ya got five minutes, are we saved or not

#monsterdon

"I wanted to have a word with you before you pull out"

😳

#monsterdon

Wow, shelling sure is loud on the moon, what w/ all the whole no atmosphere thing. #Monsterdon

This is just like bulls-eyeing womp rats back home!

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He switched to a nehru jacket. #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

The spaceships look like beyblades.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench

Have you SEEN our organs!

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

They're not very accurate for lasers, are they?

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oh right episode where they try to destroy SID

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of course all of a sudden the UFOs are easily dispatched by a single shot #Monsterdon

I think Earth should focus on ways to release the magic red smoke from these toy tops #Monsterdon

So, I know it's pretty late in the game to ask, but… why is the ship launched from the submarine named after people who intentionally drop right out of the sky?

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO1980

Why moon base when stated atmosphere was their greatest protection?

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Woo hop another red alert we get to use the slides again! :ameowbongo: :blobaww: #Monsterdon

you'd think there'd be defenses in your most important satellite...?

#monsterdon

So, are we still going with the organ thing for why they're invading, or...

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5 more minutes
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#monsterdon Shado to pod 6 come in pod 6 do you read? Don't even know why we have a pod 6, total suck pod

Why wouldn't they have a submarine aircraft carrier? That's just efficient. #Monsterdon

Lucky those aliens are terrible shots

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Spinning out red smoke! Love it!

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Was there no romantic interest at all in this movie or did I miss it?

#monsterdon

Disappointed yet again. :flan_sad:

#Monsterdon

Skydiver is such a Transformers name. Wait is it... Nope. Just Skydive.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Skydive_(G1_Aerialbot)
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fortunately, our Jiffy Poppians were trained by Stormtrooper Academy

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#monsterdon Straker got judo moves!

Fonts: A
Fanservice: B+
Miniatures: B
Pacing: F

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why did that fighter pilot seem to need a booster seat in his own aircraft?

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What we learned about UFOs on this movie?
that they bleed red smoke and spin
#monsterdon
#Invasionufo1980

Remember the beginning of this "movie" when they could barely defeat one ufo?

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wee plenty of chute-jumping!
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Hey save a wave of UFOs for somebody else, fella #Monsterdon

Suddenly they are masters of destroying these u-fos. #monsterdon

And now, enjoy some re-used footage! #Monsterdon

I'd feel more confident in the Thunderbirds taking care of this crisis, or Mighty Jack. Just sayin' #Monsterdon

I see they're using Hard Knuckle

#monsterdon

Oh snap you know it's serious now that purple hair has made an appearance again

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earth is way better at beyblades than they were at the beginning of the movie

yay i guess

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But why. Why is their hair purple? Are they androids? KPop stars? Undergoing Chemotherapy? #Monsterdon

Third time is maybe the charm for the duck-billed interceptors?

#monsterdon

Water in the fire? WHY!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbwsZ2D3wto
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Wait, Moon tanks also?

#Monsterdon
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Better send out the Blue Corduroy Boys!

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO1980

I just realized they were showing us the volcano as if it were about to blow and -- KABLOOEY!

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Very masterful how they built the suspense for this big underwater dome reveal. Real edge of the seat stuff. (okay just kidding) #Monsterdon

GIVE ME A BREAK. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #invasionufo
👨 👩 🫸 🚀 👽 🌕 😱

Attack velocity!

Is that 1.5 shnarbons?

Meanwhile on the moon, which is linked to the previous scene by the unseen influence of tides. #Monsterdon

nice, great, problem solved, just shoot normal missiles at it, then cut to the moon #monsterdon

FLYING POPCORN FORMATION

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[explosions boom]
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did this wire have back powder all over it?
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#invasionufo1980

That poor alien didn’t stand a chance. No one on earth is better at killing aliens than the blonde guy.

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The resigned faces of dudes who think they just killed their boss. #Monsterdon

Hooray! I guess? #Monsterdon

meanwhile, as the result of a whole sequence involving laying bombs that nobody bothered including in the film, the island blows up

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The entire undersea cable? And a volcano? Lucky shot.

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Two tanks enter. One tank leaves. #Monsterdon

*mission impossible theme*

#monsterdon

@xerozohar https://xkcd.com/37

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A Heartwarming Moment while the submarine Blows Everything Up

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Power cables are also fuses for volcanoes.

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There's some sort of ticking clock trope happening. I think? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Actually not bad-looking fight choreography. Shocking. I expected two-handed Kirk chops.

"Colonel Forster! He's coming back!

"But he's concussed from the explosion, sir."

😵‍💫 "who orderered the veal cutlet?"

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oh sure, background music, just decide to call it quits when the protagonist is being strangled to death, that's a perfect time for silence #monsterdon

#monsterdon I tried headbutting his solar plexus, but he started elbow chopping my back!! This guy's too good at fighting

Buncha clock watchers in that crew. #Monsterdon

Moustache alien is not amused.
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Love, Captain Kirk style #Monsterdon

the aliens speak youtube poop style? is that what you're telling me?

#InvasionUFO #Monsterdon

some Kirk-ass fighting

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I bet I'd be gasping at the sight of that mustached guy if I had any idea who he's supposed to be. #Monsterdon

@ranjit Agreed. This set where they're running through mysterious corridors with prismed walls is particularly nice.

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well this is as interesting as a cock fight #Monsterdon

He has a moustache so you know he's evil (Wario logic) #monsterdon #InvasionUFO

So a fight sequence without music? #Monsterdon #InvasionUFO 🛸👽

he loses the knife in like ten seconds! #Monsterdon

"Be careful to avoid the walls! They're just paper!"
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The foley guys had a great time with the rubber wetsuit sound effects.

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Good ol' head-to-groin combat. #Monsterdon

Oh no the piccolo is back #Monsterdon

Based on the way they run around they must all have colossal wedgies #Monsterdon

Nipple count check?

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

Did you see commander Straker? No sir. HEAVY SIGH.

#monsterdon #InvasionUFO

He’s lost his way. Yep, we know the feeling #Monsterdon

Beautiful pre-digital display chronometers. #Monsterdon

She auditioned for his role, but she was physically incapable of expressing an emotion.

#monsterdon

wait i think that 8 minutes is almost accurate #monsterdon

What a prissy AI.

#Monsterdon

13 minutes and we need to either do an entire movie during that time or else just keep running around the colored hallways until they leave #monsterdon

*donald sutherland pointing and screaming dot gif*

#monsterdon

important update: I have opened the Junior Mints

#Monsterdon

I don't even know what the race against the clock is for. #monsterdon

Eight minutes & this sweet ride is all mine. #Monsterdon

@WhiteCatTamer reminds me of that Stargate SG-1 plot with Harlan and the robots except, y'know, that was competently executed

#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO

@mxchara Hell yeah!!

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i swear this is the same as the Dr. Who and the Daleks set

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"walls" waving in the breeze of a guy running past

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How did they make a "damn it, they made doubles of us!" plot this unemotional?
#Monsterdon #InvasionUFO