Wish I had "Day For Night" on bingo...

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Where is this moving going?

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But soft, what light through yonder moonshine breaks? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I love 740 Roentgen proof alcohol.

Take courage Bubba, she's one girl. How much NO could she hold. #Monsterdon

i also require liquid courage to survive the horrors

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@Taweret @Louisa the suitcase cracks me up #monsterdon

Wait hang on I heard an orchestral hit there? Did this movie only have enough budget for three violin riffs or what?

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@paco 😆

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There must be tons of people at least that isolated #Monsterdon

If this were Star Trek, it'd be about making the hard decisions: bringing in half the town even though you only have provisions for three people.

And then Janeway would shoot someone to make up for the last bit of shortfall.

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It's a post-apocalyptic world and yet all the random travelers who show up at your house are well groomed with fancy clothes and styled hair

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them's PEEPERS outside!!!

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Golly gee, there can't be survivors, this isn't what I planned for! My 401k will tank because of this!

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Are there signs all over the place just pointing to this fucking house or what?

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Now THAT’S a man who’s prepared!!! Carrying his jug of maple syrup through the apocalypse

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Maybe Bubba is Romeo to Julia's Juliet. #Monsterdon

Nice hat.

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"You can't stay here. This isn't the way I planned it!"

Must've been such a great Dad. :welp:

That character is named Bubba in my mind. #Monsterdon

The description i saw earlier was "a lower budget remake of a low budget roger corman movie"

And yet here i am, watching it.

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*whistles* wow, we haven't had day-for-night of this caliber in a LONG time

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"Gentlemen! You can't survive in here! This is the Survive House!"

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Drinking, that will help...

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who the fuck is this guy??? mister yeehaw himself??

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Oh, another day for night shot, a #monsterdon classic

So far the acting is excellent, and by excellent I mean terrible.

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day for night for day

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I guess the crickets were also all 100% Okey dokey

No way- they got TORGO for this???
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Joanna wants to run a post-apocalypse B&B, while her dad was a lazy prepper.

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Thank god he can find smokes after nuclear annihilation. #Monsterdon

This is the same trick Gandalf used to get all the dwarves into Beorn's house.

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I guess night is kind of like daytime, but dimmer.

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Bob (or whatever your name is, elder fellow) you didn't plan this well. Your front door doesn't even have a deadbolt.

Also, you really shouldn't have skipped those acting classes.

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I was early, I had 9 minute to scarf down dinner and now I’m 9 minutes late. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I have provisions for three people only. But Larry was quite an eater, so it'll stretch to four. And he's not coming back."

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Hey everybody party at the smart guy's house!

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#monsterdon this girl's just all about giving out water

Prepper score: 5/10 #Monsterdon

that is NOT Kate Pierson, pity

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"forget the sob story" is a hell of a thing to say to someone pointing a gun at you

gonna be a long one I think

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I don't trust a guy with a cravat.
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I wonder if they released the soundtrack to this film.

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These carpet baggers want in on his sweet sweet survivalism. #Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz I just joined, and the decor does not look very 2889. #monsterdon
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to be fair, these are the quarantine procedures that half of the US was following by June 2020

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actually no, i guess your average post apocalyptoid is still extremely hot and has time to do their hair and makeup #monsterdon

"...this gun is loaded!"
BANG!
"but unfortunately I only had one bullet. Damn!"

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I guess except for the 10,000 visitors they seem to be getting.

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DADDY NO #monsterdon

"don't shoot me, i have a woman!"

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I do love proving the gun's loaded by shooting holes in my own floor, ayup

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The Professor and Mary-Ann?!

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Is this a parable about taking in strangers? Sharing? Owning more guns? #Monsterdon

Matching suitcase for the apocalypse

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"Look, I booked this AirBNB six months ago, I even have a receipt!"

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Dad, her lover is probably dead. She's no longer subscribing to your survival plan.

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He does this every time they have guests....

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"This gun's loaded!"
BANG!
"Now it's slightly less loaded!"
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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)
The clothes are remarkably well preserved after Nuclear Holocaust Day.

Mysterious shadows at the door! 😱

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dad these passersby are hotties!

Don't shoot, there's a sexism at the door!

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 For a house in the middle of nowhere a few hours after the end of civilization it is sure busy with victors
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That asshole shot a really cool door lock in cold blood. #Monsterdon

Whenever I'm feeling depressed I stare longingly at my portrait of Anne Haney

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#monsterdon "He didn't come father, Larry didn't come"

Tell it to Lou Ferrigno, maybe Arnold, maybe they can help, daddy doesn't care

#monsterdon the scene where the old man almost falls asleep in the hallway is riveting

[gazes longingly at picture of my (probably) dead wife]

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For an abandoned world, they get a LOT of foot traffic. #Monsterdon

(trying to open door)

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This movie is so exciting. I'm excited. You?

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this acting isn't wooden

it's RADIOACTIVE

huehuehuehue

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I see how they saved money on script writers.
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I don't wonder what Larry is up to

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Steve Martin the Elvis Impersonator? #Monsterdon

Lenore........

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"Maybe I _shouldn't've_ sabotaged Larry's brakes."

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They haven;'t seen enough zombie movies whose message is 'If they’re bit, don’t keep them around.'

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@amyfou@lingo.lol We can only hope!

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I don't think this smart guy understands how radiation or contamination works.

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he's still alive?!

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"We're having bridge with the Cunninghams later!" #monsterdon

there's a stupid, heavy-handed "purity" narrative in here, isn't there

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Steve there has some of the fakest hair.

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"It's not Larry" "Well we have to help him whoever he is!" A girl after my own heart. 💜
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Is he your brother Tom? Tom Morrow? Is Tom Morrow lying nearly dead from radiation, but still clinging to the possibility of life?

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Steve looks like a leading closeted young man. #Monsterdon

Idk, I feel like if he's there, a Geiger counter won't save you.
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I like that they can stand right next to a guy shooting out tons of radiation and they're fine as long as they don't touch him.

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replacement Larry just showed up

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TOUCH ME #monsterdon

this house looks like a shittier version of the mansion from clue

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Now sing King Tut. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Production budget couldn't afford to put this radioactive dude on your porch huh?

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Everybody in the house: STEVE MARTIN?

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Let’s just chill next to this clearly radioactive dude—as long as we don’t touch him, it’s safe.

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"Steve Morrow, he's my brother, Vic."

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