Boss: Every time my employees give me a time estimate I tell them to do it in half the time, gets them to work harder
Worker: Every time the boss asks for an estimate he cuts our estimates in half so we started quadrupling the estimates
They're stealing our precious bodily fluids! #Monsterdon
"Question 3: Can we defeat the aliens by smoking harder?"
Let us concern ourselves with the three main questions of this film: 1) what is happening? 2) has anything happened yet? and 3) these costumes are really something else, aren't they?
this guy was green because the oxygenated lung juice they pack you full of when you are traveling through space seeped into the skin because he was in space too fast !??!?! #monsterdon
I'm afraid he's dead.
Let's have a post mortem.
Yeah, cut him up for his organs.
Hmm ethics?
oh it's the baddies from Star Trek: Insurrection #Monsterdon
"Why do they come?"
That's a rather personal question, chief. #Monsterdon
Did they cut in a different doctor for this? Is there any new footage? I remember the guy with the German accent.
Maybe being green was fun.
I haven't seen any bad chick with purple hair in MINUTES, my attention is flagging.
So they dipped him in food coloring, is what they're saying.
1. where did they come from?
2. where did they go?
3. where did they come from, cotton-eye joe?
I love how Commander Straker's suppositions immediately become facts.
We're not sure why any of this happened are we
2. Whither do they go?
@trixter @CactuarJoe Right, now I remember! That was one of the few #monsterdon movies I liked unironically.
little known fact: all this man's authority is stored in his turtleneck.
play that funky music
At least in most bad films there's some Sergeant Exposition who tells us what is happening. In this film, they didn't want to insult our intelligence. They just show things on the screen with no speaking.
The TV with the movie's ratings... well, the ratings died.
@socketwench THIS ALIEN NEEDS REFRESHMENT AND NOW!
#Monsterdon #invasionufo
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NOt the details, just what really matters!
Yes sir?
putting this down as "amusing banter" #monsterdon
This is what happens when you don't use Miracle Grow.
are the aliens horny for humans? is that where this is going?
He Eric Robertsed when he died
[funky music]
#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO
Steve Jobs (Vanilla Version)
1. "Where do they come from?"
2. "Where do they go?"
3. "Who is Cotton-eye Joe?"
βIntensive Care, we have an emergency. UFO humanoid appears to be experiencing FEELINGS!!β
"... the three main questions regarding oofos. One: why do I say it like that?"
What are Ewe-faux's?
So⦠the aliens have come for our organs.
Meh. Makes as much sense as the plot to V.
WELP, time for Alien Autopsy!
now kiss
yeah that's what i look like when I don't moisturize
[Trip hop sting]
And now, from the Lichen Room... #Monsterdon
But what if it's the details that really matter, though?
Somebody turn down the beepy thing!!
Oh he's dead.
Wait, is he saying "You-foe"? #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO πΈπ½
lol heβs all fucked up and green and dead and heβs got a single bandaid on his face.
Another victim of "flesh" colored bandages.
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon #invasionufo
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OSCILLOSCOPE of SCIENCE!!
Alert, woman without a wig! #Monsterdon
Did she say Dr Shredder?!#Monsterdon
The Millenial Molded Man.
"Hi, I'm Shado's Customer Success Manager. How could we have done better?"
When in doubt just make a montage of zooming in on everyone, now that's content
ew-foes run on Spice, apparently #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO
"I'm afraid he's dead. And he's already staring to dry out."
I need 200CCs of cucumber juice, STAT!
@aburka Huzzah!!
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#InvasionUFO
Green man has ouchie
you got a television HOW BIG for this heart rate monitor?!
Dramatic music
#Monsterdon #invasionufo
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I am stuck on bandaid brand coz bandaid's stuck on me...
Organ thieves from SPACE!!!!
Oh No!
They want our bodies!!!
#monsterdon
Oh dear I think he might be a were-you-foe
Better to be called a yufo than a mofo
oh fuck dog the aliens internal consciousness is like a bunch of light filaments we are so fucked #monsterdon
Heβs clearly a vulcan π #Monsterdon
the band-aid/plaster on the face is just hilarious
Ominous music
@CactuarJoe Wasn't David Bowie in a waiting room in another #monsterdon movie we watched?
We can rebuild him. We can make the worlds first bionic You-Foe. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO
"I'm afraid he's dead... or my watch has stopped."
#monsterdon #InvasionUFO
@diazona π#Monsterdon
Just regular-sized green men this time.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/116592997332738272
Yep. He keeps calling it that. Shut up. #monsterdon
I'm sorry, but that's just too much nostril
this nurse is the oldest actor in the entire film
Band aid
@floatybirb
Yes, I think this is a fix up from the TV series.
You can just see the alien thinking "what did I do to get myself stuck in this movie"
I had a Dinky UFO Interceptor toy as a kid. You could place a cap under the missile so it made a "bang" sound when fired.
This whole thing is just Captain Scarlet with more wooden, less believable actors #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO
...I'm sorry, is his name Doctor Shredder? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I hope this movie appreciates that I'm watching it instead of playing #Subnautica 2 right now.
Oh no, he's turning blue!...er. Blue-er.
Broccoli man.
Being a few minutes behind means I have warning to avoid the upcoming eye stuff. Thank you #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Dr. Shredder?
Invasion:Cluedo
Sorry, this extraordinarily resource-hungry agency has been running for TEN YEARS, only found an actual alien NOW, and they haven't been defunded already?!
Best actor so far in this mess is the alien. #monsterdon
Pretty racist of you to refer to the shape as 'humanoid' when you're literally looking at a non-human w/ that buildout. #Monsterdon
Fact: only obnoxious people begin every sentence with "Fact"
Fact: it doesn't make you sound particularly smart.
Fact: Some of this shit isn't facts.
@fabio "it's for my immune system"
Hearing them say you-pho over and over is starting to make me feel stabby
That guys ear is red enough I'm thinking he had an ear infection during filming.
woowoowoowoowoo
Hmm...I wonder where the aliens are getting the organs from? #Monsterdon
MORE ORGANS MEANS MORE HUMAN
@CactuarJoe Must be the Mondassians