This kid clearly belongs in some AP classes

#monsterdon

VIKING PROGRAM MENTIONED

#Monsterdon

This movie has missed a real opportunity to have the military blame things on communists at every turn.

#monsterdon

This woman hugged this door the whole scene. #monsterdon

This feels a lot like a long form Are You Afraid Of The Dark episode.

#monsterdon

80s military commanders' Overwhelming Military Response to pretty much anything feels influenced by Dr. Strangelove, maybe.

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With all due respect General maybe you could just leave the nurse and kid out of it.

I think I'd much rather you and your staff take it from here, your part of the movie has been much more enjoyable so far

#Monsterdon

still laughing at the surprise attack

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#Monsterdon Thank you, General! Some common sense.

Second movie I've watched in as many days where the implanted mind control device has a fatal self-destruct sequence... #monsterdon

@yatsu There was Private Benjamin.

#Monsterdon

whoa, where did all this gun play come from?!

and again, who does security here?

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@mattgriffin I wasn't expecting meatball logos in 1986

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how lucky the general had Mr Action Hero as his adjutant. #monsterdon

His name is "Climet Wilson"?

that's... a choice

#Monsterdon

Obsessed with seeing the random shit on those screens

#monsterdon

"Those are the two guys who got sucked under the sand"

PHRASING
#monsterdon

this version of this kid has strong Gamera Kenny energies

#monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Playing the sounds of live animals while looking at skeletons and taxidermied animals doesn't make sense but it sounded like they played some kind of donkey for the cat. #monsterdon

Kid just invented "stealth tech".

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

This detonator sounds exactly like my mom's kitchen timer

#Monsterdon

True dad material, totally mind-controlled and still making puns

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

"You Just Might Blow It" Martian humor. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

A BOMB

Also man these guys have no sense of humor

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I will say the bomb makes more sense than the original where the dad suddenly turned into a sniper. #Monsterdon

because every NASA administrator carried around a briefcase full of explosives in the 1980s. #monsterdon

"You'd better hurry. Or you just might blow it. Haha, just a little normal workplace Earth humor."

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou #InnerChildsHandShootUp #Monsterdon

"Well I guess I'm neck -- NEXT, NEXT, I'M NEXT" #Monsterdon

General Wilson! You know, the character nobody mentioned at all until now! #monsterdon

so the alien feeds on copper?

#monsterdon

The aliens must be wiring for their own internet. #monsterdon

@Lazarou Once they run out of space to put stars on your shoulders they start using cigars as rank markers

#Monsterdon

They're stealing copper. I consider this desperate.
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I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD

MARTIAN BRAINS ARE PRETTY BOLD #Monsterdon

NASA on a Marine Corps base, is that a thing?

#Monsterdon

Marching at night, without PT belts? Oh yea, it's an 80s flick.

#Monsterdon

I think there's a small leak in the LOX tank #monsterdon

@Lazarou Yeah, that's messed up no mater what you feel about gender relations #monsterdon

Hey, it's the head of the better version of this movie
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#monsterdon Is that large circular steel door hatch thingy in the sub-basement here with the fire under a water boiler? An incinerator? A kiln? Was it normal for public schools to have things like that in them? Is it still? Is this supposed to communicate to us viewers that this is a very old school?

why wouldn't we just leave town?

just leave town

#monsterdon

Those cops pulled guns on innocent bystanders.

I don't think they've been abducted.

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Oh of course that happened, of course.
Every spaceship has one of those, every one.

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Wait, what?

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Next time. Stay out of the boiler room. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Love the prop callback in the boiler room. #monsterdon

Zuul always shows up at the wrong time.

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#Monsterdon WE'RE HERE TO HELP (gets out guns) It's better than any joke I could make about the police

#Monsterdon she's gonna chase him down like the t-1000

"It's OK, we're the police! We're here to help!"

:facepalm:

#monsterdon

is that an octopus in that bubble over there?
#monsterdon

HAH! Alien overmind from the first film with the cameo. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Hah! The original Martian Mind prop makes an appearance.

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Yoink #monsterdon

They've got the alien prop from the first movie in the boiler room! #Monsterdon

@ramsey

Maybe in the next remake they could push the envelope even further

#monsterdon

@diazona @aburka never send men in orange to do a man in black's job #Monsterdon

"We're the police. We're here to help." Immediately draws a gun on you. That tracks.

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

#Monsterdon

Nurse Ratched is still pissed off I see.

I thought the nurse was about to run over the teacher, which would have been amazing. #Monsterdon

Cameo by the OG SMI. #Monsterdon

Seems like a page out of Werewoff of Washington. A giant industrial plant under the ordinary school. #monsterdon

If it's one thing I've learned from horror movies it's NEVER hide in the boiler room. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

@aburka Clearly the men in orange were not sufficient

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again, i have to ask, what exactly are you expecting the local small town cops to do about the aliens?

#monsterdon

And that's why you don't leave kids unnatended on a car.
#monsterdon

@moira They were wearing NASA caps. I guess NASA employs metal detector staff. #Monsterdon

HIT HER WITH THE CAR

#monsterdon

Tension with ominous music to jump scares works too well on me, so I mute it when it starts building up

Nice try, horror movie

#Monsterdon

State Police office, Trooper Alien Drone speaking, how can we convert you?

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Ominous school bus.

#monsterdon

Ask not who the school bus comes for

The school bus comes for you

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Um ... they don't just let the teachers drive the bus! LOL!

The… field trip? Didn't the school day *just* end? WTF?

#Monsterdon

Submerging Sand Teacup.

Worst fair ride ever.

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

Sarlac attacc! #monsterdon

@gnomon Looks like eucalyptus they're standing next to, so maybe? #monsterdon

Your father showed me a place I've never seen before.

It's in his pants.

#monsterdon

@blogdiva mirrored the archive.org version here: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/krsLK1LZY8xz2TZ4ojDnGv #monsterdon

#monsterdon

It's wonderful what a larger budget can do for a movie.

I can't really decide which one of them is turning in a worse performance. The kid gets an edge because child actors are usually graded on a curve

#Monsterdon

I'm just watching to see if the bio teacher appears topless*

*with her entire torso replaced by an alien mini-brain

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They should have had dog instead of the boy and just have somebody voice over in production

#monsterdon

ugh! am streaming directly from archive.org and the stream crapped out.

#Monsterdon

I've given you sunshine
I've given you dirt
You've given me nothing
But heartache and hurt…

#Monsterdon

That needed to be a rad kid's mountain bike chase scene.

#monsterdon

Saying his full name like a teacher would, I can feel the entire auditorium look around at me know and judge...ahhh good old nightmares.

This boy is not a good actor

#monsterdon

alien groan techno

#Monsterdon

80s practical creature effects give me life

#monsterdon

The brain alien has unsettlingly sensuous lips

#Monsterdon

the LALELULILO??

#monsterdon

These aliens have carved themselves out a *lot* of space

If they invaded today they'd be lucky to get a little hovel under a bridge

#Monsterdon

So all the conspiracies about 5G is true!!! #monsterdon

I sure liked that they only showed the martians on the end on the 50s. version
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon is it that she knows he's there or does she just hate him that much

#monsterdon "No I get that a lot, I'm Krang's cousin, braing"

Sometimes Y!

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Ooooo I'm here for the Big Giant Head :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And sometimes Y