Oh no. Not the jazzy music!! Not again!!!!

#Monsterdon

Code yellow: All the submarines turn yellow and everyone starts singing The Beatles.

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1: Hey, we have to cut down an entire TV show for a film. What scenes should we cut?

2: Absolutely NEVER cut the scene of the aircraft turning off the breaks and gaining airspeed! That would be CRIMINAL!

#monsterdon

Sure, Shadair. It's Iranian.

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Sure glad you're keeping a low profile with those big logos on all your stuff...

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IS THE CONCORDE LOUD ENOUGH

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130... 140... what's your clearance, Clarence?

#Monsterdon

I just heard something about living in agony for years, sounds about right

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"Shad-Air" Not quite the branding I would go for. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Very Gerry Anderson lingering on the equipment as the SST takes off.

#monsterdon

His HR talks are feared in 5 states.

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Are the purple haired people Maya Rudolph clones? #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

This guy is being kind of a jerk to Ford. If I was Ford, I'd consider putting in for a transfer.
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#monsterdon "Yoo-foe incidents"

10:45? Must time for Letterman

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NGL that SST is sexy #Monsterdon

"The Devil Wears SHADO"

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Those submarine crews are not to be meshed with.

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Lookit the uniforms THE FUTURE WAS GAY :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

I gotta give it to 60s and 70s SciFi movies for making some bold fassion decisions. I think it's time to bring them back
#Monsterdon

@klu9 It's got a jet on the front of it that can take off from underwater. It's VERY Gerry Anderson. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

Ewfoe again

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#Monsterdon 🌍 👨 👩 🫸 🚀 👽 🌕 😱
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That's what exposition is all about, Ford.

I'll tell you when it gets clarified.

gonna threaten Ford's kids too?

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They are saying yooo-fo?
#monsterdon

Wait I'm calling that bluff, just how important *is* security to SHADO?

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This guy's one tactic is guilt trip. #Monsterdon

Straker’s uniform seems like it would make bathroom breaks a… a challenge.

#Monsterdon

Thanks for explaining things, sir
#Monsterdon

Those submarine uniforms are… certainly a choice someone made.

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO1980

These people desperately need help from alien Miranda Priestly

...now there's an idea

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In his lonely cabin, the studious captain reads his files. While smoking a spliff. #Monsterdon

Whoops, hit a vein of exposition. #Monsterdon

Looking at these work uniforms, imagine what people are wearing at their equivalent of the Met Gala #monsterdon

Yes, levtenant

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Elf Administrator very angry

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M-male presenting nipples? Scandalous! I've got to rush out to buy some pearls to clutch!

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Fishnet men shirts. Check.

#Monsterdon

the purple hair people look like katy perry

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Looks like Ford Prefect's about to lose his job

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Somber music

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@LingLass
Oh yes. The purple wigs and shiny suits!

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I love the purple hair👩‍🎤#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO #InvasionUFO1980

Purple wig: awesome!

Bangs: fine

Widow’s peak bangs: immediately no

#Monsterdon

So much mesh! #Monsterdon

here a little late for Invasion: UFO (1980). First things I see: 1) sick hair and 2) Bechdel Test pass. #Monsterdon 🧵

WTF! Net shirt, hunh!

🎶I am too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy

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String bag clothing?

#Monsterdon

that mesh. it's... it's too much mesh

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Oh shit this is a compilation movie of the UFO show? #monsterdon

@Taweret Moon employees AFAICT.
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Captain bunks double #Monsterdon

O'Brien sure packed on the pounds before TNG...

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OH NO NOT STRING SHIRTS NO

Nice rug Colonel Straker!

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Oh man that mesh shirt rowr #Monsterdon

It's a fact that all male seamen must show their nipples via net shirts #monsterdon

“…I mean, shouldn't it be called SeaDiver, or WaterDiver, or OceanDiver?”
“Shut up Frank."

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#SluttyMaleTopsForAll #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

Man nipples? What the hell kind of a movie are you people watching?

#Monsterdon

@skatem I mean it would be like a realistic lego set.

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we got dudes in mesh tops too

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Is… is the hair part of the Moon uniform? Is it a side effect of solar radiation?

Seriously, what's going on with moon-woman coiffure?

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO1980

Purple hair is the new moon base uniform? #Monsterdon

No apostrophe on CAPTAINS CABIN -- more than one captain? Or, is it just The Future?

#monsterdon

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Sir, if we are going to defeat the aliens we will need to get A LOT groovier.. *sigh* OK...

Regulation Moonbabe Hair FAR OUT #Monsterdon

You've got to be kidding me with these costumes.

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REPORTING FOR DUTY CAPTIAN! Rowr! #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

And fishnet for the sub crew.

Give this costume designer a prize.

#monsterdon

[eerie music]

IS IT THO???

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@CactuarJoe someone's gotta defend the planet, these yokels ain't got sense

#monsterdon

nipple nipple tweak tweak SWIM!

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They are dressed for the Met Gala on the moon.

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Walking the corridors, high as a kite

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Their hair single strandedly solved gender equality on all of Earth.

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Once again, men are allowed to flaunt their nipples while women must wear foundation garments.

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Are these aliens or is this just the style at the time?

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Because it's an Andersons production, they have a futuristic airplane model effect, despite having plenty of stock footage of real jets.

That moon base is SO realistic! You can feel it.

#Monsterdon
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Is that a mutant Concorde? #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO #InvasionUFO1980

Purple hair dye is mandatory for lunar assignments because science or something idk

And there's only one hair cut in regulation

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Oh! THERE'S the twinks in cat suits! #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

So the hair is part of the uniform? #Monsterdon

@Taweret

No, bridge bunnies doing early warning radar on the moon. Like in WWII.

#Monsterdon
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I still think it's hilarious they stole these wigs for like half a dozen other movies, including Moon Zero-Two :D #Monsterdon

Half of these departments were invented just so somebody could say "check"

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

good morning. gay. i have some action for you.

i see.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Just got home from my pharmacy, hope I haven't missed anything too important #monsterdon

Purple haired british alien clones or what? What is going on on the moon???
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If this were an anime I wouldn't question the purple hair at all but here it looks strange, especially because it seems like a...standard-issue hair dye? why has everyone got the same shade of purple #Monsterdon

Aha! Fashion provided by The Poseidon Adventure! 😆

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WHY ARE THEY ALL PURPLE HAIRED... #Monsterdon

@trixter Or also purple hair and white military uniforms which I am confused about who they are but their hair is purple.

#monsterdon

Those purple hair dos are canonically wigs, when on earth they have their natural hair color.

Why? I don't know.

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The purple hair is just a moon thing? Part of the uniform, or what?

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I gotta admit, B-movie fanservice like the Shabadoo uniforms kinda pushes my dysphoria button. Some looks, I just can't rock.

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I WANT those outfits, including the boots, purple hair, and eyeshadow.
#Monsterdon

Tiny corridor car being transferred by space carny to mod space fair in another building to pull space train for kids.

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO