@whknott Still not over the failure of MKUltra in 1986 maybe?
nice boiler room floor but does it run doom?
So when does the Brain Bug show up? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon David will come to have strange inexplicable sexual hangups over weapons, camo, and big beefy men named Cleetus.
#Monsterdon at what point did pennies become mostly zinc? Because if those aliens DO eat copper, they'd fucking hate modern pennies
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They really are using that table lamp as the only light source in the general's office
Wonder if they'll stock footage it up like the original :D #Monsterdon
"...damn it, tank attack isn't covered by our house insurance."
Cue egghead scientist getting eaten as he tries to make peace? Stupid scientist. Peace never works.
ok so while the plot might have been shifted around a bit, we do get the entire final 1/3 of the movie being ARMY MAN TIME as it was in the 60's version #monsterdon
People on here and in the movie keep saying "L O X" and I always figured it was pronounced lox (like the smoked fish). That's what I get for reading to expand my vocabulary as a kid and not trying to figure out how words actually sound.
#Monsterdon You know I know it would have made the scene less cool but they didn't even CHECK if the front door was locked they just busted the window open and broke in
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Hahaha the blocks of explosive have a 'dangerous' label on them!
yaaaash HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT times :D
Marines have no qualms about killing Martians!
(That was their original motto, by the way - they ended up deciding something in latin would look punchier on their logo...)
So these aliens are like those guys that break into abandoned homes and buildings and steal the pipes. Is that the plot? #Monsterdon
Just because they're illegal aliens, right General?
David's getting like twice as many lines as he's entitled to in this remake #monsterdon
@yatsu must be a perspective movie #sideeye #Monsterdon
Soooo are adults gonna be able to see any of the alien infrastructure this time? #monsterdon
@wohali You know more things than me.
Yay! Monster!
does this version have masers? this version should have masers.
Tobias Menzies Memorial School
Oh boy that's the signal the start of the action part of the movie!
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"And this is Linda Magnusson, a friend of David's" <-- how you introduce the grown woman who is accompanying a 10yo boy.
#Monsterdon Marines have no qualms about killing martians
is that like part of boot camp?
Bold move showing a NASA spaceship exploding in 1986...
BOOOOOM
One of Elon's bug new rockets or something I guess #Monsterdon
Don't worry kid, we're totally gonna murder your parents. #monsterdon
"...Marines have no qualms about killing Martians!"
"That's ... an odd thing to say?"
The tunnels, of course, thatβs why we get the Martian Rave Tunnel here #monsterdon
#Monsterdon nice! some action
"Ok, research team guys, we're just going to do 40 more takes of the death throws...action!"
FINALLY ...
TANKS!
#monsterdon
marines have no qualms about killing anybody, i mean, it's kind of the job
Great line read general XD #Monsterdon
She doesn't just fail to check her review mirror, she has no peripheral vision either. #monsterdon
@aburka You're watching that Fawlty Towers episode where the car gets a damned good thrashing?! #Monsterdon
this older scientist military guy with the prosthetics on to make him look older is stealing every scene that he's in the background of #monsterdon
And you are down one rocket π :kaboom:
Andy Warhol shows up as a consultant to NASA. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon we're gonna find out this movie is sponsored by someone who believes all electronics should use gold instead of copper
#monsterdon βLets get screwed, by aliens, in our necksβ¦β
Not really a Saturn Five rocket anymore. More of a Saturn floor. #Monsterdon
33 years makes all the difference in production values and bombast #monsterdon
#monsterdon shooting at the giant tube of liquid Oxygen is always a good idea.
guess the delay is a little more than "temp" at this point. #monsterdon
Just like a Russian test launch!
#monsterdon
I think I've got the Martians' motivation: they're just really into mean practical jokes #monsterdon
Big wheels rollin'
Big wheels rollin'
Movin' on
Big wheels rollin'
Got NASA 'splodin'
Big wheels rollin'
Movin' on!
#Monsterdon Fuck you and your space trip!!!! π
Why a graphic? Why? #Monsterdon
Restricted area where they shoot without warning and a single guard on the gate, nice planning boys.
@paco To be fair, itβs a small room, and there wasnβt much else to do. #Monsterdon
Is that a portrait of himself behind his desk?
You just had a perimeter breach that's not a Temporary freeze anymore
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The General is right!
Hard to believe they would still want to launch a rocket with sabotage going on
bandaids! #monsterdon
why do we have a wireframe truck when we surely have cameras on the runway...? #monsterdon
You Will Not Go To Space Today #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I don't know what any of those displays aside from the timer mean
I love the Battlezone-like graphics
"Lethal force will be used"
The lethal force: firing a maximum of 3 of shots at a truck (not the folks driving it though) with a small gun
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Please make him stop. Make the child stop. He collects pennies. Heβs not cleared for top secret discussions. #Monsterdon
Ooh that LOX will make a big Boom #monsterdon
oh no! an L-O-X truck on the runway? Be sure to get the B-A-G-E-L semi and the S-A-L-M-O-N van!
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those guys both did a GREAT collapse into a twitchy heap!
That force was not very lethal, private
What do we do after finding extraterrestrial infiltration into NASA. Call the president? No, first we need to read this child in on classified Mars probe photos. #monsterdon
mr potato heads...AGAIN WITH THE BRANDING #monsterdon #InvadersFromMars86
venusian judo when
Kinda funny that Cydonia (the "Face on Mars") didn't merit a mention, though
"My god... Let's go!" (nobody follows)
@Taweret or even a little foundation instead of a big ol bandaid yno #monsterdon
Theyβre neck screws! The jokes write themselves. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon a temperature freeze? In Celsius or Fahrenheit?
"...we still don't know what the hell we're dealing with here."
"Well, sir. That looks like maybe a ten penny nail."
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KARATE CHOP!
@Taweret "please, most of the furniture is too good to be in this" - #SplendaDaddy
#Monsterdon
David needs to learn to shut the fuck up. #monsterdon
I need one of those βresesrch teamβ jumpsuits! #Monsterdon
That's a lot of serious putty
@amyfou glad that last word was there in that sentence! #Monsterdon
Plastique on a liquid oxygen tanker *would* be effective...
Oh boy! This is the good part!
MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!
@LibertyBeta we watchin a movie :) https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon
we're here: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/krsLK1LZY8xz2TZ4ojDnGv?start=1h2m20s
Gosh, this is the worst action scene on the history of cinema
#monsterdon
It's a little hard to swallow people being sucked under the sand especially if you are Timothy Bottoms.
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No idea what all those blinky lights are doing
#Monsterdon If I were David I would not trust any of my father's coworkers or work associates by this point, even if they're from NASA
@yatsu This is uncharacteristically sensible for #Monsterdon
lol pyramids
General Wilson is trying to be badass like George C Scott, but he's not George C Scott #monsterdon
ah, the Millennium Project. obviously totally legit. #monsterdon
The one NASA scientist sounds too much like Ben Stein. π¬
"...this is Dr. Stout, and this is Dr. Lager, and this is Dr. Pilsner."