THE TERROR OF A MANUAL TYPEWRITER!
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There were two 3-legged dogs used in filming. The first one took off running across the countryside and wasn't found in time. Hence the need for the second one, who made it into the film.

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'They’re not Satanists, they just venerate St Peter.'

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Clickety clack goes the rewrite track, listen to the writer gooooo #Monsterdon

John Carpenter films is where religion consultants go to die

(that's a joke i'm pretty sure he's never hired any)

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You know what today is?

National Book Lovers Day, National Veep Day, National Spirit Of '45 Day, National Passion Fruit Day, National Rice Pudding Day...

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the man behind the curtain, so to speak #monsterdon

John got a new set of Sutter Cane books - these have covers again.

Styles flashes devil's horns while exploring the church.

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Nothong like a plaque saying "do not enter" to make someone enter a place, right?

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The title should be Little Town of Horrors.

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Definitely a magic typewriter

You want the magic typewriter

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#monsterdon Suddenly, mold everywhere!

Upside down cross, YEEESSSS!!!

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I been bored but I ain't never been not finishing a book bored. #Monsterdon

The soot removal budget must be ridiculous. #Monsterdon

Evil church is one of my favorite vibes ngl

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@healyn She was in Happy Gilmore (and a lot of others including #monsterdon fav Critters 3)

Sutter Cane has heard of writers who build up to cosmic horror, and use subtext, but they're all cowards.

It's about people turning into things which aren't Human anymore. They wear red hats.

"Any who enter this unholy place be damned forever"? I have that same sign on my bathroom!

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I mean, yeah, the movie is confusing, but the atmosphere and mood are a thing.

Easily the most competent #monsterdon yet.

Horror movie people never pay attention to signs...

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The church is only unlocked at night.

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@paco

She's gonna punish you for that!

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TODAY IS MOMMY'S DAY!

“Don’t let it get to you. Just get out” #Monsterdon

okay, good for that kid, that must have been fun.

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#Monsterdon ohh a bunch of kids for me to adopt so excited

@paco cuffed to the ankle no less

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Watch out for that heap of kids. They are a mess of trouble. This children of the kickball.
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The New England accents in this are crazy good. Mmmhmmm. Yep. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

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a playball!

Gotta love the way these people with actual guns do not stick together and help each other but just leave while several of their members are being attacked by dogs.

Small town goodness right there.

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Oh hey it's Oxenfree. #Monsterdon

Oh no, the poor old naked guy handcuffed to her leg! Cut to commercial.

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A dog like that, you don't eat all at once!

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Do not taunt happy fun ball.
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What if the pocket horror universe clones her

then we can have Cascading Styles

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honky grandma be trippin pt 2 electric boogaloo

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Was he cuffed to her when she came in from outside?

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hahahahahaha

like a kinky Playboy Cartoon

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Kinky old lady! #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Eww, kinda never mind??? #Monsterdon

Ah, now there's the romance!

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"...but 'UUUUHHHH' is our safeword!"

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he's going to the Bronze

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Kinky

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Nice place you got here. Shame if anybody... started smoking in it. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Harry Styles just stole his car #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

Hotel lady is great. Instantly my favorite character. #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

nice bus ride, sam.

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@paco That's the one!
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Styles? Do you mean themes? Or do you just mean

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And then there's the guy from Die Hard. #monsterdon

Old naked guy. Everyone drink!

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Entire town gaslighting the city slickers to own the libs

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JOHNNY BOY
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no smoking but ash trays everywhere anyways.

i don't miss BEING a smoker either!

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@rallias just for decoration #Monsterdon

SHAME IF SOMETHIN' WAS T'HAPPEN TO IT

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Oh jesus. Okay then.
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"It bothers my husband, Cole Slaw" #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

Wtf. Was she kicking her sub?
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Me at work next year: "It's all happening for real, now."

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Children running and playing with a ball and a fluffy dog aren't really as scary to me as perhaps the director intended apparently.

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my favourite character in this is Sam Neill's periodically emerging New Zealand accent

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Eddie Bauer nature wear got a workout

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Don't TOUCH the PAINTING you RUBE

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we need to read the new book that turns people into four eye whackadoos! no way out but through!

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OK they're zombies, but still, you should talk to the zombies in the painting

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oh lawd she horny

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"Desperate to seduce someone into believing you so that you don't have to escape indescribable cosmic horror alone" sex is the best sex.

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Women often throw themselves at skeptics when they experience danger.

"Don't make me do this alone" .. in the middle of a desperate lip lock.

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"romance"

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When in doubt, kiss someone

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@steggy

Terminus?

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She's thinking "maybe he'll take me seriously if his cum is drained first" #Monsterdon

evil blonde little girl is kind of a lazy trope imo #monsterdon

Did she lick his face?

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"People turning into things... creatures" so Republicans #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

Whoa that was random #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

#monsterdon Teratophilia. Loving the monster. There's a whole bunch of extra right on the other side as we whistle past the graveyard…

@JoeWynne oh noooo

it looked like they (the dobies) were having fun 😬

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oi oioioioioi

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Ah. Indoor smoking. How quaint.
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@paco I guess the implication was the shooting wasn't working 🤷

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the scariest thing so far has been Charlton Heston #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sam's lost his American accent. Kinda all over the place now. ::sigh::

But why would a writer's agent have any incentive to commit crimes to hype up the career of their client? That doesn't make any sense. #Monsterdon

Each time we see the dog running from the pack of kids. The dog is missing something.
And for some reason I can't remember I know the dog's name is Meatball.
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@CardboardRobot

I saw the sequel to that movie!

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OMG, the guy playing Cane looked familiar so I looked him up. Turns out he was in the worst movie I've ever seen. @paco can probably guess what that movie is.

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Good thing all the men decided to wear heavily padded coats today. #Monsterdon

"Why are all Sutter Cane readers asking for handouts to go buy iceys?"

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Dobermans fresh from the bank heist

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Why does a mob holding guns run from dogs? Like, fucking shoot them.

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@nazokiyoubinbou 😭

try resetting or something? It's still working for me

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I'm thinking this would be better if it were scary or spooky or something.

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JOHN TRENT *looking at LINDA STYLES hop on a bed*: hey let's got check out this building #monsterdon

I guess if I could summon lightning and slam doors with my psychic powers I would also use it to troll people

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so from the choice of fear dogs i'd have to say they've been trapped here since the... 1970s?

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