*Steps outside.*

*Woman just randomly punches him.*

...

Why?

*He punches back*

Well, alrighty then, we went there.

#Monsterdon

Ok, my kids camera just flicked. This movie is getting on my nerves.
I should have watched "Airplane!"
#monsterdon
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Sutter Cane is John Carpenter lecturing us about not being good enough horror fans to deserve him. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's right about religion

I saw a clip of a guy doing that on America's Got Talent, but this is less disturbing

#Monsterdon

@kshernandez indeed

and an awesome bingo card (thanks @LuciaG)

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I was gonna ask when that car was going to run out of gas but I guess that's not a problem now.

#Monsterdon

A smoking confessional. Definitely primo cathedral. #Monsterdon

@trixter Like kind of self-conscious and expository or more like creepy and disturbing?

#monsterdon

🚭 #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Mrs Pickman, daughter of Richard Upton Pickman, & first Tentacle Gramma.

"THIS IS NOT REALITY!"

I like a flexible woman.

#monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Oh man, is that cutie Linda Stiles no longer in the movie? That's a bummer.

#Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

@jadebees 🙇

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#monsterdon We've all been there... when just plowing through townies is... eventually something you kinda chuckle at thinking. “I have to... stop?”

Surprised he survived that car crash. Safety wasn't invented until whatever year this was made plus some arbitrary number.
#monsterdon

I'm reminded of a sign I've seen leaving the Toronto airport: All Roads Lead To Brampton.

#monsterdon

@emma

Nah, the USS Eldridge.

#Monsterdon
#MouthOfMadness94

Back in the day when you could hotwire a car with a screwdriver. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Just keep going back down the road. I don't care how much of a literary genius Sutter Cane is. Rule-of-threes means he's going to get diminishing returns out of it as you keep going back.

Or is boring the reader with repetition and nothing happening "good for the book" too?

#Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

You know, bud, there's a point whe n it stops being skepticism and starts being denial.

#Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

John Carpenter can have little a animatronic monsters as a treat

#monsterdon

Well… that happened.

#Monsterdon

@pixelstick this is part of the so-called "Apocalypse Trilogy" of Carpenter's movies formed by THE THING and THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, which all have similar "well it was a good world while it lasted" vibes

#Monsterdon

The mob standing there w/ torches wondering if they're gonna, like, do anything tonight or
#Monsterdon

@cd0

"I'm glad horror movies make jobs for contortionists. "

It's a lot less sticky and smelly than pron...

#monsterdon

If you can't go out, go through.
#Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

The only way is through #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Nothing for it but to go bowling!

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Sam just go pick up a little furry friend. It's Groundhog Day.
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Sam Neil has a crazy face for me since "Event Horizon"
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Pocket universe be pocketin'

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#Monsterdon all roads end at hobbs end

"A few bad calls. A few wrong turns" the story of bankruptcy and death in America #Monsterdon #MouthOfMadness94

Person walks forward.

He goes flying backwards through a door.

...

I think we skipped something there? Like, you know, the how?

I'll even accept telepathy if they want to go that way. It just... skipped the whole thing...

#Monsterdon

This movie seems like The Thing 2.0.

#Monsterdon

Oh now he got religion?

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You can't just drive out of the movie Sam. Sutter Cane didn't write you leaving town.
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Ooh, plays with the Exorcist neck #Monsterdon

Wow I just went to make a card and had an immediate double bingo

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All roads lead to Hobb's End. #Monsterdon

"It's good for the book"...
... and the totally disjointed non-plot elements of the horror completely divorced from the wider narrative and wouldn't translate to a novel rather than a movie?

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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117068749036997109

Remind me to never visit New Hampshire #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon does he still think this is a scam with special affects?

This is like all those scenes in Buffy where Giles and everybody says "you're probably just having a regular dream, don't get all wound up."

#monsterdon

OW, she is good at yoga, isn't she?
#monsterdon
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ew crunchy

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He punched her back!

Yikes!

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They keep trying to tell me what to write but it just ends up being gay monster porn and they’re very frustrated.
#monsterdon

practical horror effects. my beloved

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon will caine pay me for this job?

@jadebees yeah that ain't coming back up or out without issues.

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Yeah, your car has an interlock to prevent hot-wiring. But what about zombie attacks where your side kick has eaten the keys? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Here comes some joint issues… ummmm… the sounds are uniquely something

A phone booth? *airguitar*
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Tom Petty

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I actually kind of do want to read about her killing them by kissing him. That would wrap this up pretty quick. #Monsterdon

"He wants me to kiss you. It's good for the book."

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Umm, I don’t think you can jam a screwdriver into your plumbing pipe to start the getaway car. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness1994

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ IN THE MOUTH OF TRIVIA 👄

She eats the keys for real. But it's OK: they're made of pasta.

#Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Cain is a perv.

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Just slightly more difficult than the Kia/Hyundai key fob hack. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

what that mouth do

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Lol! She swallowed the keys.

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I'm back from the stove! Well this has been a wholesome watch so far, hope everyone's still sane!

But he's right, reality's not what it used to be.

#Monsterdon

Phone booth! A way out of The Matrix!

#Monsterdon

Quote of the film:
"Reality is not what it used to be"
#Monsterdon

Trent has skills in hotwiring #monsterdon

I did that with a dog once pulling chocolate out of its mouth

i have never seen a more dismayed animal when I pulled it out

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classic punch noise!

#monsterdon

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Does he have to drive through the LSD tunnel to get out?

@jadebees @LuciaG 🎉

also I totally forgot about bingo this week

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That’s gonna hurt on exit.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that's assault she has done nothing to warrant

I don’t think you should you put her in your car. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness1994

Nothing like a run-by F-bomb.

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He convinced her to come w/ him by giving her some punch. #Monsterdon

She walked outta there like she’d been ripping a bong for a couple of hours.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon let her drive?

imotep imotep

#WrongMovie #monsterdon #MouthOfMadness1994

The ritual exchange of fists

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Looks like a typical small town PTA meeting to me. #monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

Welp, on to Ghostbusters 2 for you. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

What if the whole thing was just a setup for Styles to punch him

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I too bleed heavily from the wrist when I shoot my own head off

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Psycho zombie ghosts with axes! Bring it on!

#Monsterdon

"Reality is not what it used to be."

Buddy, you don't know the half of it.

#Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness

#monsterdon Vigo went smutch.

“Reality is not what it used to be” #Monsterdon

I'm not sure that seeing the first 37 minutes would have helped much.
#monsterdon

Ooof self harm scene. #Monsterdon

@blue all of the locations, I'm fairly sure, are on the GO Transit network, a train ride away

#Monsterdon

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Which came first, us or the book?

Excellent.

Fam is saying "I disbelieve!" and rolling a saving throw.

#Monsterdon

@elaterite That'd be "a pretty rough one" to say the least

#monsterdon

"Reality is not what it used to be" #monsterdon

I suspect there's a scene missing in there just before John gets thrown into the hallway.

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Oh jesus. Alright then.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's right that he shouldn't still be there