Not really a Saturn Five rocket anymore. More of a Saturn floor. #Monsterdon
33 years makes all the difference in production values and bombast #monsterdon
#monsterdon shooting at the giant tube of liquid Oxygen is always a good idea.
guess the delay is a little more than "temp" at this point. #monsterdon
Just like a Russian test launch!
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I think I've got the Martians' motivation: they're just really into mean practical jokes #monsterdon
Big wheels rollin'
Big wheels rollin'
Movin' on
Big wheels rollin'
Got NASA 'splodin'
Big wheels rollin'
Movin' on!
#Monsterdon Fuck you and your space trip!!!! π
Why a graphic? Why? #Monsterdon
Restricted area where they shoot without warning and a single guard on the gate, nice planning boys.
@paco To be fair, itβs a small room, and there wasnβt much else to do. #Monsterdon
Is that a portrait of himself behind his desk?
You just had a perimeter breach that's not a Temporary freeze anymore
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The General is right!
Hard to believe they would still want to launch a rocket with sabotage going on
bandaids! #monsterdon
why do we have a wireframe truck when we surely have cameras on the runway...? #monsterdon
You Will Not Go To Space Today #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I don't know what any of those displays aside from the timer mean
I love the Battlezone-like graphics
Lethal force authorized, but insufficient for that lox truck.
"Lethal force will be used"
The lethal force: firing a maximum of 3 of shots at a truck (not the folks driving it though) with a small gun
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Please make him stop. Make the child stop. He collects pennies. Heβs not cleared for top secret discussions. #Monsterdon
Ooh that LOX will make a big Boom #monsterdon
oh no! an L-O-X truck on the runway? Be sure to get the B-A-G-E-L semi and the S-A-L-M-O-N van!
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those guys both did a GREAT collapse into a twitchy heap!
That force was not very lethal, private
What do we do after finding extraterrestrial infiltration into NASA. Call the president? No, first we need to read this child in on classified Mars probe photos. #monsterdon
mr potato heads...AGAIN WITH THE BRANDING #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars86
venusian judo when
Kinda funny that Cydonia (the "Face on Mars") didn't merit a mention, though
"My god... Let's go!" (nobody follows)
@Taweret or even a little foundation instead of a big ol bandaid yno #monsterdon
Theyβre neck screws! The jokes write themselves. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon a temperature freeze? In Celsius or Fahrenheit?
"...we still don't know what the hell we're dealing with here."
"Well, sir. That looks like maybe a ten penny nail."
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KARATE CHOP!
@Taweret "please, most of the furniture is too good to be in this" - #SplendaDaddy
#Monsterdon
David needs to learn to shut the fuck up. #monsterdon
I need one of those βresesrch teamβ jumpsuits! #Monsterdon
@amyfou glad that last word was there in that sentence! #Monsterdon
That's a lot of serious putty
Plastique on a liquid oxygen tanker *would* be effective...
Oh boy! This is the good part!
MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!
@LibertyBeta we watchin a movie :) https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon
we're here: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/krsLK1LZY8xz2TZ4ojDnGv?start=1h2m20s
Gosh, this is the worst action scene on the history of cinema
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It's a little hard to swallow people being sucked under the sand especially if you are Timothy Bottoms.
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No idea what all those blinky lights are doing
#Monsterdon If I were David I would not trust any of my father's coworkers or work associates by this point, even if they're from NASA
@yatsu This is uncharacteristically sensible for #Monsterdon
lol pyramids
General Wilson is trying to be badass like George C Scott, but he's not George C Scott #monsterdon
ah, the Millennium Project. obviously totally legit. #monsterdon
The one NASA scientist sounds too much like Ben Stein. π¬
"...this is Dr. Stout, and this is Dr. Lager, and this is Dr. Pilsner."
Bring the kid and the nurse back in right away. I want to show them these dead bodies.
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I do hope that all generals' offices have full wood paneling
@Zerofactorial probably too early fir submarine military humor. #Monsterdon
Stellar Funky Chicken Performance by those men in orange! #Monsterdon
Bomb! Everyone out!
if the alien had evolved even slightly better surgical techniques to not leave a visible scar on the back of people's necks humanity would stand no chance #monsterdon
Good thing the alien implants didn't give them enhanced strength. #monsterdon
Kung fu! Or something.
#Monsterdon they want our copper
how prescient
Bet old Bibi wished he could kill his agents at the press of a button when they had failed their missions
#monsterdon We're only starting an hour late this time!!
Ahahahaha omg wtf lmao #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986
Oh, no. Mom is using the ZombieGaze(TM) again.
#monsterdon Rinaldi! Bring me a fully cooked plate of pasta!
When doing the worm goes bad #monsterdon
@yatsu There was Private Benjamin.
Tomas Geiger wants it to be perfectly understood that he had nothing to do with this movie.
#Monsterdon See should have tried a cigar
Woman in fatigues. Seems anachronistic for the 80's? Or just a surprisingly progressive view of gender compared with the nurse?
Generals always personally question suspected enemy agents. #monsterdon
Does this kid have a a high rank in the military or something? #monsterdon
Good thing that other fella's been taking Ninja night classes.
oh, hell yeah! #monsterdon
ACTION SIDEKICK! #Monsterdon
Sudden action hero!
#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars
#Monsterdon I kind of want to see the General put out his cigar on the back of one of these guys' necks (to test if it stops the mind control)
how lucky the general had Mr Action Hero as his adjutant. #monsterdon
A lady? In the military?? Now I've seen everything! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon is that "mad dog" or was that someone else
Act cool... Act cool... #monsterdon
@paco Itβs a portable cigar. #Monsterdon
Is that a terrible portrait of Eisenhower behind the general?
In the 80s?
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#monsterdon People getting sucked under the sand? Someone should talk to Ed! Get off your knees Ed!
Wait, the general is buying this child's story? with no evidence? And how did he get in there?!
omg i lost it at the surprise attack from the General's adjutant
Blow it, get it? Because itβs a bomb? And it blows? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ...general wilson?
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Is that a grenade lighter?
#monsterdon why not use the dildo excavating thing like in the school furnace? Or an alien bomb.
look, there's a woman in the army! in 1986! amazing.
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Definitely, George Gardner's son.
So take some troops, grab the techs and check their necks. #monsterdon
Loving all the Hitchcock, and X-Files copied every exterior shot of the base #monsterdon