These aliens dry out quick.

#monsterdon

Boss: Every time my employees give me a time estimate I tell them to do it in half the time, gets them to work harder

Worker: Every time the boss asks for an estimate he cuts our estimates in half so we started quadrupling the estimates

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

They're stealing our precious bodily fluids! #Monsterdon

"Question 3: Can we defeat the aliens by smoking harder?"

#Monsterdon

Let us concern ourselves with the three main questions of this film: 1) what is happening? 2) has anything happened yet? and 3) these costumes are really something else, aren't they?

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

this guy was green because the oxygenated lung juice they pack you full of when you are traveling through space seeped into the skin because he was in space too fast !??!?! #monsterdon

I'm afraid he's dead.
Let's have a post mortem.

Yeah, cut him up for his organs.
Hmm ethics?

#monsterdon

oh it's the baddies from Star Trek: Insurrection #Monsterdon

"Why do they come?"

That's a rather personal question, chief. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Did they cut in a different doctor for this? Is there any new footage? I remember the guy with the German accent.

Maybe being green was fun.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

I haven't seen any bad chick with purple hair in MINUTES, my attention is flagging.

#Monsterdon

So they dipped him in food coloring, is what they're saying.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

1. where did they come from?
2. where did they go?
3. where did they come from, cotton-eye joe?

#monsterdon

I love how Commander Straker's suppositions immediately become facts.

#monsterdon

We're not sure why any of this happened are we

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

2. Whither do they go?

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@trixter @CactuarJoe Right, now I remember! That was one of the few #monsterdon movies I liked unironically.

little known fact: all this man's authority is stored in his turtleneck.

#monsterdon

play that funky music

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

At least in most bad films there's some Sergeant Exposition who tells us what is happening. In this film, they didn't want to insult our intelligence. They just show things on the screen with no speaking.

#monsterdon

The TV with the movie's ratings... well, the ratings died.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench THIS ALIEN NEEDS REFRESHMENT AND NOW!

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

putting this down as "amusing banter" #monsterdon

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NOt the details, just what really matters!

Yes sir?

are the aliens horny for humans? is that where this is going?

#monsterdon

This is what happens when you don't use Miracle Grow.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

He Eric Robertsed when he died

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

[funky music]
#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Steve Jobs (Vanilla Version)

#monsterdon

"Not the details, just what really matters."

I don't think that's how autopsies work.

#monsterdon

1. "Where do they come from?"
2. "Where do they go?"
3. "Who is Cotton-eye Joe?"

#monsterdon

“Intensive Care, we have an emergency. UFO humanoid appears to be experiencing FEELINGS!!”

#Monsterdon

"... the three main questions regarding oofos. One: why do I say it like that?"

#Monsterdon

What are Ewe-faux's?

#monsterdon
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So… the aliens have come for our organs.

Meh. Makes as much sense as the plot to V.

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO1980

WELP, time for Alien Autopsy!

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

now kiss

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

yeah that's what i look like when I don't moisturize

#Monsterdon

[Trip hop sting]

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

And now, from the Lichen Room... #Monsterdon

But what if it's the details that really matter, though?

#monsterdon

Somebody turn down the beepy thing!!
Oh he's dead.

#Monsterdon

Wait, is he saying "You-foe"? #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

lol he’s all fucked up and green and dead and he’s got a single bandaid on his face.

#Monsterdon

Another victim of "flesh" colored bandages.
#monsterdon

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OSCILLOSCOPE of SCIENCE!!

Alert, woman without a wig! #Monsterdon

Did she say Dr Shredder?!#Monsterdon

The Millenial Molded Man.

#monsterdon

"Hi, I'm Shado's Customer Success Manager. How could we have done better?"

#Monsterdon

When in doubt just make a montage of zooming in on everyone, now that's content

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

ew-foes run on Spice, apparently #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

"I'm afraid he's dead. And he's already staring to dry out."

#Monsterdon

I need 200CCs of cucumber juice, STAT!

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@aburka Huzzah!!

#Monsterdon 🌍 👨 👩 🫸 🚀 👽 🌕 😱
#InvasionUFO

Green man has ouchie

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

you got a television HOW BIG for this heart rate monitor?!

#monsterdon

"Yes, it's a body"
"I'm afraid he's dead"

Same school of acting I see.

#monsterdon

Dramatic music

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

#Monsterdon #invasionufo
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I am stuck on bandaid brand coz bandaid's stuck on me...

Organ thieves from SPACE!!!!

Oh No!
They want our bodies!!!
#monsterdon

Oh dear I think he might be a were-you-foe

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Better to be called a yufo than a mofo

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

What were his last words?

"... Rosebud..."

#Monsterdon

oh fuck dog the aliens internal consciousness is like a bunch of light filaments we are so fucked #monsterdon

He’s clearly a vulcan 😄 #Monsterdon

the band-aid/plaster on the face is just hilarious

#monsterdon

Ominous music

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@CactuarJoe Wasn't David Bowie in a waiting room in another #monsterdon movie we watched?

We can rebuild him. We can make the worlds first bionic You-Foe. #Monsterdon #invasionUFO

"I'm afraid he's dead... or my watch has stopped."
#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@diazona 😆#Monsterdon

Just regular-sized green men this time.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/116592997332738272

Yep. He keeps calling it that. Shut up. #monsterdon

I'm sorry, but that's just too much nostril

#Monsterdon

this nurse is the oldest actor in the entire film

#monsterdon

Band aid

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@floatybirb
Yes, I think this is a fix up from the TV series.

#Monsterdon

You can just see the alien thinking "what did I do to get myself stuck in this movie"

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

I had a Dinky UFO Interceptor toy as a kid. You could place a cap under the missile so it made a "bang" sound when fired.

#monsterdon

This whole thing is just Captain Scarlet with more wooden, less believable actors #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

...I'm sorry, is his name Doctor Shredder? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope this movie appreciates that I'm watching it instead of playing #Subnautica 2 right now.

Oh no, he's turning blue!...er. Blue-er.

#monsterdon

Broccoli man.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Being a few minutes behind means I have warning to avoid the upcoming eye stuff. Thank you #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Dr. Shredder?

Invasion:Cluedo

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Sorry, this extraordinarily resource-hungry agency has been running for TEN YEARS, only found an actual alien NOW, and they haven't been defunded already?!

#Monsterdon

Best actor so far in this mess is the alien. #monsterdon

Pretty racist of you to refer to the shape as 'humanoid' when you're literally looking at a non-human w/ that buildout. #Monsterdon

Fact: only obnoxious people begin every sentence with "Fact"
Fact: it doesn't make you sound particularly smart.
Fact: Some of this shit isn't facts.

#monsterdon

@fabio "it's for my immune system"

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Hearing them say you-pho over and over is starting to make me feel stabby

#Monsterdon

That guys ear is red enough I'm thinking he had an ear infection during filming.

#Monsterdon

woowoowoowoowoo

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Hmm...I wonder where the aliens are getting the organs from? #Monsterdon

MORE ORGANS MEANS MORE HUMAN

#monsterdon