Sorry Rodan Godzilla's boxing moves are far superior than...whatever it is you're trying to pull off #Monsterdon

Now big g's a fucking boxer #monsterdon

They really should have played "Monster Mash" during this part. #Monsterdon

*Outer Limits voice* there is nothing wrong with your radio. do not attempt to adjust the volume. #monsterdon 🐘

I just hope Planet Ex is a no-kill shelter for cast-off pets #monsterdon

Kaiju are like WTF man? Leaving us on this shithole? Bloody humans when we get back to Earth we're gonna show Tokyo what for #Monsterdon

Throwing the horns #monsterdon

It seems to me that Godzilla and Rodan were struggling with Ghidorah in the last movie until Mothra and the fairies came to help out. These aliens stand to be pretty disappointed when their rent-a-kaijus come up short #monsterdon

'K now i really want a trap door on my front porch too #Monsterdon

Mars Needs Kaiju #monsterdon 🐘

Looks more like a Monster Three to me #monsterdon

genuinely a very cool shot #monsterdon 🐘

i want the explanation to simply be that his crewmate ditched him

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Deploy the radiation spoon, if it fills up with radiation we will need our radiation umbrella #monsterdon

i still say these should all start by telling you which previous films will be considered canon to this one

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@Taweret It was hard to buy the idea that the baddies were really going to exterminate all six billion humans with those three kaiju #monsterdon

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That was a pretty good one! Extra stupid human parts, and a rare chance for multiple kaiju to just go ham on some scenery instead of fighting each other. Thanks to @Taweret for yet another great #monsterdon!

Glenn has to go back to the planet with hordes of his mind-controlled girlfriend, but he's up to the challenge #monsterdon

@Taweret thank you for gathering us to witness this masterful show of Wicked Wardrobe and Sonic Superiority #Monsterdon

hearing of the noise machine made me load the movie now, it's a solid sound ^_^ #monsterdon

Nani?!?!?! #monsterdon 🐘

ty for joining, everyone!!! 🐲​

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Seems like the point about the aliens' shortage of water really didn't foreshadow anything #monsterdon

TFW that obnoxious kid in the Honda Civic with the chopped springs and ridiculous spoiler and gaudy wrap job drives down your street with his thumpy buzzy stereo turned up to max volume

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Can we get a reissue of this that just replaces the Horrible-Noise-o-Tron with one of those sickest dubstep drops compilations? It would be slightly more endurable #monsterdon

They can travel through space, transporting monsters to another planet - but they never thought of ear plugs? #Monsterdon

this disaster is sponsored by Mobil Oil #Monsterdon

OK it took us a while to get here but this is some really quality mayhem #monsterdon

I love the plastic soldiers on top of the model tanks. I think I had one of those sets as a kid. #monsterdon

Humans brilliant plan to defeat the brilliant Sillyans
https://youtu.be/0cVlTeIATBs
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rodan does suspiciously little flying for a fucking giant bird #monsterdon 🐘

Suddenly the heroes find themselves in an Ironman Competition #monsterdon

the only thing keeping me watching is the knowledge that @alexis's movie is worse #monsterdon 🐘

Hey, could you please not subject us, the audience, to the Horrible-Noise-o-Tron as well, thanks in advance #monsterdon

Seems like they should be worrying that when they cut off the waves the kaiju are just going to want to go back to their lake and cave instead of fighting for humans #monsterdon

the punching sound effects are hilarious

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OK, we've researched how to sever the magnetic waves, but unfortunately it turns out none of those three words go together, like at all #monsterdon

i'm sorry you're trying to get godzilla and rodan BACK? what are the xiliens going to do? they're already constantly attacking you! #monsterdon 🐘

The title of this movie ought really to be Invasion of the Controller of the Astro-Monsters #monsterdon

okay, so the plot, script, special effects, and acting are all ludicrous, but i gotta admit it does have an edge over modern movies: everything is very well lit and the sound is great. #monsterdon 🐘

whoops, dropped my magnum condom for my #monsterdon g

#RadioControlledKaiju #Monsterdon

Nick Adams thinks he's Humphrey Bogart or something #monsterdon

The newsreel footage looks like it was from old Saigon #monsterdon

"Take off that uniform and let's get out of here." Yeah, that line never worked for me either. #Monsterdon

"robuts" lol

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I thought the tape was a pizza #monsterdon

colonialism really sucks dunnit? #Monsterdon

imagine the aliens make an important recorded announcement but it's in RealMedia™ format #monsterdon 🐘

aw man, i can't believe the super sketchy aliens turned out to be sketchy

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advanced Sillyans still share data on chonky tapes SMDH #Monsterdon

It's recorded on this block of Styrofoam painted gold #monsterdon

Godzilla's acting is once again superb #Monsterdon

@robotcarsley It looked like he was in Riverdance #monsterdon

And then celebratory trampoline jumps like a damn cheerleader #monsterdon

Who knew Godzilla had an end-zone dance? #Monsterdon

is godzilla doing a god damn jig #monsterdon 🐘

a happy moment

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Lmao godzilla shooting from behind cover #monsterdon

this is how i imagine bugs feel when i trap them in a small cup and put them outside #monsterdon 🐘

That's it, my next house is going to have a trap door like that. "No Solicitors" LOL #Monsterdon

genuinely laughed at that scene end #monsterdon 🐘

I love all of the controller's little wrist flicks #monsterdon

Sillyans throwing shade on earth ships #Monsterdon

The Xiliens would be a lot more believable if their flying saucers didn't look like bath toys. #Monsterdon

i didn't see this side plot twist coming #monsterdon 🐘

Aww godzilla's hugging his tail while he sleeps #monsterdon

godzillabubble klakjdflkajdfk jjkldjf #monsterdon 🐘

I'm really enjoying having an extremely stereotypical Noo Yawk guy in a godzilla movie, like actually in it and not edited in by the localization team #monsterdon

"It's okay, we're Astronauts" will get you through any roadblock. No ID necessary. #Monsterdon

@srol I hope they do a better job at listening to the women this time #Monsterdon

So these guys just came back from Planet Ex, big heroes obviously, and the conversation hinges on the boyfriend's dumb invention? #monsterdon

We're sending our people to talk to Godzilla and Rodan's people to work out a fair deal #monsterdon

hell yes, they are the same aliens from final wars

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@Taweret I dunno, they let the boys stick their triple flag in the ground, so that was pretty cool #monsterdon

Xilians? More like Sillyans amirite? #Monsterdon

i say we trust these extremely sketchy aliens

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@nev Mothra was the one of the three that was actually indispensable, both for getting them all on the same page and by using String Shot a bunch #monsterdon

Turns out the aliens are just colloidal silver cranks #monsterdon

why ask for gojira and rodan but not mothra??? what is mosura, chopped liver??? are the aliens too proud to ask the fairies for help?? #monsterdon 🐘

once again the #Monsterdon feature is worth watching solely for the wardrobe

"yeah, it's water. Dumbass." #monsterdon

"what is monster zero?"
"the demon of our galaxy."
"you know, that's not really helpful."
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"you use words to name things, but we use numbers" this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard #monsterdon 🐘

@SeanAloysiusOBrien It's okay, you can reconstruct the entire presentation by reading back through this chat #monsterdon

these guys aren't aliens, they're just from The Matrix #monsterdon 🐘

OK, first of all: dope uniforms, #monsterdon

A computer that produces tickertape! #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien one of the writers had the night sky described to him as a child. That is the sum total of the writing team's knowledge of outer space #monsterdon

for an interesting double feature, perhaps see Ikarie XB-1 (1963), a much classier but still pretty silly Soviet Czech film https://filmschoolrejects.com/ikarie-xb-1/ #monsterdon 🐘

He can assess the level of threat by the shoe size of those loafer prints #monsterdon

Unlike the US mission to the moon, these astronauts didn't forget the space pistols. Smart. #monsterdon

@nev #LostInTranslation ? #Monsterdon

Sure was generous of the World Space Authority to put giant Japanese flags as the only insignia on their rocket. Suriname gets their flag on the next one #monsterdon

Where can I get one of those astronaut helmets? Those are awesome. #Monsterdon

It's incredible just how little of anything the writers of this understand #monsterdon

okay just one. why are they calling it a planet when it's a moon of jupiter. #monsterdon

Well that was an airplane-ass joke #monsterdon

I can only hope the name of the place they're going is spelled Planet Ex #monsterdon