

Bond? James Bond?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Destroy Negative” is kinda rude to say about the movie... ahem...

That is the least secure briefcase EVER.
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[lady screams]

[engine roars]

[siren wails]

[movie bores]

(not really but it rhymes and that's what counts right?)

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Does that imply the briefcase could incinerate its contents? Honestly pretty cool.

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I was about to say this was an advertisement for E Straker brand attaché cases with integrated handcuff. Alas, it was the owner's name.

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Oh this is a Pip-Pip Cherrio kind of movie.

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The subtitles said Checkers but I don't think that is correct..

Important Meetings in Moving Cars

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i don't want to see your clincher, sir.

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@moira

The other week I asked about practices, and no one answered.

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"These guys look familiar"

They're old & English

"Oh that would do it"
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greenscreened greenery

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Extra points for annoying and pointless high pitched sounds #Monsterdon

Did they shoot that rear projection from a motorcycle with no suspension? #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Now which ones are the screams and which ones are the roars again?

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E. Straker, not to be confused with Ted Striker #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Oh this? It’s my Emotional Support Briefcase #Monsterdon

Okay so this is a Gerry Anderson joint right. As this goes on we must ask our selves if this movie would have been better if all the characters were wooden puppets reading their lines?
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"a shattering business"

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Even in the future Rolls Royce look like a Rolls Royce.

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