Wish I had "Day For Night" on bingo...
Where is this moving going?
But soft, what light through yonder moonshine breaks? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
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I love 740 Roentgen proof alcohol.
Take courage Bubba, she's one girl. How much NO could she hold. #Monsterdon
i also require liquid courage to survive the horrors
@Taweret @Louisa the suitcase cracks me up #monsterdon
Wait hang on I heard an orchestral hit there? Did this movie only have enough budget for three violin riffs or what?
There must be tons of people at least that isolated #Monsterdon
If this were Star Trek, it'd be about making the hard decisions: bringing in half the town even though you only have provisions for three people.
And then Janeway would shoot someone to make up for the last bit of shortfall.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
It's a post-apocalyptic world and yet all the random travelers who show up at your house are well groomed with fancy clothes and styled hair
them's PEEPERS outside!!!
Golly gee, there can't be survivors, this isn't what I planned for! My 401k will tank because of this!
Are there signs all over the place just pointing to this fucking house or what?
Now THATβS a man whoβs prepared!!! Carrying his jug of maple syrup through the apocalypse
Maybe Bubba is Romeo to Julia's Juliet. #Monsterdon
Nice hat.
"You can't stay here. This isn't the way I planned it!"
Must've been such a great Dad. :welp:
That character is named Bubba in my mind. #Monsterdon
The description i saw earlier was "a lower budget remake of a low budget roger corman movie"
And yet here i am, watching it.
*whistles* wow, we haven't had day-for-night of this caliber in a LONG time
"Gentlemen! You can't survive in here! This is the Survive House!"
Drinking, that will help...
who the fuck is this guy??? mister yeehaw himself??
Oh, another day for night shot, a #monsterdon classic
So far the acting is excellent, and by excellent I mean terrible.
day for night for day
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I guess the crickets were also all 100% Okey dokey
No way- they got TORGO for this???
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Joanna wants to run a post-apocalypse B&B, while her dad was a lazy prepper.
Thank god he can find smokes after nuclear annihilation. #Monsterdon
This is the same trick Gandalf used to get all the dwarves into Beorn's house.
I guess night is kind of like daytime, but dimmer.
Bob (or whatever your name is, elder fellow) you didn't plan this well. Your front door doesn't even have a deadbolt.
Also, you really shouldn't have skipped those acting classes.
I was early, I had 9 minute to scarf down dinner and now Iβm 9 minutes late. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
"I have provisions for three people only. But Larry was quite an eater, so it'll stretch to four. And he's not coming back."
Hey everybody party at the smart guy's house!
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#monsterdon this girl's just all about giving out water
Prepper score: 5/10 #Monsterdon
that is NOT Kate Pierson, pity
"forget the sob story" is a hell of a thing to say to someone pointing a gun at you
gonna be a long one I think
I don't trust a guy with a cravat.
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I wonder if they released the soundtrack to this film.
These carpet baggers want in on his sweet sweet survivalism. #Monsterdon
@lorgonumputz I just joined, and the decor does not look very 2889. #monsterdon
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to be fair, these are the quarantine procedures that half of the US was following by June 2020
actually no, i guess your average post apocalyptoid is still extremely hot and has time to do their hair and makeup #monsterdon
"...this gun is loaded!"
BANG!
"but unfortunately I only had one bullet. Damn!"
I guess except for the 10,000 visitors they seem to be getting.
DADDY NO #monsterdon
"don't shoot me, i have a woman!"
I do love proving the gun's loaded by shooting holes in my own floor, ayup
The Professor and Mary-Ann?!
Is this a parable about taking in strangers? Sharing? Owning more guns? #Monsterdon
Matching suitcase for the apocalypse
"Look, I booked this AirBNB six months ago, I even have a receipt!"
Dad, her lover is probably dead. She's no longer subscribing to your survival plan.
He does this every time they have guests....
"This gun's loaded!"
BANG!
"Now it's slightly less loaded!"
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The clothes are remarkably well preserved after Nuclear Holocaust Day.
Mysterious shadows at the door! π±
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dad these passersby are hotties!
Don't shoot, there's a sexism at the door!
For a house in the middle of nowhere a few hours after the end of civilization it is sure busy with victors
#monsterdon
That asshole shot a really cool door lock in cold blood. #Monsterdon
Whenever I'm feeling depressed I stare longingly at my portrait of Anne Haney
#monsterdon "He didn't come father, Larry didn't come"
Tell it to Lou Ferrigno, maybe Arnold, maybe they can help, daddy doesn't care
#monsterdon the scene where the old man almost falls asleep in the hallway is riveting
[gazes longingly at picture of my (probably) dead wife]
For an abandoned world, they get a LOT of foot traffic. #Monsterdon
(trying to open door)
This movie is so exciting. I'm excited. You?
I see how they saved money on script writers.
#monsterdon
I don't wonder what Larry is up to
Steve Martin the Elvis Impersonator? #Monsterdon
Lenore........
"Maybe I _shouldn't've_ sabotaged Larry's brakes."
They haven;'t seen enough zombie movies whose message is 'If theyβre bit, donβt keep them around.'
@amyfou@lingo.lol We can only hope!
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I don't think this smart guy understands how radiation or contamination works.
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"We're having bridge with the Cunninghams later!" #monsterdon
there's a stupid, heavy-handed "purity" narrative in here, isn't there
Steve there has some of the fakest hair.
"It's not Larry" "Well we have to help him whoever he is!" A girl after my own heart. π
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Is he your brother Tom? Tom Morrow? Is Tom Morrow lying nearly dead from radiation, but still clinging to the possibility of life?
Steve looks like a leading closeted young man. #Monsterdon
Idk, I feel like if he's there, a Geiger counter won't save you.
#Monsterdon
I like that they can stand right next to a guy shooting out tons of radiation and they're fine as long as they don't touch him.
replacement Larry just showed up
TOUCH ME #monsterdon
this house looks like a shittier version of the mansion from clue
Now sing King Tut. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Production budget couldn't afford to put this radioactive dude on your porch huh?
Everybody in the house: STEVE MARTIN?
Letβs just chill next to this clearly radioactive dudeβas long as we donβt touch him, itβs safe.
"Steve Morrow, he's my brother, Vic."